Winkers
I’ll give you just one guess what a “winker” is. Ruminate for a minute, scratch your temple while saying “hmmm.” There, we have a winner! It’s the blind eye that sees all, stupid. The chicks “wink” their sphincters at the camera, you dig? True dat it’s a clever gimmick for a spank flick, but this was a poorly executed document of the more interesting sexual activities that spring up around this phenomena.
Haley is the boxcover succubus that sucked me into looking at this and she’ll do that to me every time I guarantee you. I haven’t really seen anything by Sinsational in the dvd smoker-stacks piled around my desk at the office like tombstones to my love life, but who cares? I saw Haley and snatched it. “I’ll take that,” I said out loud like Snoop says beeatch! Don’t get too excited, sport, because this one bit the big dilznik. Haley is teamed up in with that gooney goo-goo looking bitch Shy Love in a threesome. Sorry, as an irresponsible journalist I have to be honest and say that Shy looks pretty freaky to me. No malfeasance intended, baby, you ain’t ugly, just funny looking.
However, whoever this Jay Sin is needs to have his eyes sprayed with Windex, because Helen Keller could’ve done a better job getting the sex on tape. In fact, Mr. Smutmutant here could’ve done a better job with the same talent, cameras and equipment plus my satanic xxx-ray-spexxx. Wanna bet? [Sinsational]