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#86219 - 02/15/05 10:40 PM
Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I'm a biter, I know, but here goes:
Taylor Rain has a new website. Now this may not seem like a a big deal, and you're probably 100% right to think that, but take a close look at the page and you will notice some funny stuff.
1. She uses the word "Dawg" on her entrance page. I don't know why I find this funny, but I do.
2. Preview photos in the video section show Bandit, her smoking weed, and something every heterosexual wants to see, "Taylor sucks crooked cock on crooked lane" -- i.e the video of her sucking off Fayner
3. It says the site will launch on October 1st, a little under eight months from now. WTF?
4. It states that if you buy her new movie "Up In The Club" (God I hate that fuckin' title), you will receive two months free membership to her site... In eight months when it launches! Again, WTF? I get the promotion angle, but come on. Why not run this promotion closer to the launch date? I can already foresee the infinite amount of problems this "giveaway" will cause.
5. If you look, it doesn't show a preview of a potential message board. Bummer. Could you imagine the plethora of fodder that board could generate? If there is a fair and noble god, he will make the T.R. Message Board so.
Now onto...
This girl. Yep, She's baaaaaacck!
Who is this girl? I mean I know who she is -- Tricia Oaks -- but who is she really? Where did she come from? Who hires her? What videos has she been in? And most importantly, why do I care?
I'm morosely enthralled with this broad and I don't know why. I must know if my vision of her rising from the ashes of a trailer park burned asunder by a BBQ accident like a pale Phoenix to enter porn is accurate. Luke?
And last, the first addition to Random's Hit List: ADTer MorbidThoughts. Why is he on my hit list? Why not. Just look at him. 
But seriously, who goes on a message board, for porn nonetheless, and reveals personal information about themselves. Taking pictures of yourself with your dick in your hand is one thing, but... Well, nevermind.
Here's what we know about Morbid:
1. We know what he looks like.
2. We know his name is Vihn.
3. We know he's a lawyer.
4. We know he lives in Houston.
If I was a malicious person, I would track down where this guy works and send emails to all his partners. But I'm not, so I hope one of you guys will do it.
Okay, that's all I have. My head hurts and I need to piss.
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#86220 - 02/16/05 04:35 AM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i AM a malicious person with too much free time, but i can't get too worked up about someone dealt such a cruel genetic hand in the shape of physical deformity. maybe after my mourning period is over.....
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#86222 - 02/16/05 05:03 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Man I hope that the TR site ends up with a message board- she could call it 411 (or whatever that number is that the pot heads use).  How do we know that Vihn is a lawyer anyway? Did he say so or has it been proven? Arab at least can back up his claim with legalese that i cannot fathom. Has Vihn ever put up anything remotely lawyer like in a post? BTW i don't know the answers to these questions either.
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#86225 - 02/16/05 10:10 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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wait, i'm kinda confused-is that him or not in the kyoto picture? i'm torn after hearing he shares my hatred of AC_Cream, why do we hate him? i actually don't know shit about him save for kami and random want to stab him, fill a mattcasey in.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#86226 - 02/16/05 11:01 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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#86227 - 02/16/05 11:43 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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BTW Random nice posts- you have been a really good addition to the board IMO
Thanks dude, much appreciated.
As far as Morbid, he is the epitome of all that I hate about ADT -- a fanboy who specifically makes trips out to Porn Valley to give meaning to his dismal existence.
You're on holiday (which I'm assuming that's what he was on) and you have a choice: A secluded beach in Mexico? A San Francisco getaway? No, I think I'll go to Porn Valley. Fuckin' lame. If there is another explanation for why he's made repeated trips to L.A., then I'd really like to know. Lets also not forget his attendance at the ADT gatherings.
Additionally, his tone annoys me, his holier-than-thou attitude to certain people annoys me, and his stupid avatar (see above) annoys me. He is on a long list of people I dislike there, and there are others who annoy me just as much, but I felt he deserved first mention because of his "openness" with personal information on the forums.
If indeed he does hate AC Cream, than that's his one positive, but it shouldn't be counted. If we went by that rationale, then we couldn't hate anyone -- AC Cream is loathed by all.
