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#424380 - 05/16/09 01:13 AM things you fucking hate.......................
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people who cant fucking communicate orally.....texting is for teenagers......if your over 30.....talk on the phone like a real human being.....I can wait till the govent outlaws texting! can you speak you imbessile!


im is alright.......but only with friends and somwhere where you arent paying attention to something else like driving a train....flying an airplane! you really cant conduct business this way.....email or phone....im just fucking old school!

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#424381 - 05/16/09 01:20 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
word. I hate that too. Or when someone is texting you and you call to talk to them so you don't have to text back and forth all day but they won't answer your call....


Things that make you MAD
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#424382 - 05/16/09 01:21 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I can't talk on the phone. I only text...
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#424383 - 05/16/09 01:24 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
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Posts: 898
Electro, post some raver pics in the things that make you smile thread. It needs some PLUR lovin
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#424384 - 05/16/09 03:00 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Crocodile Offline
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Posts: 2056
What's the difference between the pet peeves thread and this one?
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#424385 - 05/16/09 06:53 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
On a similar note, I hate people who are always on their cellphones, also the Saracen, I hate the Saracen
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#424386 - 05/16/09 07:03 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I hate the human race. Mostly children. I hate the continent of Africa, fucking useless money pit. I hate teenagers. I hate anyone who drives a car in my city. I hate doo wop music. Team sports. Mac computers. Organized religion. Taxi Drivers. Anyone who can't properly pronounce the word "ask". People wearing "doo rags".......
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#424387 - 05/16/09 07:16 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Gossip and hypocrisy. By being on this site, I am both a gossip and a hypocrite.
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#424388 - 05/16/09 11:30 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
I have a serious phone phobia..so I text/email as much as possible.

I have people who try to sound smart,just to screw up the grammar. You're/your,their/they're,etc...

And you don't do anything Unconsciously...you do it Subconsciously.
Someone isnt "sleep". They are Asleep or sleepING.

I hate anyone who hates animals. Esp. if they act accordingly by abusing or being cruel to them.

I hate people with overinflated senses of entitlement.

I hate people who drive like shit...weaving in an out,doing 20 mls under the speed limit,driving slow as fuck in the left hand lane...because they are blabbing on the damn phone.

Basically I'm just a raging misanthrope.
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#424389 - 05/16/09 11:37 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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Quote:

People wearing "doo rags".......




Ok...stop right there mother fucker. Doo rags have a utilitarian purpose if you work for a living out in the elements. They aren't a fashion statement and I can see hating on those faggots but waering them to keep the sun off your head and sweat out of your eyes is fine.
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#424390 - 05/16/09 11:50 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Bluecipher Offline
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** bitches and dicks handling phone with one hand while driving with the other - spend $30 and get a bluetooth or wired earpiece!

** loud music pumping from a car - we don't need to hear your stinking salsa, hip hop or speed metal at 120db.

** poorly made porn - get the angles right and concentrate on the woman.

** people who don't curb their stupid kids and let them run wild in public.

and so much more.
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#424391 - 05/16/09 12:09 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
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Posts: 898
Quote:

What's the difference between the pet peeves thread and this one?




Nothing, except for the fact that the other thread is better.
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#424392 - 05/16/09 02:45 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
reggaetone, ppl who leave voice mails, unkempt hands, the smell of red bull, pier1 imports. can't think of anything else. having a great day here.
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#424393 - 05/16/09 03:30 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Cell phones
car alarms
People who wear sunglasses indoors, particularly at night.
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#424394 - 05/16/09 07:56 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
The sound of a phone ringing. After nearly a decade of working in a call center, a simple ring of the phone brings me close to murder.

I hate donkeys on the poker table that call with anything under any circumstance and hit.

I hate people that judge other people based on their sexual preferences. So long as you are not trying to fuck my ass, it doesn't involve a minor, and I don't have to watch, I don't really care, and neither should they.

I hate the Patriot Act.

I hate how after a long and glorious history, it wasn't the Communists or the Fascists or the Terrorists, but the god damned Republicans brought America to it's knees.

