19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614177 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#188282 - 08/26/06 08:36 AM
Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
|
I really like the women of porn (and some men just not sexually, sorry chico) for more then just the performances they give on camera. They do stupid things and love attention (like jrv that dirty whore) which is great for cynical perverts like myself. Im going to share some of my favorite pornstar moments over the past few months but im hoping this thread has an AA meeting feel about it and others feel the urge to step forward with their favorite memories (COAH need not apply). 1. Whores turn to god: It was a blockbuster year for god this season, he managed to snap up quite a few high priced free agent whores to walk the earth in his image, first sky lopez was the first to jump cock for god, then porsha blaze, then that b grade chick who used to post here and finally landing his up and coming star in jessi summers who was on the verge of becoming big. Jessi and sky's myspace blogs when they first became born agains were fantastic reading. I can remember jessi saying something about being a drug addict and passing out at her mom's best friends house where she left her for 2 days and jessi getting upset that she didn't take her to the hospital and god has shown her a different path, it made me tread back over some her scenes, finding god adds major stroke value to porn whores, she did one of those frat house fuck scenes with the drunk college kids yelling and name calling as she fucks in the middle of the room, you could see such sadness in her eyes, her dignity robbed as the kids with the camera phones would lean them under her as she was getting pounded by some guy fresh off the banana boat, her being aware of the situation and counting the seconds , begging for castro to hurry up and blow, realizing her mistake and that her dignity is worth far more then the $650 shes being paid for the scene, (hes eaten my pussy, ive blown him, we've done two positions, just one more position and the cumshot and i can go home, theres no place like home), Who am i to mock I too have found god, my path involved luke ford, mel gibson and brandon irons as cassandra's friend (name slips my mind) jrv loses another to god  Jenna Jameson lying her tits off: Doing promo for her fraudulent biography, given how misleading the title was it wasn't a huge shock it was filled with bullshit stories. I managed to catch one of her tv specials about it and dear god i laughed so hard i couldn't breath when she tried to force herself to cry when recounting the rape incident that never happened. devon losing her mind due to lack of oxygen to her brain from her latest nose job with the invisible nostrils: Claiming shes leaving porn (what time we upto now?) and mid rant complaining that girls don't get residuals from former movies, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???. It was right after she said how much money she blew on clothes, bags and shoes trying to impress fellow whores. I miss devon, she isn't worth a shit but whores getting residuals is great, maybe companies should use all the profits from the movies and buy gold with it and have it melted into one huge nugget , and allow the girls to come in when they are short on cash and just chip off what they need, who needs to make money when devon is dying to get those jimmy choos that are to die for  Fayner riddled with guilt over the horrible way he broke up with monkey, not allowing him to sleep for 2 years and falling into the same trap as the character christian bale played in the machinist, I love that only two people can release him from this guilt one being me (which i won't) and the other being his marlon brando look a like imaginary friend, rot in hell fayner. 
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#188283 - 08/26/06 09:01 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188284 - 08/28/06 07:35 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
I like the "crazed whore" antics as well, but I think you left out male pornstars. Some of them can be as funny as the females. Here is one of my favorite threads this year. Here is everyones favorite mope Ryan Knox on Marton Del Toro: Quote:
Del Toro is the man! This is America. All pornographers welcome!!!
Here is Chico Wang bitch slapping Ryan for the remark:
Quote:
Ryan, for that idiotic statement, you will never work for me or anyone around me again. Take it back, nigga.
I enjoy a lot of the porn he (Chico) makes, but that quote has as much stroke value as any of his DVD releases. 
Here is Ryan now back pedaling and inserting his tongue into Chicos ass (in a virtual sense):
Quote:
Wangster-
I understand your beef. Hailey is a very sweet girl and definitely never deserved to be lied to like that. I guess I was just looking at it from an opporotunists' point of view. What with all this rescent nonsense about illegal aliens in the US, I thought it might be appropriate to encourage ways of beating the system.
My bad. No harm intended towards Hailey or anyone else.
Peace and Love to all and God bless.
Good times, good times.