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#86228 - 02/17/05 05:08 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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I actually went to LA on the invite of CoffeeRon and Von Swine since I was in San Diego for work. If you call a weekend (less than 48 hours) a holiday/vacation, then sure I chose to spend my free time hanging out with friends that I made online. Excuse me that I don't make enough effort to demarcate my online/offline persona to the masses. My colleagues are well aware that I'd rather spend my time drinking, watching porn, and harassing random women I meet in bars than actually working. You talk as if I got something to be ashamed of with the porn.
Hey random dude, don't hate me just because you have to hide your kleenex. It seems obvious that we have crossed paths somewhere over on ADT whether it's the forums or chat. The difference between me and you apparently is that I don't have to hide behind some different nickname like random or adtrocks or adtapologist.
Here you go making all sorts of assumptions about me, talking shit about someone that most of this board doesn't even know, and then bitch that I am openly condescending to fucking dumbasses like you?
You can call me a fanboy what or whatever because of ADT. Let me be my condescending self and point out that ADT likes to snuff out any negative opinion on porn stars. Kami Andrews can vouch that I have my favourites and that sometimes it takes actually meeting the girl before warming up to them.
Which reminds me. I was hanging out with Gen Padova on the DVSX couch at the last day of the AVN Expo. I asked her if anybody from xxxpt had came by and said hi to her that weekend. When she said no, I cracked with a "I guess they're just too busy thinking they're that much cooler sitting at home behind their computers making fun of those who are actually here... or they're just poor."
You see you little random bitchboy. You epitomise the worst that this board has to offer. You just bitch and bitch out of ignorance and envy. You've been on this board what, a month, and there are people that embrace you simply because you can whine down to the level of AC Cream implicating that you are just another ADT reject.
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#86229 - 02/17/05 05:28 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Morbid I give you credit for coming here and posting. I hope you have the stamina to see this thru to the end because you will not get a reprieve or excuse by being banned. It won't happen here.
You started out with a good degree of bile and vitriol but you failed to close. Hang around and see if you can pitch your way out of this.
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#86230 - 02/17/05 05:37 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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Oh. This place is about vitriol and bile? Shouldn't I save some for the alcohol?
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#86231 - 02/17/05 07:12 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
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#86234 - 02/17/05 08:25 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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The funny thing is I probably would go if I wasn't so "poor"
An impoverished Necromonger
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#86236 - 02/17/05 10:37 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I actually went to LA on the invite of CoffeeRon and Von Swine since I was in San Diego for work. If you call a weekend (less than 48 hours) a holiday/vacation, then sure I chose to spend my free time hanging out with friends that I made online. Excuse me that I don't make enough effort to demarcate my online/offline persona to the masses. My colleagues are well aware that I'd rather spend my time drinking, watching porn, and harassing random women I meet in bars than actually working. You talk as if I got something to be ashamed of with the porn.
Hey random dude, don't hate me just because you have to hide your kleenex. It seems obvious that we have crossed paths somewhere over on ADT whether it's the forums or chat. The difference between me and you apparently is that I don't have to hide behind some different nickname like random or adtrocks or adtapologist.
Here you go making all sorts of assumptions about me, talking shit about someone that most of this board doesn't even know, and then bitch that I am openly condescending to fucking dumbasses like you?
You can call me a fanboy what or whatever because of ADT. Let me be my condescending self and point out that ADT likes to snuff out any negative opinion on porn stars. Kami Andrews can vouch that I have my favourites and that sometimes it takes actually meeting the girl before warming up to them.
Which reminds me. I was hanging out with Gen Padova on the DVSX couch at the last day of the AVN Expo. I asked her if anybody from xxxpt had came by and said hi to her that weekend. When she said no, I cracked with a "I guess they're just too busy thinking they're that much cooler sitting at home behind their computers making fun of those who are actually here... or they're just poor."
You see you little random bitchboy. You epitomise the worst that this board has to offer. You just bitch and bitch out of ignorance and envy. You've been on this board what, a month, and there are people that embrace you simply because you can whine down to the level of AC Cream implicating that you are just another ADT reject.
To all you XXXPTers, I wrote this really fast and it's long-winded. You have been warned.
