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#172020 - 06/07/06 08:23 AM
The "pornactorforhire" Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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OK you motherfucking swine...come on in and defend yourself...quit polluting the rest of XPT with your self-promotional bullshit.
Is there a single director or whore in porn who will cop to working with you? Please invite them here, because I don't believe one fucking word you say. You've run your piehole here for almost a year now, no one believes you and you get creepier by the day trying to insinuate yourself into other threads on this board.
I'd lay a bet that more chicks in porn have heard of me than you, so go ahead and put away your "I get noticed because I fuck hot whores for money" defense. You vomited up some lame amateur video on a server slower than Ryan Knox getting wood, and your resulting stuntcock ennui is both pathetic and tragic in the same thought.
So quit polluting the rest of this place. Come on in and defend yourself. 
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#172023 - 06/07/06 09:22 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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this says it all...its from his Yahoo group/mailing list Activity within 7 days:(No Activity) Description Join my group to receive email notifications about new adult content I'm appearing in.  hopefully he will show up soon and really make this thread fun   what kinda fake ass monopoly money is that anyway? 
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#172024 - 06/07/06 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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what kinda fake ass monopoly money is that anyway?
that's Brazilian Real, I am sure he was working the all male brothels there.
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#172032 - 06/07/06 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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THIS THREAD IS STARTING TO ROCK!! :bananacreme: Witness the following two quotes directed at Mr. Porn Stealth Dick: Quote:
When/where have you performed? Answer the question, jerk!
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Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you.
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#172035 - 06/07/06 06:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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When/where have you performed? Answer the question, jerk!
Call me silly but I don't think this is too much too ask...
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#172036 - 06/07/06 11:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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Call me silly but I don't think this is too much too ask...
Not silly, just mentally ill:
1) Narcissistic Personality Disorder ("strong sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations")
2) Alzheimer's (cf., it's none of your business)
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not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you.
As if my directors even had her under consideration.
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Bitch
^ eloquent not.
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The best part is that he thinks I'm stalking him. Since when does stalking = kicking his gaping boy ass all over the board? 
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Stalking ... may include such acts as:
- observing a person's actions closely for an extended period of time;
- repeated following;
Common victims of stalking include: ... people in highly visible or social professions, such as ... celebrities (a fan [Gia] stalking a celebrity [a graciously endowed porn actor such as myself])
Predatory stalker: spy on the victim in order to prepare and plan an attack - usually sexual – on the victim. 
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#172039 - 06/07/06 11:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I used to have the most awesome Fake Message on my answering machine...I do a pretty good McEnroe imitation and it would go something like this (I got the idea from a joke book): *ring* <Machine picks up> "Hi this is John McEnroe, and I am here to tell you that... DA BURGLAR ISN'T HERE!!! CAN'T YOU SEE?!?! WHAT ARE YOU BLIND!?!?! HE IS CLEARLY OUT....HE IS NOT IN.....WHAT A STUPID CALL!!!!" 
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#172041 - 06/08/06 01:03 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Hey wannabepornfaggo, do me a favor and eat some fuckin food. As much as I cant stand you, people keep posting your gay anorexic pictures on this board. Oh well, I guess being a full grown man that weighs 120lbs is what happens when you're addicted to meth... you forget about the food pyramid we all learned about in the 2nd grade. Jamesn: <insert Marc Wallice pic here><post pornfags pic> Don't the two look eerily similar? Pornfag = Marc Wallice trying to make a comeback You cant fool us fucko
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#172042 - 06/08/06 01:05 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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pornactorforhire said early on:
in person I'm ... quiet, ready to shut-up-and-fuck.
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Gia says:
[shouting][quadruple-punctuation][shouting][triple-punctuation]
So we all agree it would be best all around if my time were spent off the internet and instead working full-time adult-performing?
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#172043 - 06/08/06 01:05 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Porn'fo'hire, you have just been served. Repeateadly. You have attained the lowest status on a porn board. Congratulations.
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#172045 - 06/08/06 01:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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pornactorforhire said early on:
in person I'm ... quiet, ready to shut-up-and-fuck.
Apparently youve got dyslexia, because with you it would be QUIET and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Fuckin' hell, that's the best post this month, I don't care what anyone else comes up with before 6-30. 
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#172049 - 06/08/06 01:17 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Post during the day huh? Shouldnt you be at social services, looking for real employment? Besides, how do they let you go onto a porn message board from the local library?
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#172051 - 06/08/06 02:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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How's it feel to be compared to old hat board bitches?
Wanting affirmation from insecure cliques has never been my thing Gia; how's it feel?
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#172053 - 06/08/06 02:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 9181
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How's it feel to be compared to old hat board bitches?
Wanting affirmation from insecure cliques has never been my thing Gia; how's it feel?