Original thread.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188285 - 08/28/06 10:52 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
|
Not since the first week sales of pop superstar nelly furtado's sophomore album folklore were released has there been a more disappointing turn out, like sap drained from a tree so falls the sand in the hour glass these are the days we live for tragic sammura news, we hold hope, hold it, release. Quote:
I calling bullshit too. Her dad was a cop, if the rape had really happened her dad would have rounded up all his cop buddies and would've made the LAPD jealous.
Funny that she left out how her father touched her as a young teen from the book, at least that what she claimed in the late 90's to those who knew her well (tip don't fuck over nikki tyler)
Quote:
I like the "crazed whore" antics as well, but I think you left out male pornstars. Some of them can be as funny as the females. Here is one of my favorite threads this year.
Here is everyones favorite mope Ryan Knox on Marton Del Toro:
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Del Toro is the man! This is America. All pornographers welcome!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Great point but i figured that was touched on already, I found that the best part of the whole hailey/martin incident how he claimed he was not only welcome by american officials but they were going out of their way to help him, yeah a fucking broke, sadist, sex pushing mexican, come on in.
Quote:
Wangster-
I understand your beef. Hailey is a very sweet girl and definitely never deserved to be lied to like that. I guess I was just looking at it from an opporotunists' point of view. What with all this rescent nonsense about illegal aliens in the US, I thought it might be appropriate to encourage ways of beating the system.
My bad. No harm intended towards Hailey or anyone else.
Peace and Love to all and God bless.
Ryans such a worthless piece of shit, he has no spine, no heart, no self worth. Hell I can accept people willing to sell their dignity and beliefs but ryans so fucking stupid he hands it up for free with ease, heres to his body washing up on a river bank and putting to use those horrible tattoos the only identifying marks to help identify him and making the news of his passing reach us here at xpt much quicker.
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188287 - 08/28/06 08:31 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188288 - 08/29/06 11:20 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
Seems that a lot of the whores these days continue to be deluded into thinking their porn careers will land them in a career down the hill in Hollywood. I can see it now...
As far as I can tell, the only real stardom you will achieve will be as Earl & Bertha's favorite waitress at Sizzler. Spreading your legs for money usually forecloses any mainstream notariety. You can change your name a hundred times, it won't help in the real world. Trust me, if someone named the Smelly Monkey can figure out you are the former co-star of Deep Throat who allowed, even encouraged, your 16-year old daughter to pose nude in a mainstream film, your ATMGTOGP-past will be discovered.
Still, most whores trot out this age-old desire with increasing frequency. Never mind that films generally require acting skills. Ginger Lynn constantly cries for mainstream acceptance and has for years, it's a shame she couldn't act injured if Shant Stant wacked her in the kneecap. A lack of talent sticks out like Danielle Derek's deformed chest, and while you might fein enjoyment of Brandon Irons' dick, that isn't talent, it's Xanax.
Agents won't help you, either. You get some Hollywood fringe player like Ric Williams who promises to trade on his Hollywood mainstream experience. "Experience" here is code-talk for, "My career as a Hollywood agent failed." Too bad no one bothered to notice the only actresses he represented were a few B-movie scream queens. And I am really glad he likes to go around spouting California's bonding requirments, because the whores don't care. Their life is dominated by money, and if their suitcase agent pimp gets them enough work to support the requisite drugs/lip injections/fake tits/designer sunglass collection, they could care less about your bond or your license or your whatever.
I'm not saying whores can't make money after they are done, but they certainly can't be in the public spotlight before that porn taint shines through. If you have some legitimate talent, use it. Savanna Samson styles herself as a vintner, and I think that's great. If she wants to work at developing that and can avoid the crave of attention, good winemakers bank a lot more than the best of the whores. Of course, we all know the ultimate delusional attention whore Mary Carey, who fancies politics as her "talent." Fine, babe, if you think that losing to Gary Coleman and being ridiculed by Howard Stern is a "talent," your brain is as fake as that rack you pawned off as real.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188290 - 08/29/06 01:55 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
Quote:
Get a life. I mean seriously. You're almost 40.