Morbid -
Nice to see you have a pair, albeit a small pair I’m sure. That’s generally the case with your kind.
First, I’ll get my apologies out of the way. I said if you had another reason for going to L.A. then “I’d really like to knowâ€. Now I know you weren’t “technically†on holiday. So for that I apologize. You actually drove from San Diego to Porn Valley to meet male friends you met online. Nice. Spiffy. Your cool-factor just jumped a few notches.
“Hey random dude, don't hate me just because you have to hide your kleenex.â€
This I just don’t get. What are you saying , that I feel the need to clean up after myself after I work one out? That I’m cautious enough not to leave my used masturbatory- remnants around for people to see? I’ll take this as a compliment.
“Here you go making all sorts of assumptions about me, talking shit about someone that most of this board doesn't even know...â€
Here you go. Notice it has 618 views.
...then bitch that I am openly condescending to fucking dumbasses like you?
Don't flatter yourself, Sweetheart. I've never had an exchange with you. If I did, you'd know it and I'd be banned.
“Let me be my condescending self and point out that ADT likes to snuff out any negative opinion on porn stars.â€
Fuckin’ duh. What does this have to do with anything? If what you’re trying to say is that the reason you don’t post anything negative is because ADT would quickly rid the board of it, then you could post harsh (read: honest) stuff here. But we all know you won’t do that. You have to be clean of sin when you face these lovely, righteous women on your yearly pilgrimage to Porn Mecca.
“Kami Andrews can vouch that I have my favourites and that sometimes it takes actually meeting the girl before warming up to them.â€
Am I understanding this correctly? You have to meet a girl to appreciate jerking off to one of her scenes? You’ve got to be kidding me. I mean seriously, you jest, right? I’m almost at a loss for words. I’m just going to shake my head and move on because not saying anything about this says more than any combination of words ever could.
“It seems obvious that we have crossed paths somewhere over on ADT whether it's the forums or chat.â€
Sorry, I can proudly say I’ve never been to ADT Chat. And as I stated in another, unrelated thread, I’ve only posted a handful of times on ADT, the reasons which should be abundantly clear by your contribution to this thread. I’ve never posted on anything other than porn related questions, whether it be asking for help or offering it. In fact, it’s been so long since I posted that I forgot my password.
I have read ADT for about a year though, so I’m quite familiar with your little gang over there.
“The difference between me and you apparently is that I don't have to hide behind some different nickname like random or adtrocks or ad apologistâ€
Random is the name I chose here because I couldn’t think of something as witty and insightful as MorbidThoughts. I dig the humor aspect, assuming it’s a double entendre. It’s supposed to be representative of a black, tortured soul tucked inside a soft, nerdy shell, right? Clever.
“You epitomise the worst that this board has to offer.
If I am among the worst on this board, which I‘m assuming falls under the category of anyone who participates in The Cage, then I am in fantastic company. These people are exactly why I’m here. I jerk off to porn. Nothing more. I don’t put porn stars on pedestals and I don’t willingly go out of state to congregate with them. Porn should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. Most people here get that. Those that don’t probably migrated from ADT or Jenna’s Board.
The Monkey Cage’s sole purpose is poltically incorrect entertainment. That’s all. It’s hard for me to even fathom that such thing as a P.C. Porn Board actually exists. It’s an oxymoron beyond comprehension. Porn is primarily a bevy of interesting/combustible people, and this place thrives on ridiculing those that willingly offer themselves up for such a razzing. Nicole Brazzle. Fayner. Nuff said.
“You just bitch and bitch out of ignorance and envy.
Envious of what? Seriously, did you even think before you typed this shit? What is it that you could possibly have that I would be envious of? Don’t forget, I read the other board frequently, I know way more about you than you know about me. I’ll leave it at that because even though this is great fun to me, I won’t cross certain lines.
Ignorance? What could I possibly be ignorant of? It’s porn you simpleton! Only the sane put as little thought into pornography as possible.
“You've been on this board what, a month, and there are people that embrace you simply because you can whine down to the level of AC Cream implicating that you are just another ADT reject.â€
You can try your best to insult me all you want, but I have no control over what people think of me. I'm happy to say that the people who have expressed that they enjoy me being here are the same people that I enjoy reading.
