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#303165 - 02/23/08 02:43 PM Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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After denying she has done them for years Taryn Thomas finally came clean that she does privates. A smart move because now she can maximize her earning potential. She should approach this tour like the rolling stones do, know that most of her money doesn't have to be made doing the "show" but through merchandise . She already has a cult following online with her famous (or infamous) posts but even she knows shes only one person and can't service all the people that desire her services so she needs to give the "fans" what they want. Here are some ideas ive come up with, (I don't do photo shop so if someone wants to put my ideas to reality in this thread it would be appreciated)

First the tour t shirt, always a big seller at the booths and now with the internet how it is its destined to be a sure fire seller.


Front of the shirt can be the picture below with "Taryn Thomas" across the top of it and below it "2008 Spring Tour"




Then on the back it can have the tour dates




Next is to tap into a classic image, its been done for years with Lindsey Lohan the last to do it with her Marilyn Monroe spread in New York magazine. I give you the Taryn Thomas tour poster, bound to be a classic

With a slight twist instead of having W I N G S across the top could be W H O R E, make it youre own Taryn. Own it.





Then theres the usual bumper stickers,etc, those can be like


(the picture below on a bumper sticker with "Taryn Thomas says Fuck You, but did she? Spring Tour 08")
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#303166 - 02/23/08 03:07 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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No Photoshop necessary:

http://tshirts.goodstorm.com/techcrunch/

Front:




Back:



Attachments
293230-tarynback.JPG (5 downloads)


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#303167 - 02/23/08 03:39 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Solid work but that seems to be in the XXXL size, I might be alone here but I could see ac cream rocking it to the next avn awards with his all baby blue nikes. I want to see taryns whore poster through, her image in black and white to give it that classy feel that Taryn is known for.
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#303168 - 02/23/08 03:57 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Maybe she'll team up with Eon McGay as part of a last-ditch effort to save vivid-alt?




Attachments
293244-TARYNFLIP.jpg (3 downloads)


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#303169 - 02/26/08 08:22 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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new dates

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4994259&blogID=361787764&indicate=1



Tuesday, February 26, 2008


TARYN’S TOUR DATES (catch me in your city)

So for a long time now I denied I had any type of association with PSE work. Well it's no secret now. So here are my tour dates until May. Hope we could spend some quality time together and you know the rest lol : )


For booking info when I am in your city please contact www.BODYMIRACLE.COM or Call them @ 866.252.2299

If I am NOT touring your city and you would still like to see me email me at BOOKTARYN@AOL.COM


Tour Dates

Philly Feb 28 – 29

San Fran Mar 11 – 12

Boston Mar 13 – 14

New York Mar 15 – 18

Dallas Apr 21 – 22

Houston Apr 23 - 24

New York May 11 – 14

DC May 15 – 16


----------------------------------------

and her story about her break with LAdirect

http://insydetarynblog.com/2008/02/13/the-long-awaited-blog.aspx

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#303170 - 02/26/08 11:55 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Did Taryn have the same Eon Mcgay speach problem??? i was watching her meatholes clips and she speak weird.. like it was her first day with bracers

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#303171 - 02/27/08 12:51 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

and her story about her break with LAdirect

http://insydetarynblog.com/2008/02/13/the-long-awaited-blog.aspx




omg that was fucking amazing, my favorite was the second comment left by a fan, he deserves early entry into the fan boy hall of fame. Give him a watch and he'll gift it to a whore, welcome to the 2008 fan boy hall of fame.





Because I totally believe in you and because I think you can once again kick ass in the industry and because I hate the way some people handle business so unprofessionally in this industry, I am going to help you out. I'm going to make a few calls to see about finding you an attorney to assist you with the issue with Derek and LA Direct. Can you get me a copy of the contract too, as one of my best friends is a business contract attorney and I will definitely have him look at it for FREE.

We also want to help you get things going and off the ground with your new site. We can do most of it for nothing or darn near close to that. I'll help you shoot the content and edit for you too.

So give me a call, our program launches officially sometime late next week or the beginning of the week after that with 8 sites and about 300 affiliates. We are ready to rock and we want to help you make a shit load of money. Plus if you're shooting your own content and strictly working for yourself, and are not working for hire, Derek pretty much can't do a damn thing about that as you're not being booked to work for anyone else.

So call me...at 562-fan-boy (edited to protect the retarded)

Rick
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#303172 - 02/27/08 01:17 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:





So give me a call,







sportswami?

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#303173 - 02/27/08 05:23 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:



Quote:

and her story about her break with LAdirect

http://insydetarynblog.com/2008/02/13/the-long-awaited-blog.aspx




omg that was fucking amazing, my favorite was the second comment left by a fan, he deserves early entry into the fan boy hall of fame. Give him a watch and he'll gift it to a whore, welcome to the 2008 fan boy hall of fame.