Are you saying that getting urinated on by fat street hookers and doing lots of meth counts as a "life"? 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188294 - 08/29/06 02:18 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
Quote:
Never got a chance to taste any piss. Mostly water. Can you tell wich of these whores is your mama?
The one with the 12" black strapon fucking your ass bitch.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188296 - 08/29/06 04:54 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
Quote:
Get a life. I mean seriously. You're almost 40.
Coming from the tattoo infected nappy-haired female cum dumpster you admit to being, I'm just gonna open a beer, sit my almost 40 year old gut down in my chair, turn on a baseball game, and thank Jesus, Y-hw-h, Allah, Ra, Thor, Zeus, Marshall Applewhite, Rev Sun Yung Moon and any other deity will hear me, that I am not you.
 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188297 - 08/29/06 04:59 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
|
Yeah, "+ 1", asshole. All you paunchy pale sweaty geeks standing around jerkingoff your half erect cocks waiting for the 7 pumps your life has been leading up to. Metaphysically probably Ryan Knox is as much man and entity as you'll ever achieve.
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188298 - 08/29/06 05:05 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
|
can you imagine what Knox's life will be like "near 40"? When they have nothing better to claim as fame...Youth is the refuge of the refuse. 
_________________________
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188301 - 08/30/06 12:32 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
|
Quote:
I'm not saying whores can't make money after they are done, but they certainly can't be in the public spotlight before that porn taint shines through. If you have some legitimate talent, use it. Savanna Samson styles herself as a vintner, and I think that's great. If she wants to work at developing that and can avoid the crave of attention, good winemakers bank a lot more than the best of the whores. Of course, we all know the ultimate delusional attention whore Mary Carey, who fancies politics as her "talent." Fine, babe, if you think that losing to Gary Coleman and being ridiculed by Howard Stern is a "talent," your brain is as fake as that rack you pawned off as real.
Great fucking point, it amazes me that even today some people consider (or allow themselves to be convinced) that porn is just a stepping stone into the mainstream instead of what it really is , a gravestone.
Quote:
Get a life. I mean seriously. You're almost 40.
priceless, its short and simple but when pieced together that its from ryan knox its value soars, 8 and a half words and a number tell an entire story when its breathed from mr knox.
Quote:
Could you tell which hookers were on crank and which ones were on crack just from the taste of their urine?
Holy fucking shit, I must of missed this, can someone fill me in on the story that matches this image or at least link me to a thread about it. Man thats fucking fantastic because i can picture whoever decided to film this filth calling up agencies looking for talent, "hey, im not going to lie to you guys as we have done business a long time, we need someone who you value less then dirt, i mean someone you value like an empty tin of dog food for us to use as a urinal for fat black crack whores" agency responds "thats a tough sale, im not sure we have anyone like that, we like to look after our talent the best we can, ohh wait a minute, (covers phone with hand) there is one kid who keeps calling us looking for jobs but he isn't on the books, if we can get in touch with him we can help you out, when do you need to know by?". God ryan how do your parents feel investing 26 years raising, feeding and housing someone who is completely and utterly worthless?.
Quote:
The one with the 12" black strapon fucking your ass bitch.
 Oh that must sting like the warmth of methamphetamine yellow rain
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188302 - 08/30/06 01:53 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and disc
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188303 - 08/30/06 07:25 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188304 - 08/30/06 09:16 PM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
|
god that is so fucked up, as much as i hate ryan i can bring myself to watch the clip, I can't unsee that shit. I love how he tried to play off that he loved the scene and how he was in control. It will haunt him till the grave. Hi Ryan, its your new sex buddies, now come here and squat down you little bitch. 
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#188307 - 09/01/06 11:22 AM
Re: Reasons I like pornographic stars of film and
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
|
Quote:
Whats the next trap you have planed for ryan? I vote for offering him a singles game of russian roulette disguised as a scene.
I was thinking more along the lines of a strapon reverse donkey punch. Maybe Lisa Sparxxx as the puncher, man I bet she could lay him out cold.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
115
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
<-(LAPD)
Previous Topic
Index
