The categories include:

Thread of the Year:

Best Jondra:

Most Maligned Press Release:

Shane Bugbee Award for Bullshit:

Train Wreck of the Year:

Most Delusional Whore:

The ‘I Quit! …Just Kidding’ Award:

The Shelly Lubben Award for Self Promotion

Shadiest Webmaster:

The “Why? Why? Why?” Ascension into Excellence Award:

Knife Fight of the Year:

Most Swashbuckling Swordsman:

Best Botched Breast Job:

The ‘Would You Just Get Out of Porn Already?’ Award

Favorite Poster:

Worst Picture Posted on XPT:

Fill 'em out. Add more if you so wish.