Because I totally believe in you and because I think you can once again kick ass in the industry and because I hate the way some people handle business so unprofessionally in this industry, I am going to help you out. I'm going to make a few calls to see about finding you an attorney to assist you with the issue with Derek and LA Direct. Can you get me a copy of the contract too, as one of my best friends is a business contract attorney and I will definitely have him look at it for FREE.

We also want to help you get things going and off the ground with your new site. We can do most of it for nothing or darn near close to that. I'll help you shoot the content and edit for you too.

So give me a call, our program launches officially sometime late next week or the beginning of the week after that with 8 sites and about 300 affiliates. We are ready to rock and we want to help you make a shit load of money. Plus if you're shooting your own content and strictly working for yourself, and are not working for hire, Derek pretty much can't do a damn thing about that as you're not being booked to work for anyone else.

So call me...at 562-fan-boy (edited to protect the retarded)

Rick





dude's xpeeps profile.
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#303174 - 02/27/08 08:55 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Looks like another commenter there was arinsystemicbuttcancer who got banned from adt for excessive fanboyism.

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#303175 - 02/27/08 02:40 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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#303176 - 02/27/08 03:01 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
weeeee Offline
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Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtIdKRQlB0




Wow. What an awful man

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#303177 - 02/27/08 03:14 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtIdKRQlB0




I've never really seen any of the Meatholes flicks, is that guy Khan Tusion? Why did they keep covering up his face?

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#303178 - 02/27/08 03:33 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtIdKRQlB0




I've never really seen any of the Meatholes flicks, is that guy Khan Tusion? Why did they keep covering up his face?






That is Khan. His face is covered and voice distorted because he is a very successful real estate developer in Los Angeles.
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#303179 - 02/27/08 03:36 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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That is Khan. His face is covered and voice distorted because he is a very successful real estate developer in Los Angeles.




Ah, gotcha. That is some crazy stuff, lol. Thanks homes.

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#303180 - 02/27/08 03:39 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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because in "real life" he is Mark Handle apparently owner of this development company

http://www.mwhdevelopment.com/

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#303181 - 02/27/08 08:02 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Given the state of the housing market, he must be glad he has a second job to fall back on.

Speaking of privates, lookee here. I wonder how much an hour with Amy Reid costs:

http://www.eros-ny.com/files/us-lita15-amy1.htm

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#303182 - 02/27/08 08:05 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Do you girls compare rates like guys compare dick size?

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#303183 - 02/27/08 09:44 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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decent blog

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#303184 - 02/27/08 10:18 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

Do you girls compare rates like guys compare dick size?




Porn escorting is a little different from non-porn escorting, but in general, yes. Most women are insecure, and women in the sex industry are especially insecure, so there's a lot of comparing and contrasting: about rates, youth, looks, et cetera.

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#303185 - 02/27/08 10:37 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtIdKRQlB0




Quote:

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.




What was it a video of?
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#303186 - 02/28/08 12:14 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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khan tusion making taryn cry

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#303187 - 02/28/08 02:14 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

Quote:





So give me a call,







sportswami?





Oh no EL G you don't want to be accused of being so 2004 do you?

Quote:

dude's xpeeps profile.




You have no idea how surprised I was to see the guy who wrote that looked like this


God, did anyone read it?


"I am a major sucker for Romantic Comedies... yes ladies I like "Chick Flicks".... one of the best I've seen in a while too was "50 First Dates" it was so funny and had such a sweet and romantic ending"


ON THE PERSONAL SIDE: I'm 47, I love to work out I have a great personality and big heart! I'm a lot of fun. Love to travel ladies... so I could be cumming to City near you real soon!


"I am always up to meet new friends too! Looking for that best friend, partner in crime. Someone who enjoys life as much as I do. Someone to enjoy fun times with both in and out the bedroom. So let's get to know each other and let's get it on! "



Quote:

Speaking of privates, lookee here. I wonder how much an hour with Amy Reid costs:

http://www.eros-ny.com/files/us-lita15-amy1.htm




Do you ask the same things below of your clients?

Name of Business
Business number
Web site of business
Position in company


Why does she need to know that? She calling up his boss to get more background info on him before she accepts his cock in her, "uhh hi is this rick richardt's boss? You don't know me but my name is amy reid, im a porn star slash escort and rick is in the process of arranging a date and time to pay me to fuck him, just wondering how long has he been there for and roughly what does he make a year so I can adjust my fees accordingly, on a scale from 1-10 how would you rank rick as an employee? 1 being the type of employee who would be capable of killing a hooker and 10 being the type of employee who brings escorts gifts, pays top dollar and has good personal hygiene"
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#303188 - 02/28/08 06:35 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:






"I am a major sucker for Romantic Comedies... yes ladies I like "Chick Flicks".... one of the best I've seen in a while too was "50 First Dates" it was so funny and had such a sweet and romantic ending"


ON THE PERSONAL SIDE: I'm 47, I love to work out I have a great personality and big heart! I'm a lot of fun. Love to travel ladies... so I could be cumming to City near you real soon!