As far as being an ADT reject, well to say that’s hilarious is a gross understatement. I know it’s been awhile since I posted, but are you actually implying that ADT recently acquired the same acceptance guidelines as an Ivy League School? No? I didn’t think so. If I wanted to, I’d email Steph, ask for my password, and start posting again. Or I could just register under a different name. That simple.
This is why you’re a sad, little man. You think your special, a part of some elite society because you’re a “senior member†on a porn forum that is as bland as caffeine-free diet coke. Congratulations dipshit, you’ve achieved greatness.
In closing, I didn't think I could dislike you any less. I was wrong. Your aureate reply to my post has confirmed for me, and hopefully others here, just how incredibly pathetic you are. Go fuck yourself. That's all.
Now for a disclaimer: I don’t hate everyone at ADT. There are some very interesting/entertaining people over there, some of which I would like to see over here because I know they would add a lot to this place. I say this because I don't want to cause an influx of what I will now refer to as "Morbiders" coming over to defend themselves unnecessarily.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#86237 - 02/17/05 11:52 PM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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So what you're telling me is that you're basically some anonymous lurker on ADT. You could be using the same nickname or some different one on ADT. Because you have something against some deluded idea of what you think I stand for or even what I am, you decide to attack me in a forum that I didn't participate in before nor where most of the users know who the fuck I am despite the open book I seem to be.
Just hide behind your anonymity random bitchboy. The kleenex reference blew over your high fidelity head. I think you're envious of the fact that I don't give a damn that my personal information is over the internet and is somehow associated with porn as if it's some fucking thing to be ashamed of. I think you're speaking out of ignorance in speculating all the possible fucking motives I have in doing the things I do. Geee... I guess I didn't disclose enough for your brain to process properly.
I don't take porn seriously enough to form strong opinions about who I like and I don't like in the business on a personal level without meeting them first. So to answer your question, I don't need to know a girl well to whack off to her. I definitely don't think the girls are virteous angels but I don't waste my time trying to demean a girl I barely know.
I do the things I want to do simply because I can. You're just a pathetic fuck that has a problem with it.
Edited to address the rest of XXXPT:
I like a lot of what I read in the XXXPT forums (cause it's funny shit) and have talked to a couple of you guys in chat. What I don't like are the bitches that don't like ADT for whatever reason and have to come here to try to stir shit up. It's like some of you have an inferiourity complex. You ever hear people bitching about this board on ADT? Except for this one dude that seems to think this board is the "enemy", no one gives a fuck. You want that one dude to be the comparison?
Edited by morbidthoughts (02/18/05 12:09 AM)
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#86238 - 02/18/05 01:22 AM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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“...you have something against some deluded idea of what you think I stand for or even what I am, you decide to attack me in a forum that I didn't participate in before nor where most of the users know who the fuck I am despite the open book I seem to be.â€
I don’t particulary care what you stand for, nor do I need to to gauge how I feel about you.
“Open book“? Maybe now you’ll be. Congratulations.
“Just hide behind your anonymity random bitchboy.â€
We’re all anonymous. Why isn’t this registering? You’re one of a few posting personal information on a message board. I’m in the majority among other sensible people.
“The kleenex reference blew over your high fidelity head.â€
Actually, no, it didn’t. My reply was sarcasm. I get that was your way of saying you’re not ashamed of your pornographic interests. It was a stupid metaphor and I treated it as such.
“I think you're envious of the fact that I don't give a damn that my personal information is over the internet and is somehow associated with porn as if it's some fucking thing to be ashamed of.â€
Are you delusional? Sniffing Clorox? Yeah, I'm going to lay my head down to sleep tonight and say to myself "Geez, I wish I was more open about my perverted tendencies like Morbid". Please.
I’m envious of whoever is plowing Giselle Bunchen, not some smarmy little bitch whose glory is reduced to ADT and licking the squalid ass of porn’s underbelly.
“I do the things I want to do simply because I can. You're just a pathetic fuck that has a problem with it.â€
The funny thing is, half of my initial post that regarded you was pure satire. I really don’t care that much about you. Just enough to place you third on my list of dumb shit. I wanted to see if you’d respond, and you’ve done so in exactly the manner in which I thought you would.
