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#225753 - 02/27/07 03:05 PM Where is he?
Conky Offline
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Our most prolific poster is still AWOL. Any sightings of The Fatman?

Is he dead?

Is he cured of XPT?

Who will do the weekly reviews?

Fatman? Where are you?

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#225754 - 02/27/07 03:36 PM Re: Where is he?
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I was just wondering this yesterday. He said he'd be gone a week, but it's been a few I believe... then again I have no concept of time.

Fatman, where are you?!?!?!?!

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#225755 - 02/27/07 03:56 PM Re: Where is he?
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Has anyone read any news stories featuring pizza-related deaths in the past two weeks?
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#225756 - 02/27/07 03:56 PM Re: Where is he?
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Maybe he did come back, read the responses from the goodbye thread, and was absolutely crushed when Gia called him a "Crisco huffing pig" and cried.

Possible, but highly unlikely.
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#225757 - 02/27/07 03:58 PM Re: Where is he?
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Crisco-Huffing Pig? Are those the Crisco-Huffing Pigs from Maine? I think Burg and Jamesn went to Harvard with them.
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#225758 - 02/27/07 03:59 PM Re: Where is he?
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Maybe he did come back, read the responses from the goodbye thread, and was absolutely crushed when Gia called him a "Crisco huffing pig" and cried.

Possible, but highly unlikely.





It's quite possible, but he's usually pretty good with letting that kind of shit roll off of him... unless it comes from Biff that is.

Yo Biff, you didn't murder TheFatman recently, did you?






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#225759 - 02/27/07 04:01 PM Re: Where is he?
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Quote:

"Crisco huffing pig"




That sexy little minx has a way with words doesn't she?



btw - Gia, where you at?
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#225760 - 02/27/07 04:05 PM Re: Where is he?
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Both seemingly absent at the same time... Gia with evident animosity towards the Fatman. Why, it's like Moonlighting all over again!

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#225761 - 02/27/07 04:20 PM Re: Where is he?
Bornyo Offline
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He was going to be gone for 10 days, and i think that was weekend before last. In other words, he's due back at any time.

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#225762 - 02/27/07 04:27 PM Re: Where is he?
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I heard he had to walk up a couple of steps, so he should catch his breath in a couple of days.

"Crisco huffing pig"

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#225763 - 02/28/07 01:20 AM Re: Where is he?
gia jordan Offline
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I hope he stays gone. Maybe he has to bulldoze down a wall to post on the computer in the other room.
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#225764 - 02/28/07 03:22 AM Re: Where is he?
Eddie Normous Offline
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in terms of post count, i think conky is doing an excellent job picking up some of the fatman's slack.

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#225765 - 02/28/07 07:04 AM Re: Where is he?
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Quote:

i think conky is doing an excellent job picking up some of the fatman's slack.




conky has become a solid poster and thrown some good shit up as of late
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#225766 - 02/28/07 10:39 AM Re: Where is he?
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Quote:

It's quite possible, but he's usually pretty good with letting that kind of shit roll off of him... unless it comes from Biff that is.

Yo Biff, you didn't murder TheFatman recently, did you?











I plead the 5th.
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#225767 - 02/28/07 01:42 PM Re: Where is he?
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Quote:

in terms of post count, i think conky is doing an excellent job picking up some of the fatman's slack.




Compared to the Fatman?
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#225768 - 02/28/07 02:29 PM Re: Where is he?
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

i think conky is doing an excellent job picking up some of the fatman's slack.




conky has become a solid poster and thrown some good shit up as of late




i want to point out that i meant that only in terms of quantity not quality. i enjoy conky's posts, he brings a lot to xpt.

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#225769 - 02/28/07 04:11 PM Re: Where is he?
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Quote:

I hope he stays gone. Maybe he has to bulldoze down a wall to post on the computer in the other room.




I didn'yt like the person either, but your hate is self betraying in its overkill, nmadam. I believe were thisdd person called "Skeltal Man" you would be in love with them.
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#225770 - 02/28/07 05:25 PM Re: Where is he?
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Heh Windy...

Fatman is in West Palm makin a shit-ton 0 $$ sellin shade.

- Gia..you're hate transcends . Keep up the good work.
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#225771 - 03/01/07 02:28 AM Re: Where is the Fatman?
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Am I the only one who suspects that Fatty may return with an ALT ID if he hasn't done so already?

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#225772 - 03/01/07 10:35 AM Re: Where is the Fatman?
Pussy is good food Offline
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Quote:

Am I the only one who suspects that Fatty may return with an ALT ID if he hasn't done so already?