I hate right and left wing talk show hosts. They cannot possibly be that dumb. They have to be saying some of these things just for the frenzied reaction.

I hate the fact that I had to go get a passport to go into Michigan from Ontario.

I hate the fact that I cannot sleep right now.

I hate my fucking job.

Really hate it.

A lot.

/seethe

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#424395 - 05/16/09 08:27 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
tattypatty Offline
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People who are always on about 'fucking liberals' or 'fucking conservatives' trying to 'ruin the world /country'. While we may strongly disagree about shit as people, I don't think the average tax-payer is out to 'ruin' or 'destroy' things.
Case in point: the annual pro-life march was yesterday in my city. They were peaceful and orderly. I am pro-choice, but I understand why people are opposed to abortion. All my lefty facebook friends and rants on craigslist are on about these 'neanderthals' 'idiots' etc etc. People are never gonna fucking agree about this shit. Accept it.
The gun thing gets a lot of play in your fair land. I think the 2nd Amendment should be the right of every one of you and I enjoy shooting handguns myself. I also get why people may think that joe citizen owning a bunch of Uzis and ammo may not make them comfortable. Neither side are 'ruining' the U.S,; they disagree on a very important topic, that is all.


I also hate it when people slurp soup or coffee. It is fucking vile and makes me want to gouge their eyeballs out.
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#424396 - 05/16/09 10:50 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Don't like:
-Religion
-Politics
-PETA
-Vegetarianism
-Save-the-Earth
-Eco-Friendly Cars
-Homeless People (Bums)
-Mysticism
-Yoga
-Sports
-Hip-Hop and "Ghetto" music

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#424397 - 05/16/09 11:39 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
I can't stand:

Wiggers
Spandex-wearing coneheads on bicycles
Dirty fingernails

Stank breath
Low-lifes who don't flush after
"My name is Roger; how may I offer you excellent service today?"

Shitheads who keep turning left after the arrow turns RED
People who turn every thread into something about themselves
Hemmorhoids

Ignorance
Grocery stores without the self serve scanners
Arbitrary gas prices
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#424398 - 05/17/09 07:05 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Assholes who won't move over to the completely empty left lane when I am trying to merge onto the freeway before the on 300 yard long on ramp lane ends.

Civil engineers and transportation departments that build 300 yard long on ramps because they expect the asshole to move over to the completely empty lane.

Or another way of putting it

People who are trying to get me killed.

People who are trying to get me killed and are too fucking stupid to realize they are trying to get me killed.
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#424399 - 05/17/09 07:12 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Non driving dumasses who can't merge onto a freeway. Morons who don't accelerate in the acceleration lane. Idiots who try to get on the freeway by forcing someone out of their lane, instead of getting up to speed and smoothly merging into an existing gap.

Imbeciles who think it is "polite" to get into the fast lane so the morons in my first paragraph can get their non-driving asses onto the freeway, then keep going slow in the fast lane. Fucks up the whole flow of traffic.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#424400 - 05/17/09 07:21 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I have a serious phone phobia..so I text/email as much as possible.

I have people who try to sound smart,just to screw up the grammar. You're/your,their/they're,etc...

And you don't do anything Unconsciously...you do it Subconsciously.
Someone isnt "sleep". They are Asleep or sleepING.

I hate anyone who hates animals. Esp. if they act accordingly by abusing or being cruel to them.

I hate people with overinflated senses of entitlement.

I hate people who drive like shit...weaving in an out,doing 20 mls under the speed limit,driving slow as fuck in the left hand lane...because they are blabbing on the damn phone.

Basically I'm just a raging misanthrope.



Retard porn...
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#424401 - 05/17/09 07:37 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:


Hemmorhoids




No love for ol' roids?

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#424402 - 05/17/09 08:46 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

im is alright.......but only with friends and somwhere where you arent paying attention to something else like driving a train....flying an airplane! you really cant conduct business this way.....email or phone....im just fucking old school!




Quote:

Anyone who can't properly pronounce the word "ask". People wearing "doo rags".......




Who axed your fuckin' opinion anyway?

