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#222569 - 02/12/07 05:03 AM
Luke hasnt lost his "touch"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Nice to see our moral leader-turned public enema numero uno is still plugging away with his hopeless pursuit of photography, as he continues to excel at capturing people in there worst possible photogenic modes. Observe and enjoy, Keep at it Luke, atta boy mate!  What are the two fat fucks in the background looking at? Probably the pizza hut dude carting in the pies, and the dude to the left looks like he has a pumpkin for a head.  Who'da thunk it? Oscar Nominated Actor Peter Oh' Tool is a porn fan!.....oh wait thats not him that's whats-his-name....rhymes with truck I think???  This party obviously was held in someone's old garage. Look at the floor...I was about to make fun of this dude's shoes but then I realized he actually has appropriate foot attire given the environment. WTF is that on the floor?   ........  Holy SHIT! Kyoto Returns!  While white dude is showing off the technical prowess of his new endeavor, check out the Brother in the background...."Nah Man, I cant hear a muthafuckin thing on this shit."  Why does Tony Batman remind me of a mafia gorilla? WTF? "These hands are registered with the FBI as Lethal Weapons!"  The Joo-jap's standards are plumetting, first Stormy and Jenna, and now....."this"...she has to be related to Jersey Jaxin.  If I didnt like Guapo so much I would say that was him off to the left....but check out the dude's expression, it's classic black sterotype Bug Eye'd exasperation. "Where all da White Women at? And who the fuck is this dopey chinaman hogging all the putang...???"
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#222570 - 02/12/07 05:15 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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Why does Tony Batman remind me of a mafia gorilla? WTF? "These hands are registered with the FBI as Lethal Weapons!"
For a second I thought you called Tankus "Magilla Gorilla".
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#222573 - 02/12/07 05:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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Nice to see xpt's own fatman could make the festivities.
 
I notice everyone is looking at everything BUT Monica Mayhem.
I don't think I would look at her either.
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#222576 - 02/12/07 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Dude on the left is XPT's Kris Roc.
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#222578 - 02/13/07 12:31 AM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Yes, that is Kris Rock. The photog's name is Gordon, he's a top industry guy. Luke IDs them on his site.
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#222579 - 02/13/07 12:54 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
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Loc: California
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Does Dustin Diamond have a new video to peddle or is he just there to try and pick up stray pussy?
Ha ha thats too funny. Actually thats Gary Garver from the Stern show. He's the guy that stalked OJ for awhile right after the verdicts. He's doing a show on Friday nights 9-11 pm PST.
Michael
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#222581 - 02/13/07 02:13 PM
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#222582 - 02/13/07 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I make no excuses and paid no quarters. This young woman is lovely. Gorgeous. As zenman say: "The whore has stroke value."
As a youth I had recurring dreams about strange women I could only decribe to my friends as "pig girls". They were pink-skinned, oversexed beings as I recall, and had firm, well rounded rumps like this girl.
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#222583 - 02/13/07 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Indeed. I think Amber's ass would be an interesting spanking project, but I also think it's probably less prone to wobble than most. It looks solid. Windsock, I graciously bow out of the race for her attentions.
She's all yours, my friend. Just let me know how her ass bounces.
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#222584 - 02/13/07 03:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
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I make no excuses and paid no quarters. This young woman is lovely. Gorgeous. As zenman say: "The whore has stroke value."
As a youth I had recurring dreams about strange women I could only decribe to my friends as "pig girls". They were pink-skinned, oversexed beings as I recall, and had firm, well rounded rumps like this girl.
She's a living, breathing definition of an R.Crumb girl.
Nothing wrong with that.
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#222585 - 02/13/07 03:39 PM
Re: Luke hasnt lost his "touch"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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She's a living, breathing definition of an R.Crumb girl.
Nothing wrong with that.
THAT'S IT !!!!
As an adolescent I spent unsupervised summers at my Dad's house browsing his collection of R. Crumb material and Trucker Comix.
Another psychological hangup demystified by xxxporntalk.
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#222586 - 02/13/07 03:50 PM
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#222587 - 02/13/07 04:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I demand someone post recent nude shots of Amber's ass so we can check for size and bounce-a-bility   (I'm disappointed that you guys are lowering yourselves to my level, btw).
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#222588 - 02/13/07 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#222589 - 02/15/07 11:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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Does Dustin Diamond have a new video to peddle or is he just there to try and pick up stray pussy?
Ha ha thats too funny. Actually thats Gary Garver from the Stern show. He's the guy that stalked OJ for awhile right after the verdicts. He's doing a show on Friday nights 9-11 pm PST.
Michael
PrimeTimeUncensored.com
Damn Lawyer, the man's only claim to fame is following OJ? That shit was over a decade ago! You couldn't find anyone more relevant than that?
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#222590 - 02/15/07 03:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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Damn Lawyer, the man's only claim to fame is following OJ? That shit was over a decade ago! You couldn't find anyone more relevant than that?
He is still with Stern and does his celebrity and porn interviews. Gary is a good guy and has been in professional broadcasting for 20 years.
Its not easy finding mainstream people (except rappers, Dave Navarro and Gene Simmons) that will come over to this side of the biz.
Any suggestions/help would be good.
Michael
PrimeTimeUncensored.com
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#222591 - 02/15/07 06:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Damn Lawyer, the man's only claim to fame is following OJ? That shit was over a decade ago! You couldn't find anyone more relevant than that?
He is still with Stern and does his celebrity and porn interviews. Gary is a good guy and has been in professional broadcasting for 20 years.
Its not easy finding mainstream people (except rappers, Dave Navarro and Gene Simmons) that will come over to this side of the biz.
Any suggestions/help would be good.
Michael
PrimeTimeUncensored.com
I don't know man, the bit I saw on your website, he came off as a total asshole.
Have you thought of giving Luke a show? The possibilities are endless....
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#222592 - 02/16/07 12:19 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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Have you thought of giving Luke a show? The possibilities are endless....
Now that would be something. I wonder if he would do it.
This might deserve a poll.
Michael PrimeTimeUncensored.com
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#222594 - 02/16/07 12:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Duke needs the 'Commando 450 shower head'.
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#222597 - 02/16/07 02:25 AM
Re: Luke hasnt lost his "touch"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/06/06
Posts: 173
Loc: Behind the Camera, CA
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luke's pics of me were SO BAD, i had to ask him to take them off his site. other photogs took decent pics of me, but luke should probably take lessons from holly. if they're still talking, that is.
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