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#186198 - 08/12/06 08:16 PM Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I'm looking for advices / diaries of people who went to thirld-world countries to do humanitarian work. it s something i ve been wanting to do for a while, and now is the time... i m really interested in countries such as thailand, nepal, domenican republic, brazil, south africa, india,... but anybody with good advices / stories , please let me know about your experience...

Some of you are gonna ask me why. well, some things have happened to me lately, and made me realize how superficial my (and millions of people's) life is. i want to see the world, but not the one you see on 5-tar hotels brochures. the real one. i want to feel like i m making a difference in this world. i want to help orphans, sick people, and anybody who needs it.







Don't believe the hype, its just a ploy, this woman is pure evil. She tried to murder the monkey (involving brandon irons and steve holmes), she was caught masturbating to lara roxxx's failed aim test, hates black culture and lists her favorite movie as deliverance. She is planing something horrible, I can feel it, like shes going to train a 3rd world nation as her army to do evil with the promise of food and decent shelter if they obey her commands. I will always remember the parting words my father left me on his death bed, never trust a blonde who can fit an entire baseball bat up her ass with a smile. You have been warned.
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#186199 - 08/12/06 08:58 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
welcome back Monkey.
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#186200 - 08/12/06 09:00 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
you perform in porn for a few years, then you go do humanitarian work for a few years. eventually your karma evens out and you're a good person again, so when God smites us for all the rampant sodomy, you will be saved.

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#186201 - 08/12/06 09:06 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
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Registered: 07/05/04
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i m really interested in countries such as thailand, nepal, domenican republic, brazil, south africa, india,... but anybody with good advices / stories , please let me know about your experience...





I can feel it, like shes going to train a 3rd world nation as her army to do evil with the promise of food and decent shelter if they obey her commands.




I wouldn't worry too much SM, Brazilians trained by the French wouldn't last longer than an Eric Everhard erection in a battle against an army of Dave Navvaro like lepicrans.
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#186202 - 08/12/06 09:45 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
You cain't picked up when you left off, monkey. Melsa Lauren is as relevent and cache a pornographic topic at the now as Maxfield Parrish is to discussing art. You are no returning hero, sir. You are a derelict. your herald message board accounts were transparent failures, sir. You are no longer missed, sir. Go fuck yourself, sir.


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#186203 - 08/16/06 07:34 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: Sympathetic Devil??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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welcome back Monkey.





So when you going?. Should be interesting to go to a country that if they had the choice between your pussy and a piece of moldy bread, 9/10 are taking the bread.


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you perform in porn for a few years, then you go do humanitarian work for a few years. eventually your karma evens out and you're a good person again, so when God smites us for all the rampant sodomy, you will be saved.





not meliss, she betrayed jesus.

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I wouldn't worry too much SM, Brazilians trained by the French wouldn't last longer than an Eric Everhard erection





True and it would be very festive, maybe this isn't a bad thing, we can come to some formal agreement that puts smartt and the transsexuals to the frontline. I'd like to officially change my stance to pro meliss' evil 3rd world army from against.
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