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#82401 - 01/31/05 10:11 AM
Re: What do Smartt and Tim Connelly have in common
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I like to read her stuff
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#82404 - 01/31/05 03:32 PM
Re: What do Smartt and Tim Connelly have in common
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'll be real here, although its great to see a hot girl who loves what she does, id still rather see a pretty dead fish fuck then an energetic butter face fuck, simple as that. LOL butter face.
Damn you already ran her and Smartt off, and only have JRV left. I think Lurid2.0 and BJFan are finally gone from the cage too. I'm packing my duffel as the 2nd rate (boringyo) poster to be announced. Why bring her up unless you really are Gen Padova, as was suggested a couple days ago?
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#82406 - 01/31/05 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You're about as fucked up as the football bat you're holding in your avatar, but you are funny. Keep up the good work- I know I enjoy it.
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#82408 - 01/31/05 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Jrv you may think im joking with the insults and disliking you, but i really do hate you, theres something not right, i don't trust you, you are basically a mod at adt as it is. As far as im concerned that out of control bus coming at you can't come soon enough, you offer nothing to the board, you just linger around making everyone feel uncomfortable much like swami does in reality.
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#82410 - 01/31/05 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think there's only one person here I make uncomfortable.
Nurse Ratched makes me uncomfortable, but I'll not share that anecdote.
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#82412 - 01/31/05 06:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Im starting to feel burned out, ive got that hard porn star look about me now, AHH.
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#82413 - 01/31/05 06:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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it could be that monkey is gen. that would be sooo fucked up. gen banned herself, maybe she blacks out and becomes monkey... her repressed dual personality comes out, she snorts a line of coke and attacks as monkey....
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#82414 - 01/31/05 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Have a nice lay down on that vomit colored sofa of yours.
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#82415 - 01/31/05 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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Damn you already ran her and Smartt off,
I wouln´t bet my ass on that... 
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#82417 - 01/31/05 07:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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maybe your trinity james then!
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#82419 - 01/31/05 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hey zarathustra, i mean arab---you knew too many hallucinogens in college could lead to shit like talking to dwarves on mountains.....
seriously though, i've noticed this place is getting sickeningly relevant since the late summer and nowhere has it been more evident than the last week. adt was the smug front-runner happy to be rid of planet sex and rarely deigned to anonymously check things out here since it was fairly predictable. but the ac_cream thing, comments ivor has been getting with increasing consistency and the universal and instantaneous recognition of simp and what his xxxpt name means that things have changed. they're paying attention and there's an increasing sense of desperation and urgency as they've lost a guy who was a blue-chipper for moderator eventually in jrv and you've got talent that is unique to here and more importantly doesn't just spam. they haven't had a new member with anything to say in months-it's the same people saying the same shit as 2003 and some eurotrash babbling about gapes and irrelevant lecastel movies.,
adt is decidedly not the cool kids looking for mischeif anymore and those who just can't sit at the dorky table with the watchguy and ac_cream are finding their way here. and they're huge victories as of late. it's self-selecting, if you're a fanboy who needs to ask a question about katja kassin's favorite toothpaste or when nacho's "hiv search in the global south" comes out you go there. if you're funny and can avoid weeping if someone calls you a mean name and realize the hilarity that is adult you come here. i'm concerned about general porno talk and some other places but they're weak and should roll over and stop asking stuff relevant to pornography.
plus, we're newsworthy these days-i made sure luke caught the stuff about teagan by the vertigo video guy.
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#82420 - 01/31/05 07:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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nah, your not lain. it would explain the gen hatred though.
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#82421 - 01/31/05 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Well james you can thank the movie field of dreams, tony and i spend every second sunday hanging out, and we had bad sunburn one sunday and decided to have a quiet day watching a movie, field of dreams was on cable, we watched it and the message from the movie struck a cord with us both "if you build it, they will come", 2 hours later the cage was born and the rest is history.
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#82423 - 01/31/05 07:57 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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its not my place. im staying out of it.
