This is going to be a new feature for the reviews section unless it grows too big for its britches. Any porn bitches wishing to partake need only to get in "touch" with me... The first victim is Melissa Lauren who was kind enough to answer my feeble questions with excellence. Next in line is Jamie Brooks...

look out below.....



Hi Smutmutant,

Sorry i didn t answeer earlier, i just moved again cause my roommate is a fucking stupid whore, so i haven t been around lots these days.

Here are the answeers to your questions,

Melissa


At what age did you lose your virginity? Give details

I was 15 and a half, and currently following a cooking/ restaurant management school in France (yep, i was in advance...quick-leaner kid).
So this was the summer and i had to go to England for a two months training period.
South West of England is really beautiful, but really boring too.
So i spent my whole time in pubs where the waiters knew me and would give me tons of beer.
There one night i met with a guy (an English 23 years old stupid one) and i was so drunk that i just "jumped" to him, took him to my room, and fucked him.
He had a really small cock and i didn t feel anything, sadly.
Really bad memory. I was frustrated and wondering why people were making a big deal about sex. I understood later.


When did you first view porn? Describe what occurred

I was about 11 or 12. My parents went out for dinner, i went to their room, opened the wardrobe to borrow my mother a clothes that i wanted to wear, and found a really interesting VHS. I don t remember the title, just that was terrible.
The girls were all hairy and the guys terrible-looking.
It was more instructive than exciting.

When did you decide to get into porn?

About a year ago, a week before i started.
I wanted a job where i could have fun, travel, and make money.
And, most important, get orgasms. I had the first orgasm of my life on my first scene in porn. Thanks!

Do your parents know what you do?

Yes, and they re very supportive.
My mother's living-room walls are full of my euro-magazines appearances.
When someone ask her what i am doimg, she s like : "my daughter is a pornstar!".
Funny.
They know i m happy, i m not doing drugs, and they let me live my life.

What’s it like getting work in France?

Huh...Forget that.
There s only a few companies, that each one produces one movie every one/two or three month.
It s a joke.

What’s the difference between the American & Euro porn
industry?

I don t think there s a real difference.
Euro people come to shoot in America, and American companies go there to shoot talent.

What was your first scene like? Were you nervous?

My first scene was a gonzo-type, for a website.
It was a Boy Girl anal (my second one was a DP with fisting)
and i came really strong. I had my first orgasm.
I was a little nervous, but the make up artist took me to the bathroom right before and told me : "dont worry, he s just a cock that you use to look good".
So every time before a scene now i remember that "he s just a cock..." Ahaha


Who was the first American to bang you?

Hmmm...Michael Stefano. Together with Steve Holmes and John Strong. Really good memory.

Fave position?

The one in the middle, with two cocks up my ass.

Have any bad experiences on the set?

Yes, sometimes i hate the guy i m working with.
I hate guys that have bad attitudes.
I don t care about the physical appearance, but the attitude and the sex are more important to me.

Who do you like working with?

Oooh...long list. Ready? (not in a particular order, i m just throwing names)

Guys : Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Brandon Iron, Tony T, Ben English, MR PETE, Franco Roccaforte, Joachim Kessef, Choky Ice, Lauro Giotto, Sledge Hammer, Mr Marcus,...and i probably forget A LOT.

(the ones i d like to work with:)Frank Gun, Jay Ashley, Nacho Vidal, Andrea Moranti, Rocco,...)

Girls : MANDY BRIGHT, i LOVE her.
Ariana. God bless you for streching my ass on Everhard's set.

I d like to work with Bridgette Kerkove.

Do you have a favorite scene you did?

Many of them actually.
The one in Un natural sex 12 is still number one for me.
Then Service Animals 18, Sexy euro girls 2, Face-fucked, Taboo 2 (with Lex),...

Have you seen any of the movies you were in? Was it weird watching yourself?

I ve seen most of them. I like to watch myself cause it helps me to progress, but i hate hearing me. I usually mute the sound. Hate my accent.

What would you say to people who think you’re being exploited by doing porn?

Hahaha.

Do you think porn is degrading to women?

Yes, and that s why i like it.
Seriously, it s only degrading if someone is doing to you something that you don t want.
If i get slapped around, spanked, verbally abused, etc...as long as i ask for it, it s not degrading.

But yeah, some assholes like degrading women.
And i m one of those assholes. I love to see girls crying and breaking down.
Khan Tusion forever


Have people given you shit for being French?

Sometimes people make some stupid jokes.
The one i get the most often is "you didn t want to go to Irak, but if we Americans weren t here in the second world war to help you, you d speak german today".
Fucking assholes.
If we french and other euro weren t there a few hundred years ago, you d still not be independant.

When is time to retire?

When i ll feel like people don t wanna see me anymore in movies.
Like in boxing, you have to get out before the final K.O.

But not for now, kids...i still have lots of dirty tricks in my pockets.