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#430960 - 06/18/09 09:49 AM Starred for Life
cqd Offline
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Includes hilarious picture of Kimberley, equally hilarious picture of Toumaniantz.

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"Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck absolutely agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face. But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars -- and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai."
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#430961 - 06/18/09 10:50 AM Re: Starred for Life
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No sober person falls asleep while having their FACE tattooed.
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#430962 - 06/18/09 01:14 PM Re: Starred for Life
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#430963 - 06/18/09 02:55 PM Re: Starred for Life
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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What. A fuckin' idiot.



Nice belt...
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#430964 - 06/18/09 03:30 PM Re: Starred for Life
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That belt is so TMFR circa 02. 1. Who falls asleep getting a tattoo? 2. She said she went in to get 3 (THREE!) stars on her face. Wouldn't that only take a few minutes? How would anyone fall asleep in just a few minutes?
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#430965 - 06/18/09 03:32 PM Re: Starred for Life
gokkunfan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/07
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A hahahhaaaa Real class, stars are fad tats

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#430966 - 06/18/09 03:35 PM Re: Starred for Life
gia jordan Offline
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These people that get ink on their face, neck, hands...how do they expect to get jobs?
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#430967 - 06/18/09 03:37 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
Buyers remorse.

It's this ability 18 year olds have to make incredibly stupid decisions that can affect you for the rest of your life that keep the porn industry rolling.

Thank God for stupid whores.
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#430968 - 06/18/09 03:46 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Quote:

These people that get ink on their face, neck, hands...how do they expect to get jobs?




Work at star bucks?

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#430969 - 06/18/09 03:47 PM Re: Starred for Life
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Well played, sir.
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#430970 - 06/18/09 03:49 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Or Texaco Is it me or do those stars look smudgy?

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#430971 - 06/18/09 03:53 PM Re: Starred for Life
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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@Gia: I can't say for facial tattoos but I have seen people fall asleep while getting tattoos. Some people react to the pain that way.

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#430972 - 06/18/09 03:55 PM Re: Starred for Life
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Good to know since I have no idea, choosing not to have scribble scrabble on myself.
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#430973 - 06/18/09 04:18 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Quote:

Good to know since I have no idea, choosing not to have scribble scrabble on myself.




You don't even have "gokkunfans fuck slave" tattoo?

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#430974 - 06/18/09 04:24 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Surprised Vivid.alt hasn't offered this whore a million dollar contract already.
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#430975 - 06/18/09 04:56 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
She looks absolutely cuntabulous!
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#430976 - 06/18/09 09:38 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Registered: 11/04/05
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I like the feel of the tattoo needle but I still wouldn't snooze with a guy standing over me with a needle in my face or that close to my eyes.
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#430977 - 06/23/09 12:29 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Quote:

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was "furious". Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake."




SOURCE
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#430978 - 06/23/09 12:46 PM Re: Starred for Life
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These people that get ink on their face, neck, hands...how do they expect to get jobs?




they just dont.....EVER!






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#430979 - 06/23/09 12:48 PM Re: Starred for Life
Anonymous
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Quote:

Or Texaco Is it me or do those stars look smudgy?





maybe.....




or it just could be the title of her first flick!

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#430980 - 06/23/09 01:38 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

These people that get ink on their face, neck, hands...how do they expect to get jobs?



The people I know with ink in those places all work as tattoo artist's or body piercers.

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#430981 - 06/23/09 02:37 PM Re: Starred for Life
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos

June 17: A Belgian teenager says she fell asleep in a tattoo parlor and woke up with 56 stars on her face, rather than the three she had asked for.

She Wanted Them

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