Actually Dino, thanks to the Mexi-spic in SoCal, we now have rules in place by the FRA that outlaw the use of personal cell phones while on-duty. If you're caught using it, especially while performing duty, you're subject to a $10,000 fine.

Chimaira helped me 2 weeks ago in understanding what I hate:

I....HATE....EVERY ONE!!!
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#424403 - 05/17/09 08:55 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

I have a serious phone phobia..so I text/email as much as possible.

I have people who try to sound smart,just to screw up the grammar. You're/your,their/they're,etc...

And you don't do anything Unconsciously...you do it Subconsciously.
Someone isnt "sleep". They are Asleep or sleepING.

I hate anyone who hates animals. Esp. if they act accordingly by abusing or being cruel to them.

I hate people with overinflated senses of entitlement.

I hate people who drive like shit...weaving in an out,doing 20 mls under the speed limit,driving slow as fuck in the left hand lane...because they are blabbing on the damn phone.

Basically I'm just a raging misanthrope.



Retard porn...




What does that have to do with anything I wrote?
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#424404 - 05/18/09 03:32 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Let me add ramming a stick halfway into your toe when you are out hiking, Especially when after you get home three hours later you realize part of the stick is still in your toe.
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#424405 - 05/27/09 06:27 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Well, it happened again. First at the yoga place and now at the MMA gym: When the tiny change room is packed with sweaty bodies and two steaming showers, it is inconsiderate to take a giant fucking shit.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? You're there for two hours tops. By the time I was about 7, I knew well enough when I had to go. And if you're not feeling well, you shouldn't be fucking working out and sweating with other people...
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#424406 - 05/27/09 07:58 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
As someone who always prefers to shit on my home turf I have to see the other side...suppose the guy started some new supplement plan AND drank the skanky coffee they always have at the gym and just got possessed by the urge. Sometimes nature calls and you have to answer.

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#424407 - 05/27/09 08:17 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Ticks
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#424408 - 05/27/09 08:20 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Jesus, I was at the ER Sunday with a tick bite. Very swollen and infected. On oral and cream antibiotics. I'll find out about the blood work tomorrow, I hope.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#424409 - 05/27/09 08:39 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

When the tiny change room is packed with sweaty bodies and two steaming showers, it is inconsiderate to take a giant fucking shit.





This is known as a "road win". I try to get as many home games on the schedule as possible.

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#424410 - 05/28/09 07:29 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Ticks





Yes, I hate these damn cocksuckers too. I knocked about a dozen of my shirt and shorts after a hike in the woods Monday. At least I remembered to coat myself in bug spray for that trek. Earlier in the day I took another walk and forgot about the bug spray and literally had a swarm of mosquitoes come after me like pigs at a hog trough. I could literally see them flying out of the edge of the woods at me. I got bit at least twenty times by the motherfuckers but I did get the last swats. I still feel like I have been bathing in Benedryl for the last three days though.
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#424411 - 05/28/09 01:33 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
call it hip and ironic all you want, but news flash, THIS IS NOT SEXY. stop it american apparel and such. just stop it. and don't give me this 'it's sexy because it's nerdy.' NO.



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#424412 - 05/28/09 01:39 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
oh GOD I HATE AMERICAN APPAREL
except for their small duffel bags
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#424413 - 05/28/09 01:58 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059


I fucking hate this douche bag. The day he retires will be one of the greatest days in sports history.
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#424414 - 05/28/09 02:49 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Agreed Blah. That fucken cunt is the epitome of all thats wrong with boxing. Jim Lampley is an utter fucken twat too.
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#424415 - 05/28/09 03:13 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:



I fucking hate this douche bag. The day he retires will be one of the greatest days in sports history.




fuck that- Lloyd Bridges is THE MAN.

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#424416 - 05/28/09 05:16 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

oh GOD I HATE AMERICAN APPAREL
except for their small duffel bags


There stuff is awful, isnt it?
I have one of those bags someone gave me as a gift, it's toooooo small for me, I will gladly send it to you if you wanted it.
I believe it's brown/beige. It's very small. Brand spanking new.