Another great non-sequitur in the Monkey Cage. Looks like even you abandoned your own thread.
Gia Jordan: sexy, well-established performance resume, literate
p/a/f/h: hides behind a hat and sunglasses, no performances to date, dumb as a rock.
When are you going to answer my question, you femdom-target waiting to happen?
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#172054 - 06/08/06 02:59 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
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Gia Jordan: sexy
As if I'm offered any less to drop trow than she is.
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How's it feel to be compared to old hat board bitches?
Wanting affirmation from insecure cliques has never been my thing Gia; how's it feel?
Another great non-sequitur in the Monkey Cage.
Would you rather I start a "How's it Feel for Gia Jordan to Stalk and Seek Affirmation from Insecure Cliques" thread?
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#172056 - 06/08/06 03:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Basically, you can't answer the one single question we've all asked and you blame everything on me when you have no answer, poorcrackerforhire.
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#172057 - 06/08/06 03:11 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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you stupid ... Just answer the fucking question you inveterate liar.
The stupid liar's you.
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I want you to
Of course you do -- and you're begging me.
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No
Why not?
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#172058 - 06/08/06 03:14 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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blame everything on me
'Everything' being foolish people typing nonsense? Or did I miss something more? And I haven't blamed you, I'm just asking one simple question -- how's it feel to stalk and want affirmation from insecure cliques?
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you can't answer the one single question we've all asked
Try begging more?
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#172060 - 06/08/06 03:19 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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p/a/f/h...smallest ... penis
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#172062 - 06/08/06 03:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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Maybe you should get a pair and read, then.
Maybe you should post a link to it.
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Care to answer the original question?
The blind one's you.
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#172064 - 06/08/06 03:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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poorcrackerforhire got banned from xpeeps. please date allie ray so she can poison you.
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#172065 - 06/08/06 03:49 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 147
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date allie ray so she can poison you.
likewise
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poorcrackerforhire got banned from xpeeps.
for predicting a mod would sweep up my cum in the future (he too was begging me for an interview, but too poor to afford one), but you're the frontrunner now
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#172066 - 06/08/06 03:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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home | subscribe | rss | add to blog group | sign out PornActorForHire Last Updated: Jun 6, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Invite to My Blog Gender: Male Status: Single Age: 99 Sign: Aries City: L.A., Nevada, Arizona, etc. State: CALIFORNIA Country: US Signup Date: 01/10/06 Saturday, May 27, 2006 X-Peep Mods Wear Panties I encounter many insecure people on the internet, but the most severe case to date has been "stuart": a biased, self-serving "moderator" on x-peep, who got jealous and banned me. Stuart, come up here and say it, and I'll fuck you up in front of everybody. You won't last two minutes in my world. 8:28 AM - 4 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment fusionx Thanks for the exposure Posted by fusionx on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 9:02 PM [Reply to this] PornActorForHire exposure that I let your comment stay in my blog, while you hadn't the integrity to let mine stand in yours. For the record, my comment censored by fusion was: -------------------------------- "As long as it's legal, and isn't filled with hate or hurt, you won't get censored." -- from fusion's blog "You lie." -- my response "We call it Adult Networking With Balls" -- from fusion's blog "But your moderators are patently biased and self-serving, and your network has no balls." -- my response -------------------------------- Fusion would be suited better for Pat Robertson's network than for porn Posted by PornActorForHire on Saturday, June 03, 2006 at 1:57 PM [Reply to this] LOW-N-SLOWs Babydoll♥ E-thugs are the best. Are you seriously threatening someone over the internet, because they banned you from a website? Posted by LOW-N-SLOWs Babydoll♥ on Tuesday, June 06, 2006 at 11:17 AM [Reply to this] PornActorForHire > Are you seriously threatening someone over the internet...? Of course not. Are you? > E-thugs are the best. We aren't as good as jealous mods on power-trips. Posted by PornActorForHire on Thursday, June 08, 2006 at 12:21 AM [Reply to this] About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Report Inappropriate Content | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop
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#172068 - 06/08/06 03:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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I encounter many insecure people on the internet, but the most severe case to date has been "stuart": a biased, self-serving "moderator" on x-peep, who got jealous and banned me.
Stuart, come up here and say it, and I'll fuck you up in front of everybody. You won't last two minutes in my world.
Hey, bitch, am I'm one of those un-weak people. I've shown up in front of the internet before...you wanna get together and fight it out...I'm Irish, I've played hockey almost 30 years...I will beat you like a drum. You're a worthless pussy. I respect many posters here who want their privacy respected, but I will out you like a fag in a small town. And I will let everyone feast on your rotting corpse...bitch.
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#172069 - 06/08/06 03:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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stalkers are a dime a dozen
Call Sal Mckvey and get a clue, shitbag.
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