Every year I vow to get my Awards list up before the AVNs, not that they're on the same level, tho to me, a critic in the trenches, they mean a helluva lot more. So, here are the chosen few with a couple hours to spare. Not that the AVNs have much meaning, either, but what does? The world is going insane.
Last year I didn't bother posting any silly awards, because it's folly overall, this year I said wtf. I get a lot of screeners, it’s the least I could do. Long live dvds! Best not to let my jizzdom go to waste. Smoked up the last bit of L.A. Confidential and this is what I narrowed it down to:

Performer of the year: Gracie Glam


Fucktoy of the year: Abella Anderson


Best scene: Abella Anderson; Deep Anal Drillin 2 [The Ass Factory]

Best anal: Deep Anal Drillin 2 [The Ass Factory]

Best big tit: Big Natural Tits 23 [Evil Angel]

Best oral: Down Your Throat 7 [Smash Pictures]

Best Parody: Halloween - XXX Porn Parody [Smash Pictures]

Best POV: POV Juggfuckers 4 [Evil Angel]

Best milf: The Milf Masseuse [Filly Films]

Best I/R: Asian Fuck Faces [Evil Angel]

Best g/g: Kissing Girls 2 [JM Productions]

Best solo: Give Me Pink 9 [Cruel Media/Jules Jordan]

Best Tease sequences: Kelly Divine Is Buttwoman [Elegant Angel]

Best gonzo series: Fuck Machines [JM Productions]

Best tits: Penelope Piper

Best booty: Briella Bounce

Best Eurho: Zafira

Best director: Mason

Best epic: The Four [Adam & Eve]

Gonzo Movie of the year: This Is Why I’m Hot [Tom Byron Productions]

Best website: PinkVisualPad


Top releases:

Big Wet Asses 20 [Elegant Angel]
Battle Of The Asses 3 [Elegant Angel]
Kelly Divine Is Buttwoman [Elegant Angel]
Bondage Girl-A-Go-Go [Powersville]
Hardcore Candy [Evil Angel]
Secretary’s Day 5 [Smash Pictures]
Slut Puppies 5 [Jules Jordan Video]

Editor’s note: A few of the dvds I considered for these Awards were released at the tail end of 2010, but I got them in early January of 2011, some were produced in late 2011 and released in January 2012 though who’s counting? If it arrived before I made this list, then it’s all good. Let's not get too technical.