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#82424 - 01/31/05 08:19 PM
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Registered: 02/12/04
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James, and this is the great thing about the Cage. What fucked porno people up about Luke? It was the fact that he wasn't some shakedown artist, wouldn't be bought off by free videotapes or magazines with pages stuck together or a chance to pinch the ass of a girl whose last great exposure before becoming a pin-cushion for the recent California parolee population was as a 4 year old on the back of a milk carton. He was actually in it for... well, we don't want to get too fucking existential here, but not for the usual reasons that scumbags nibble at the filthy margins of the industry. Now, take the Cage. Out of all of us regular posters, a handful have some stake in the industry, but most of us are just here to amuse ourselves to death. It's like watching poker on television, because we all have to find some way to pass the time before we die. Some people may fall by the wayside but overall the inmates in the Cage have no ulterior motive other than to entertain ourselves and anyone else who might be reading. It sounds so simple, but compare that to any other manifestation of the porn industry. Think of them all, measure, weigh, and you'll find them in some way lacking, looking to get a lot for absolutely nothing. So while they point and stare and laugh and cry with us, know this, Anonymous Cage Lurkers: we are, in so many ways, more pure than any of you. 
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#82425 - 01/31/05 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Now, take the Cage. Out of all of us regular posters, a handful have some stake in the industry, but most of us are just here to amuse ourselves to death. It's like watching poker on television, because we all have to find some way to pass the time before we die. Some people may fall by the wayside but overall the inmates in the Cage have no ulterior motive other than to entertain ourselves and anyone else who might be reading. It sounds so simple, but compare that to any other manifestation of the porn industry. Think of them all, measure, weigh, and you'll find them in some way lacking, looking to get a lot for absolutely nothing.
So while they point and stare and laugh and cry with us, know this, Anonymous Cage Lurkers: we are, in so many ways, more pure than any of you.
FUCKING DEAD ON. Phrased perfectly.
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#82426 - 01/31/05 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Now, take the Cage. Out of all of us regular posters, a handful have some stake in the industry, but most of us are just here to amuse ourselves to death. It's like watching poker on television, because we all have to find some way to pass the time before we die. Some people may fall by the wayside but overall the inmates in the Cage have no ulterior motive other than to entertain ourselves and anyone else who might be reading. It sounds so simple, but compare that to any other manifestation of the porn industry. Think of them all, measure, weigh, and you'll find them in some way lacking, looking to get a lot for absolutely nothing.
So while they point and stare and laugh and cry with us, know this, Anonymous Cage Lurkers: we are, in so many ways, more pure than any of you.
FUCKING DEAD ON. Phrased perfectly.
Co-sign
Brilliant work my friend 
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#82427 - 01/31/05 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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best post ever-this place is rare on the internet, total chaos but unspoiled and pristine-the mix of total weirdos and those who appreciate them is like a white pigeon and should be appreciated as such. it's the golden age these days, no spammers or lameness that come with age or lots of self-righteous but very average people.
now that the cage has been determined to be altruistic in nature there's gotta be some way to make it a tax writeoff.
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#82428 - 02/01/05 03:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Now, take the Cage. Out of all of us regular posters, a handful have some stake in the industry, but most of us are just here to amuse ourselves to death. It's like watching poker on television, because we all have to find some way to pass the time before we die. Some people may fall by the wayside but overall the inmates in the Cage have no ulterior motive other than to entertain ourselves and anyone else who might be reading. It sounds so simple, but compare that to any other manifestation of the porn industry. Think of them all, measure, weigh, and you'll find them in some way lacking, looking to get a lot for absolutely nothing.
So while they point and stare and laugh and cry with us, know this, Anonymous Cage Lurkers: we are, in so many ways, more pure than any of you.
I just woke up from a SAKE-induced stupor from last night's "business" dinner, and noticed my computer was still on....with XPT. I then noticed I had been posting last night and went back to read what I had typed...and lo and behold I actually remember typing some of it. This says a lot about how entertaining and engaging this place is that, in the process of blacking out, I still found it within me to come here and respond somewhat coherently and then actually REMEMBER some of it and what I was thinking...(It's Mainly the Cage I find fun, but the whole site is cool.)
Arab nailed it tight
<plops alka seltzer into big glass of water>
Although why the fuck was I arguing with Fake Jenna Last Night???
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