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#360237 - 09/12/08 02:56 PM Alex Panzer as a boy
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Just kidding Alex,all in fun
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#360238 - 09/12/08 07:36 PM Re: Alex Panzer as a boy
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I actually looked like this in 1989:




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#360239 - 09/12/08 07:46 PM Did it taste like chicken?
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Alas, the giraffe was never heard from again ...





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#360240 - 09/12/08 07:57 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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In 1994 I looked like this:



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#360241 - 09/12/08 07:58 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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And now I look like this:




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#360242 - 09/12/08 08:03 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Why were you dressed as some kind of old-timey bellhop in 1994?
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#360243 - 09/12/08 08:22 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Why were you dressed as some kind of old-timey bellhop in 1994?



I went to Jewish yeshivah school at that time.

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#360244 - 09/12/08 08:43 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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1986 (6 months):



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#360245 - 09/12/08 08:51 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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#360246 - 09/12/08 08:52 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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#360247 - 09/12/08 09:13 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

In 1994 I looked like this:




Total faggotry.

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#360248 - 09/12/08 09:14 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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And now I look like this:





You need electrolysis stat Panz...you're like a gay bear.

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#360249 - 09/12/08 09:21 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:

Quote:

And now I look like this:





You need electrolysis stat Panz...you're like a gay bear.



I like being hairy, it compliments my twisted mind.

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#360250 - 09/12/08 09:49 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
1986 girl's doll + 1989 Star Trek Next Generation Gimp Suit +
1994 bow tie = 2008 = AlexPanzer.
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#360251 - 09/12/08 09:51 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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jesus fucking christmas, alex. when you wear shirts, does everyone ask if it's an 80's retro/dynasty/dallas thing since it looks like you're wearing shoulder pads?
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#360252 - 09/12/08 10:18 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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For fuck's sake, Dimitri, clean the splattered toothpaste off the mirror.

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#360253 - 09/12/08 10:31 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 01/07/06
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It's...not...toothpaste...
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#360254 - 09/12/08 10:46 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

In 1994 I looked like this:




Looks like the nignog statue I have in my yard


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Edited by wannacorndog (09/12/08 10:46 PM)
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#360255 - 09/13/08 12:14 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:

And now I look like this:








8mm's Machine

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#360256 - 09/13/08 05:10 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

I like being hairy, it compliments my twisted mind.




Hahahhahahha.
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#360257 - 09/14/08 09:31 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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1998:



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#360258 - 09/14/08 09:42 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Who's the MILF?
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#360259 - 09/14/08 09:45 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 07/14/08
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Quote:

Who's the MILF?




You took the words right out of my mouth.

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#360260 - 09/14/08 09:46 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 08/26/03
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I was about to say Good Whore.
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#360261 - 09/14/08 09:48 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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She was visiting for a while.

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#360262 - 09/14/08 09:49 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Does she have a clean asshole?
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#360263 - 09/14/08 09:54 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:

Does she have a clean asshole?



I dont know.

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#360264 - 09/15/08 03:47 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Alex, don't know if you mentioned it earlier in another thread. When did you arrive in the US?
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#360265 - 09/15/08 05:04 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Alex, don't know if you mentioned it earlier in another thread. When did you arrive in the US?



In 1996

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#360266 - 09/15/08 07:09 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
I presume that you were already an internet porn board veteran by 1998.

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#360267 - 09/15/08 07:28 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:





so. adorable.
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#360268 - 09/15/08 08:31 AM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Panzer, is that your mom? If so, I want to violate her.
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#360269 - 09/15/08 07:04 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:

Panzer, is that your mom? If so, I want to violate her.



I wish. This woman in the photo is not so good looking now. She is also very religious now, kinda like the Lubens-Whore syndrome.

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#360270 - 09/15/08 07:14 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Quote:

Quote:





so. adorable.



Let's see some more photos of Gigi. Lets see your sexy back and post some photos of your legs!!!

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#360271 - 09/15/08 07:24 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:





so. adorable.



Let's see some more photos of Gigi. Lets see your sexy back and post some photos of your legs!!!




Yeah Gigi post some pics so Alex can have the same look on his face as in the picture.
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#360272 - 09/15/08 07:38 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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There is also this one with my Panzer shirt that I made by myself using glue:



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#360273 - 09/15/08 07:42 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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And another one:




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#360274 - 09/15/08 07:49 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Panzer Jesus:



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#360275 - 09/15/08 07:55 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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More Panzer Jesus:



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#360276 - 09/15/08 07:59 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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#360277 - 09/15/08 08:07 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Hahaha:



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#360278 - 09/15/08 08:10 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Enema Demon:



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#360279 - 09/15/08 08:14 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
There is no god:



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#360280 - 09/15/08 08:21 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Panzer Pimpin':



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#360281 - 09/15/08 08:34 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:





so. adorable.



Let's see some more photos of Gigi. Lets see your sexy back and post some photos of your legs!!!




Yeah Gigi post some pics so Alex can have the same look on his face as in the picture.



I go gaga-googoo for Gigi:



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#360282 - 09/15/08 10:41 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Quote:

Panzer Pimpin':






This skirt is actually not bad looking. What's her story, and what the hell are you wearing?
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#360283 - 09/15/08 11:09 PM Re: Did it taste like chicken?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Panzer Pimpin':






This skirt is actually not bad looking. What's her story, and what the hell are you wearing?



She wanted to be a model and I am just wearing whatever stuff I had at the closet: the brown satin shirt, bondo pants and the punk-style neck chain and bracelets.

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