If he does it will be readily apparent. He can't help himself, just like the Burg. "Must pontificate, must pontificate, can't stop, can't stop........"
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#225773 - 03/01/07 11:03 AM Re: Where is the Fatman?
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
here he is...all of his posting made his puter crash.




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#225774 - 03/01/07 05:26 PM Re: Where is the Fatman?
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Oh, Man, that's worse than the Tranny pics.
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#225775 - 03/01/07 05:29 PM Re: Where is the Fatman?
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Its fucken extra funny because Chicky called him a male cat lady or some shit..lol
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#225776 - 03/01/07 05:30 PM Re: Where is the Fatman?
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9181
Quote:

here he is...all of his posting made his puter crash.






It's like a fatter Doron with stretck marks on his back and a mullet.

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#225777 - 03/01/07 05:32 PM Re: Where is the Fatman?
Vizzle Offline
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Posts: 3812
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Quote:

here he is...all of his posting made his puter crash.







Isn't this The Minion from Anabolic???

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#225778 - 03/01/07 08:17 PM Re: Where is the Fatman?
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
He's in Sihanoukville yucking it up with some rady-boys as we speak.

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#225779 - 03/02/07 12:06 AM Re: Where is he?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

Quote:

I hope he stays gone. Maybe he has to bulldoze down a wall to post on the computer in the other room.




I didn'yt like the person either, but your hate is self betraying in its overkill, nmadam. I believe were thisdd person called "Skeltal Man" you would be in love with them.




It's not his looks, sir. I don't like his nonsensical long winded banter. There's only one person here allowed to be long winded and that's Da Burg because at least he makes sense even as I skim every 5 sentences.
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#225780 - 03/02/07 03:42 PM Re: Where is he?
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I hope he stays gone. Maybe he has to bulldoze down a wall to post on the computer in the other room.




I didn'yt like the person either, but your hate is self betraying in its overkill, nmadam. I believe were thisdd person called "Skeltal Man" you would be in love with them.




It's not his looks, sir. I don't like his nonsensical long winded banter. There's only one person here allowed to be long winded and that's Da Burg because at least he makes sense even as I skim every 5 sentences.





So was that you that had somone plop the gucci bag full of "Gas-X" in my VIP Booth at Treasures last week? I left a couple of gyrating 20 yr olds to go pee, and when I came back the chicks were gone but the "anti-wind" pills were there. At least you were subtle...
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#225781 - 03/02/07 04:38 PM Re: Where is he?
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

It's quite possible, but he's usually pretty good with letting that kind of shit roll off of him... unless it comes from Biff that is.

Yo Biff, you didn't murder TheFatman recently, did you?




I plead the 5th.




BIFF's a worthless cunt. Unless he shit-talked him to death, I can't imagine murder at his grasp the slightest possibility.
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#225782 - 03/02/07 05:09 PM Re: Where is he?
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Lil Help..??

Someone please explain the rift between JS and Biff..
I think they are both good posters but apparently theres a conflict that should be settled Cage style (since no one else is using it)...
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#225783 - 03/02/07 05:32 PM Re: Where is he?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
jack_schitt looks like the last shit I took.

Lou, I just think he sucks as a poster.
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#225784 - 03/02/07 05:33 PM Re: Where is he?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
This thread is vicious. Funny, though. For the record, I miss The Fatman and hope that he returns.

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#225785 - 03/04/07 10:49 AM Re: Where is he?
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Okay, so Kurt Lockwood claimed in a recent interview that he was Obsessive-Compulsive, but doesn't take his meds. This was mentioned here, in one of the Lickwood threads.

If Fatman was lurking, this would have sure brought him out with a long-winded post.

I think it's safe to say, Fatty don't hang around here anymore.
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#225786 - 03/04/07 10:55 AM Re: Where is he?
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Actually, it's Manic-Depressive (i.e. Bi-Polar) which is a lot more dangerous unmedicated.

But yeah, you're right. That kind of thing would draw Fatty like Whores to Blow.
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#225787 - 03/04/07 07:41 PM Re: Where is he?
Slobodan Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Raoul Duke is trying very hard to become XPT's next Fatman.

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#225788 - 03/04/07 07:55 PM Re: Where is he?
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
There's only one Fatman, Slobo, and thankfully, I am not He. But I do wonder where he is. When I was lurking, I loved the Week In Review.
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#225789 - 03/04/07 09:41 PM Re: Where is he?
Slobodan Offline
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Posts: 167
Raoul Duke:
Quote:

There's only one Fatman, Slobo, and thankfully, I am not He. But I do wonder where he is. When I was lurking, I loved the Week In Review.




