Do this. Have the women say "I love you, Mom" and "I love you, Dad". After each phrase, instruct the peni to thrust into her mouth with suddeness, causing the phrases to be punctuated by violent retches. Then, call the woman's parents (make two calls if necessary due to the likely possibility of separation/divorce) and leave the sound snippet on their answering machine (uttered phrases plus hategag exclamation points). You see, the meaning and interelationship and context of the phrases and sounds will not be readily apparent. This is why, a week after the phone messages, you send the parents a copy of the 'Gag Factor' from which the sound clip was culled. This will give them the context, a horrible context spurring realizations of gorgeous suddeness and dense implication.