"I am always up to meet new friends too! Looking for that best friend, partner in crime. Someone who enjoys life as much as I do. Someone to enjoy fun times with both in and out the bedroom. So let's get to know each other and let's get it on! "






Someone should have given me some warning so I could set up a pukebucket next to my my monitor. 47 year old males should not be using the word sweet to describe anything other than tee shots or automobile restoration projects.
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#303189 - 02/28/08 09:42 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:


Do you ask the same things below of your clients?

Name of Business
Business number
Web site of business
Position in company


Why does she need to know that? She calling up his boss to get more background info on him before she accepts his cock in her, "uhh hi is this rick richardt's boss? You don't know me but my name is amy reid, im a porn star slash escort and rick is in the process of arranging a date and time to pay me to fuck him, just wondering how long has he been there for and roughly what does he make a year so I can adjust my fees accordingly, on a scale from 1-10 how would you rank rick as an employee? 1 being the type of employee who would be capable of killing a hooker and 10 being the type of employee who brings escorts gifts, pays top dollar and has good personal hygiene"




If they haven't been referred to me by colleagues or don't have references from other women, then yes, I do ask for that information. And it's given to me.



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#303190 - 02/28/08 09:54 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

If they haven't been referred to me by colleagues or don't have references from other women, then yes, I do ask for that information. And it's given to me.




Pure curiousity: what if someone has no job, but does have enough money in the bank/under the mattress to be able to pay what you ask?
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#303191 - 02/28/08 04:56 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Someone should have given me some warning so I could set up a pukebucket next to my my monitor. 47 year old males should not be using the word sweet to describe anything other than tee shots or automobile restoration projects.




You know what type of single 47 year old men use the terms sweet and romantic? The type that live next to elementary schools, he radiates that vibe.


Quote:

If they haven't been referred to me by colleagues or don't have references from other women, then yes, I do ask for that information. And it's given to me.




Oh okay, thats interesting. What do you do with the information though, im assuming the call is more then just so does rick work here. I understand you have to protect yourself but how do you explain what you are calling for?


Quote:

Pure curiousity: what if someone has no job, but does have enough money in the bank/under the mattress to be able to pay what you ask?





Good question, like dead beat relatives of celebrities such as the late eric douglas

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#303192 - 02/28/08 09:19 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Oh okay, thats interesting. What do you do with the information though, im assuming the call is more then just so does rick work here. I understand you have to protect yourself but how do you explain what you are calling for?




I sell it to spammers. Kidding. The client specifies what time to call and how I should announce myself when I call. I don't retain his information afterward, not until we've seen each other multiple times and I have his permission to keep his contact information. Like Burg says, we're paid to leave, not to e-mail or call to tell him we're running specials. Some men don't see women who screen. That's their prerogative. As it is mine not to see them.

Quote:


Pure curiousity: what if someone has no job, but does have enough money in the bank/under the mattress to be able to pay what you ask?




I've had clients who have retired. Most of them remain active in some sort of charitable endeavor or social club, so it's relatively easy to verify that they are who they say they are. Search engines are a beautiful thing.

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#303193 - 02/28/08 10:32 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

If they haven't been referred to me by colleagues or don't have references from other women, then yes, I do ask for that information. And it's given to me.




The present tense sticks out here. I thought you retired?
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#303194 - 02/28/08 11:07 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

I sell it to spammers. Kidding. The client specifies what time to call and how I should announce myself when I call. I don't retain his information afterward, not until we've seen each other multiple times and I have his permission to keep his contact information. Like Burg says, we're paid to leave, not to e-mail or call to tell him we're running specials. Some men don't see women who screen. That's their prerogative. As it is mine not to see them.




Okay, I just figured like a couple of pieces of photo ids and a current place of residence that can be verified would've been enough, to each their own.


Quote:

I've had clients who have retired. Most of them remain active in some sort of charitable endeavor or social club, so it's relatively easy to verify that they are who they say they are. Search engines are a beautiful thing.





I always assumed that the majority of people seeing escorts were married men (well besides the disabled) and giving out this sort of stuff would make it seem a little too real, I guess I should never underestimate the dishonest perverts out there.
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#303195 - 02/29/08 10:04 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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the topic of this thread is misleading. I thought it would be about the chubby bitch admitting she has herpes or at least a yeast affection. oh well, sorry for the intrusion, let the misogyny continue.
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#303196 - 02/29/08 10:51 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
weeeee Offline
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Quote:

yeast affection.





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#303197 - 03/01/08 08:33 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Comes Clean About Privates
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Quote:

Quote:

yeast affection.









You've swallowed your share of "yeast affection".



If yeast didn't love us, what would we be drinking?
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