You put you’re information out and I decided to run with it. As you can see by the link in my first reply, I don’t seem to be the only one you annoy.
Your photos, your cute little picture threads, and your reports are all public domain. If you can't handle a critical critique on your being, then don’t fuckin’ post about it. Remember, you’re big time, your on the “inâ€. People read your art. You got comfortable reclining in the ottoman that’s ADT. Nobody even had the option of replying negatively simply because it’s forbidden.
Now, people may very well be on your side here. They could be thinking “Why the fuck should I care about this? Why is he being so harsh?â€. That’s fine. But guess what, you just helped give them an entertaining read, and at the end of the day I think that’s all they care about.
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#86239 - 02/18/05 03:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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There are two things about going to porn shows that some fanboys seem to forget.
1. She doesn't want to see you nearly as much as you want to see her.
Some of the girls really do like to meet fans, but that is not the same as wanting to meet you. A conversation you have with her will not be the high point of her day. If you want to tell her how hot she is or how much you liked a video, an e-mail is a lot cheaper than air fare and a hotel room for a show. And it saves her the trouble of telling you your 60 seconds are up and there's a line behind you.
2. The girl you jerk off to on video doesn't exist.
Some of these girls may be just as hot in person as they are in the videos, but they are not that person. It's a role they play and they are acting, performing more-or-less to a director's instructions, etc. If you fall in love with Hot Candy Stick Lynn in the video FartBomb Explosions #37, you can't meet her at a show. At best you might meet a hot performer who happened to play the part in the video. And at worst you might meet a stoned ice princess showing off her new tattoos & inflatable boobs.
Were it practical for me to go to a show I'd probably check to see who was there and make an effort to go & meet some people I've corresponded with over the last year. But I'm not going to fork over plane fare and more without a pretty good reason, and that does not include going to see someone I first discovered the day before in a hot video.
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#86241 - 02/18/05 07:36 AM
Re: Random's thoughts and the start of my Hit List
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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he is the epitome of all that I hate about ADT -- a fanboy who specifically makes trips out to Porn Valley to give meaning to his dismal existence.
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I don’t particulary care what you stand for, nor do I need to to gauge how I feel about you.
Ahuh. Just backtrack.
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I really don’t care that much about you. Just enough to place you third on my list of dumb shit. I wanted to see if you’d respond, and you’ve done so in exactly the manner in which I thought you would.
Just keep on doing it and waive the satire/troll flag. Pat yourself on the back for good measure.
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Remember, you’re big time, your on the “inâ€. People read your art.
Strange, only one other person has used that same exact line. The same guy that thinks this is the "enemy" board. Even if it's just sarcasm, you're ascribing way too much importance into this.
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If you can't handle a critical critique on your being, then don’t fuckin’ post about it.
Wow rather than just respond to the person directly to refute any erroneous presumptions or speculations. Thanks for the tip on how things should work.
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#86243 - 02/18/05 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#86244 - 02/18/05 03:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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The ice is thawing between adt posters and us here. just the other night Jeff was blowing kisses to Bono- one in our chat with missy
Damn. I missed the Missy chat cause I was out drinking and lost track of time. I thought JeffMike was already blowing kisses to Bono when they ran into each other in vegas. Coincidentally Missy was there too. Thaw? Don't you post over at ADT too? I figured a bunch of ADT people were already here posting under different nicks cause they didn't want to be outed.
... oh and what's a knife fight?
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#86246 - 02/18/05 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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A knife fight is what you and Random are currently engaged in- a heated exchange of words usually occuring right here in the cage.
I actually think I joined adt the same time as I joined here and I use the same name in both places although the avatar is different.
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#86249 - 02/21/05 01:30 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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You take what I write completely out of context. You quote one line in hopes to completely disregard the other sentences below or above it. But it doesn't matter really. I'm actually glad you keep your replies short. Reading them is the equivalent to watching cows graze and anything longer would send me into a comatose state.
I'm already bored with you, but I'll reply nonetheless.
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he is the epitome of all that I hate about ADT -- a fanboy who specifically makes trips out to Porn Valley to give meaning to his dismal existence.
