Just to confuse the German. This is from the girl last night who wouldn't give me her number:

A polar bear walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Bartender: We don't serve polar bears.
Polar Bear: If you don't give me a drink, I'll eat someone.
Bartender: Go ahead. Eat someone.

The polar bear walks to the end of the bar and eats a woman who was drinking there.

Polar Bear: Now can I have a drink?
Bartender: No. We don't serve drug addicts.
Polar Bear: But, I'm not a drug addict.
Bartender: Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate.
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