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#424417 - 05/28/09 05:21 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I also hate people who insist on talking like a 1940s' film noir character. I blame the Sopranos.
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#424418 - 05/28/09 05:22 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I also hate people who insist on talking like a 1940s' film noir character. I blame the Sopranos.


Do you actually know people who talk like that? That's a bit cuckoo.

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#424419 - 05/28/09 05:37 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Quote:

oh GOD I HATE AMERICAN APPAREL
except for their small duffel bags


There stuff is awful, isnt it?
I have one of those bags someone gave me as a gift, it's toooooo small for me, I will gladly send it to you if you wanted it.
I believe it's brown/beige. It's very small. Brand spanking new.




yessss I just got my butt plug sent from Vizzle yesterday, I loooove getting stuff lol... check your pm
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#424420 - 05/28/09 05:43 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Checked and replied, it's all yours.

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#424421 - 05/28/09 09:19 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Damn-it!!! I was way before my time. I had these in Jr High. FUCK I missed the boat.

http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=12092993


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#424422 - 05/29/09 12:06 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Agreed Blah. That fucken cunt is the epitome of all thats wrong with boxing. Jim Lampley is an utter fucken twat too.




Jim Lampley is fucking prick. He used to beat his wife, a local TV anchor. It was a huge scandal that for some reason was only a local story. Years later he got national attention when he started to beat his girlfriend after his divorce. A friend of mine was a school teach in Rancho Santa Fe and had their kids in her class. She said he was the biggest asshole she ever dealt with.
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#424423 - 05/29/09 04:12 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Well, it happened again. First at the yoga place and now at the MMA gym: When the tiny change room is packed with sweaty bodies and two steaming showers, it is inconsiderate to take a giant fucking shit.




Fuck, that's hilarious.

Did you share any knowing glances with your fellow gym members? did any murmurs of disgust get passed around the room? or did you all just let this guy take a dump then leave you all with the stench of his turds in the back of your throat.

I suggest you take revenge by pinching off a loaf in one of his shoes while he's in the training room.

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#424424 - 05/29/09 10:16 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I was walking around my house singing New Order (don't remember which song) and my boyfriend says "Isn't that a song from a deodorant commercial?"





I hate American Apparel too.
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#424425 - 05/29/09 11:20 AM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Did you share any knowing glances with your fellow gym members?




The Yoga gym is too touchy-feely and I'd probably be charged with a crime if I said how I felt. We got a new kid at the MMA gym and he went off on the guy. It was great. It was a super loud shit as well and the kid (who is huge as well) yelled "What the fuck do you think you're doing? Jesus fucking christ wait til you get home". He's gonna fit in great, this kid...


I like America Apparel. I am a fag....
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#424426 - 05/29/09 03:17 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

oh GOD I HATE AMERICAN APPAREL
except for their small duffel bags


There stuff is awful, isnt it?
I have one of those bags someone gave me as a gift, it's toooooo small for me, I will gladly send it to you if you wanted it.
I believe it's brown/beige. It's very small. Brand spanking new.




yessss I just got my butt plug sent from Vizzle yesterday, I loooove getting stuff lol... check your pm




Send him a thank you card and tell him to fucken post here again. I miss that fucker.

Vizz, sack up, son.
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#424427 - 05/29/09 04:49 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
1. rednecks
2. tattoo trash
3. hipsters
4. frat boys
5. cops
6. hummers (the truck)
7. banks
8. moluscum
9. gangstas
10. congress
11. hollywood
12. bar flys
13. feminism
14. new york
15. liberal arts colleges
16. rude people
17. stupid people
18. fast food
19. suicide girls
20. wannabe musicians
21. single moms (get an abortion, slut)

ok, i feel like i could go on forever...

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#424428 - 05/29/09 05:08 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


Fat chicks in spandex. I don't particularly dislike fat girls but why in the fuck do so many dress so hideously ?
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#424429 - 05/29/09 05:19 PM Re: things you fucking hate.......................
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
bwahaha! that's beth ditto.
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