Yes, Willie is on a "classic porn" kick. Here is one of the goodies from the days of trading U-2 "Joshua Tree" t-shirts for Motley Crue "Shout at the Devil" caassettes, and Member's Only jackets were only two years out of style.

A Little Background:
OK, Traci Lords was in this one, she was underage, and her scenes had to be scrapped. The original version is not legal in the U.S., but is still available in Europe. Since the producers already had this one for sale for 2 or 3 years, their solution to the "Traci problem" was to reshoot some of her scenes using redhead Lisa de Leeuw, maybe call it the "1st Edit." Now I like Lisa, she is a great whore, or was until she died of AIDS in 1993, but it's not the same, poorly shot and incongruous. An even more heavily edited version, basically "Talk Dirty to Me 3 ver. 2.0" was released in 1989 with a bunch of other whores like Taija Rae and Kimberly Carson. It is unwatchable. I've seen the original (legally) and the 1st edit. If you can see the orignal in a legal fashion, it is clearly the best option.

Relevance to Today:
1. It's a "Traci flick," and people still have a fixation on her story, otherwise her E! True Hollywood Story wouldn't re-air every 4 months.
2. Follows the porn style of the 80s of mimicing a recently-released film--1984's Splash w/ Tom Hanks & Daryl Hannah. There is an offhanded reference to the movie in the Leslie/A Lynn scene.
3. One of Debi Diamond's first movies.
4. Porn music was much less invasive than the late 70s. You hear than Eon McKai?

Basics:
Title: Talk Dirty To Me 3 (1984)
Dir: Ned Morehead
Studio: Four Rivers Releasing
Dist: Dreamland Home Video

Cast:
Traci Lords, mermaid (original)
Lisa de Leeuw, mermaid (redacted)
Rikki Blake, Johnni
Ginger Lynn, Linda
Amber Lynn, marine biologist
Colleen Brennan, Sylvia
Susan Hart, Chrissie (Linda's roommate)
Bunny Bleu, Teresa (Linda's other roommate)
Debi Diamond (nude only)
Crystal Breeze (nude only)
Laurie Smith (nude only)
John Leslie, Jack
Jamie Gillis, Marty
Tom Byron, Tommy (Marty & Sylvia's son)
Peter North, John (no sex)
Patient Zero aka Marc Wallice (no sex)


Plot (moderately interesting):
A mermaid, coming of age (pun intended), is looking for some friends to help her learn the language of humans, when she encounters a nudist club, and Jack the slick-talking "swa-vee and de-bone-air" male. She is smitten by him and decides to follow him around, learn a few things and win his eternal love.