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I don’t particulary care what you stand for, nor do I need to to gauge how I feel about you.
Ahuh. Just backtrack.
RANDOM: Backtrack? No, just a short, poorly worded reply. Do I care what you stand for -- what makes you tick, what your deep-seeded convictions are? No, I do not. Whatever makes you the way you are is of little importance to me. I don't need to put that much thought into you, hence the quote above.
All I care about is what you represent and how excruciatingly pathetic that representation is.
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I really don’t care that much about you. Just enough to place you third on my list of dumb shit. I wanted to see if you’d respond, and you’ve done so in exactly the manner in which I thought you would.
Just keep on doing it and waive the satire/troll flag. Pat yourself on the back for good measure.
RANDOM: Troll? Apparently I'm not as message board savvy as you, but isn't that someone who goes to other boards and seeks conflict?
As far as satire, sure it was partly. Did you really think in my first post that "Hit List" was literal? Or that I literally wanted someone to track you down and send things to your employer? No, that was satire. Everything else though stands, as should've been obvious with the first sentence in the second paragraph that you just quoted, which, by the way, you conveniently left out. "The funny thing is, half of my initial post that regarded you was pure satire."
That's right, "half of my initial post" Learn to read or quit chopping my shit.
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Remember, you’re big time, your on the “inâ€. People read your art.
Strange, only one other person has used that same exact line. The same guy that thinks this is the "enemy" board. Even if it's just sarcasm, you're ascribing way too much importance into this.
RANDOM: Yep, you actually picked up on the sarcasm this time around.
As far as ascribing to much importance into this, all I did was take a few minutes out of my day to call you out here. It worked.
To go one step further, what could truly be an example of "ascribing too much importance" to something? Talking shit about you here for 10 minutes a day, hopefully for the enjoyment of others, or actually taking time, with no pay mind you, to write three pages worth of detailed reviews.
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If you can't handle a critical critique on your being, then don’t fuckin’ post about it.
Wow rather than just respond to the person directly to refute any erroneous presumptions or speculations. Thanks for the tip on how things should work.
RANDOM: Once again, do you think before you post this shit? Are you actually saying I should have sent an e-mail to you so we could work our differences out? If you weren't a borderline stalker/fanboy for female pornstars I would be 100% certain that you prefer fire-hydrant-size cock up the ass.
I do not want to correspond with you in any way shape or form outside of this public board.
As I said above, you're boring. If you want to keep this up, by all means reply. But your half-assed replies are stale. Aren't you supposed to be "Mr. Party Animal", "Mr. Bad-Ass Drunk"? Why don't you wait till you've tied a few on, then post. Perhaps the influx of alcohol careening through your veins will liven your posts up.
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#86250 - 02/21/05 03:53 PM
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You take what I write completely out of context. You quote one line in hopes to completely disregard the other sentences below or above it. But it doesn't matter really... I'm already bored with you, but I'll reply nonetheless.
Well, duhh. When you've been doing that your past couple of messages, it makes you a hypocrite.
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Troll? Apparently I'm not as message board savvy as you, but isn't that someone who goes to other boards and seeks conflict?
Yes, and your point is? I mean you have a problem with me stemming from my posts on ADT. You go over here (another board) and flame me. I directly respond to you on this board. Way to go logic...
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Wow rather than just respond to the person directly to refute any erroneous presumptions or speculations. Thanks for the tip on how things should work.
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Are you actually saying I should have sent an e-mail to you so we could work our differences out?
Uhhh... no. I was directly responding about how I should handle a critique. You know that whole responding thing I mentioned above? I guess your reading comprehension sucks too. So nice little rant there.
You took a whole weekend to come up with this garbage of a response? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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#86251 - 02/21/05 04:04 PM
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You take what I write completely out of context. You quote one line in hopes to completely disregard the other sentences below or above it. But it doesn't matter really... I'm already bored with you, but I'll reply nonetheless.
Well, duhh. When you've been doing that your past couple of messages, it makes you a hypocrite.
Tell me where I did this to you
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Troll? Apparently I'm not as message board savvy as you, but isn't that someone who goes to other boards and seeks conflict?