Apparently you love his posting credo of quantity over quality too.

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#225790 - 03/04/07 10:07 PM Re: Where is he?
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
I miss Fatty He likes bunnies and one time he bought me a pair of shoes just for being me

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#225791 - 03/05/07 12:04 AM The Fatman is back ...
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:

There's only one Fatman and I am He.




Hey Fatty, you're still cool in my book regardless of what name you choose to post under. But references to Bipolar d/o and Staten Island, love for Holly, Kosher, and hate to Luke Ford and Biff but most damning - 145 posts since registering three weeks ago!

BTW, in the future, don't return on exactly the day when you were supposed to return. And don't make your first post a response to one of your last posts, thereby bumping a 10 day old thread. It did get a response from Holly, however, so I can't be that critical.


Link to the Return of Fatty

If you had only told us, we would have thrown you a party with Bunnies and all that. Ceara could have posted more pix of herself. Gia, well, Gia could just keep her opinions to herself on this matter.


We all loved the Week in Review so please do it again.

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#225792 - 03/05/07 06:11 AM Re: Where is he?
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Raoul Duke:
Quote:

There's only one Fatman, Slobo, and thankfully, I am not He. But I do wonder where he is. When I was lurking, I loved the Week In Review.




Apparently you love his posting credo of quantity over quality too.




And you have neither quantity nor quality, so sit your war criminal ass down, shut your Serbian mouth and stop derailing Fatty's thread.
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#225793 - 03/05/07 06:14 AM Re: The Fatman is back ...
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Hey Fatty, you're still cool in my book regardless of what name you choose to post under. But references to Bipolar d/o and Staten Island, love for Holly, Kosher, and hate to Luke Ford and Biff but most damning - 145 posts since registering three weeks ago!



Sorry to dissapoint, Old Man, but I ain't the Fatman. 145 posts=insomnia, pure and simple.
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#225794 - 03/05/07 03:38 PM Re: The Fatman is back ...
Conky Offline
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Sadly, Raoul's posts all seem to have been pretty much on-topic and a lot less verbose than our favorite Cheetos addict.

So I don't see him as The Fatman unless Fatman's vacation was actually some sort of recovery time after a lobotomy, hence the shorter posts.
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#225795 - 03/05/07 05:40 PM Re: The Fatman is back ...
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Sadly, Raoul's posts all seem to have been pretty much on-topic and a lot less verbose than our favorite Cheetos addict.




I can't take credit for any of it, Conky. It's all the happy pills they give me.
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#225796 - 03/06/07 11:26 PM He's Back
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
The Fatman is back as of 1:54 AM. Now do you believe I'm not him?
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#225797 - 03/07/07 04:10 AM Re: He's Back
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Frankly, to me it doesn't matter who is who around here anymore. That type of speculation inevitably gives me a headache. The only cure for which is a Week in Review - Double Edition.

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#225798 - 03/07/07 04:59 AM Re: He's Back
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I often wonder if I'm the only poster who doesn't have an alt ID. I may be spending my time posting to the same three people in various guises.
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#225799 - 03/10/07 07:40 PM Re: He's Back
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
It's useful to chain this (more or less) Fatman-appreciatiave post to this Fatman-hating post:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=217747&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=all






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#225800 - 03/10/07 11:31 PM Re: The Fatman is back ...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Sadly, Raoul's posts all seem to have been pretty much on-topic and a lot less verbose than our favorite Cheetos addict.




Outright FALSEHOOD!! I hate Cheetos and anything with that fake orange cheese powder on it. It is one of the few things I won't eat. Pringles is another.

I go for the sweet snacks.
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#225801 - 05/14/07 03:06 PM Re: The Fatman is back ...
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

Quote:

Sadly, Raoul's posts all seem to have been pretty much on-topic and a lot less verbose than our favorite Cheetos addict.




Outright FALSEHOOD!! I hate Cheetos and anything with that fake orange cheese powder on it. It is one of the few things I won't eat. Pringles is another.

I go for the sweet snacks.




Whatever happened to our friendly neighbourhood over-weight, mentally unstable mouth-breathing pornography-addict?

Do you think he got himself a girlfriend?
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#225802 - 05/14/07 03:59 PM Re: The Fatman is back ...
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
He's now directing for Extreme.

Nah, there was talk of a new PC being organized, but I haven't heard from him in a while.
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