Yes, and your point is? I mean you have a problem with me stemming from my posts on ADT. You go over here (another board) and flame me. I directly respond to you on this board. Way to go logic...
No, I'm not saying you're a troll. I started this. I was wondering why I was called one.
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Wow rather than just respond to the person directly to refute any erroneous presumptions or speculations. Thanks for the tip on how things should work.
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Are you actually saying I should have sent an e-mail to you so we could work our differences out?
Uhhh... no. I was directly responding about how I should handle a critique. You know that whole responding thing I mentioned above? I guess your reading comprehension sucks too. So nice little rant there.
EDITED TO ADD THIS: See, this is what you get for chopping my shit. It gets confusing and I have to go back andd see what I typed in full. When you take it out of context, you reply to it as me telling you not to reply to someone calling you out, when in fact I was referring to the bullshit you post on ADT that was the intital inspiration for posting about you.
Here's my quote in it's entirity: "Your photos, your cute little picture threads, and your reports are all public domain. If you can't handle a critical critique on your being, then don’t fuckin’ post about it. Remember, you’re big time, your on the “inâ€. People read your art. You got comfortable reclining in the ottoman that’s ADT. Nobody even had the option of replying negatively simply because it’s forbidden. The one thing I could actually commend you on is coming here to defend yourself, though it hasn't changed my opinion on you.
You took a whole weekend to come up with this garbage of a response? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No, I actually have a life. You should look into one, they're fun.
Edited by Random (02/21/05 04:27 PM)
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#86252 - 02/21/05 04:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Well, duhh. When you've been doing that your past couple of messages, it makes you a hypocrite.
Tell me where I did this to you
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Uhhh... no. I was directly responding about how I should handle a critique. You know that whole responding thing I mentioned above? I guess your reading comprehension sucks too. So nice little rant there.
How would I respond to you directly? Can't do it on ADT.
What part of how "I should handle a critique" don't you understand?
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#86255 - 02/21/05 05:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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See above, I changed it. The "post about it" part is referring to what you write about yourself on on ADT
... and editing a past post to directly respond to my question is any less confusing?
Holy revisionism, Batman. You started the argument splicing, you go off on all these ridiculous tangents with the splicing (but hey it's for entertainment sakes, right?), and now you try to blame me for your not being able to follow?
Okay, I guess I got one tangent question for you. Are you AC Cream or his alternate personality? I'm only asking because your mocking mention of "big time", and "you're in the in", and "art" had been said by him, and not in the forums.
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#86256 - 02/21/05 07:38 PM
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See above, I changed it. The "post about it" part is referring to what you write about yourself on on ADT
... and editing a past post to directly respond to my question is any less confusing?
Holy revisionism, Batman. You started the argument splicing, you go off on all these ridiculous tangents with the splicing (but hey it's for entertainment sakes, right?), and now you try to blame me for your not being able to follow?
Agreed. I tried to make it less confusing by editing what I wanted to say into my post without having to add a separate post, which I ended up doing anyway. I didn't know you were reading it at the time. It has nothing to do with revisionism, but it took a reread of the earlier posts to understand what you were saying because the rest of what I said along with it was snipped.
As far as the splicing thing, I don't get that. I respond to whatever it is you write. I just add my two cents in bold because it's easier for me than redoing the quotes or cutting and pasting.
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Okay, I guess I got one tangent question for you. Are you AC Cream or his alternate personality? I'm only asking because your mocking mention of "big time", and "you're in the in", and "art" had been said by him, and not in the forums.
That's actually the only amusing thing you've added to all of this, but no, I'm not AC Cream. My hatred for him is prominently displayed in other threads. It scares me that my speech, even if only in sarcasm, slightly resembles his. I don't know where AC resides, but I can assure you the IP's (or whatever they're called) won't match.
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#86257 - 02/21/05 07:48 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I'm not AC Cream. My hatred for him is prominently displayed in other threads. It scares me that my speech, even if only in sarcasm, slightly resembles his.
Well the hatred argument be more convincing if AC wasn't so self-deprecative to the point of self-hatred (sarcasm or not). It also still doesn't discount the theory of multiple personalities. 
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