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#287948 - 11/21/07 10:54 AM Mother Lode
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Frankly, over the past few years, the milf phenomena has grown into a huge cashcow sweeping porn nation. Every studio has a milf series and they seem like pure bank and the term "milf" is now firmly entrenched in slang, everybody knows what it means. Even my barber... ;}
Milf's are takin' over, just ask my man Big Calm, XPT’s resident milf-ologist. The only milfs I really want to whack off to are below 30, but then again that’s not too original, as it seems that some of the most notorious gonzo teen nymphos have spewed forth children of the grave. I say that because not too many seem to be capable of being responsible adults let alone parents who cares if they have kids anyway? Let’s keep the innocent out of my perverted id. In many ways, milf has become a blanket term covering old broads even like Amber Lynn. I honestly hope she doesn’t have kids. She is sadly starting to resemble her crankhead ne’er do well brother Buck Adams, though this ain't back in the day of On Golden Blonde. Thank the godz of sodom. It’s Puma Swede’s movie and rightfully so if I remember correctly she is a euro ho’….. nice fuck outfit as well. She’s an under-rated not often seen outside of websites type of class ass that makes this smoke like Cheech. Darryl Hannah sorta looks like a white trash you know who. Vanessa is dressed to be prodded and she’s the second hottest, looking like the hot latin italian whateva bitch down the block you'd want to lick your flesh scone. The dopey named Druuna is the ideal milf because she seems like she may really have brownies baking in the oven at home while she chows down on a jugunda donger and that makes the fantasy cook. If you like your milf and cookies, get it while it’s hot. [Smash]


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#287949 - 11/21/07 10:57 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287950 - 11/21/07 10:59 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287951 - 11/21/07 11:00 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287952 - 11/21/07 11:03 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Vanessa


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#287953 - 11/21/07 11:06 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287954 - 11/21/07 11:07 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Druuna


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#287955 - 11/21/07 11:15 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287956 - 11/21/07 11:18 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Darryl Hanah


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#287957 - 11/21/07 11:24 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Vanessa





How old is this milf?
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#287958 - 11/21/07 11:34 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287959 - 11/21/07 11:36 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287960 - 11/21/07 11:37 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Amber Lynn




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#287961 - 11/21/07 11:42 AM Re: Mother Lode
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#287962 - 11/21/07 11:57 AM Re: Mother Lode
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That's a beautiful pussy & ass right there
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#287963 - 11/21/07 12:51 PM Re: Mother Lode
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Hrm...i wouldn't mind sticking my Matrix of Leadership in that pooper...mmmmm....
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#287964 - 11/21/07 08:20 PM Re: Mother Lode
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This thread rocks ass. Smut, you should hit us with a MILF DVD every month. Say word.

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#287965 - 11/22/07 08:28 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Darryl Hanah





goddamn is that a turkey leg between her legs? this is not a picture that should be published. this bitch's suitcase pimp was to busy doing meth and dropped the ball on this one.
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#287966 - 11/23/07 10:57 AM Re: Mother Lode
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This thread rocks ass. Smut, you should hit us with a MILF DVD every month. Say word.




word to tha motherland... help a pimp out.
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#287967 - 11/26/07 08:10 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Vanessa was one of the first whores on MILFHunter.com, I think she was "Christine" back then. She did a 3-way with C3X and Ava Devine once.

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#287968 - 11/27/07 01:41 AM Re: Mother Lode
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Cripes....1996, Vegas, Club Paradise. Amber Lynn prances out with two HUGE fucking Basketball sized tits from an overdone boobjob. Back then at Club P, the girls would dance fully clothed to one slow, not-too-crazy song, then strip down to a tiny g-string to something crazy. When Amber's second song came on (I think it was "Plowed" by Sponge) she starts going crazy, and I started looking for basketball hoops around the walls figuring one or both of her tits would fly off and through for a three point shot.

I LIKE her semi-haggard, slightly aged look now though...she looks like she would do ANYTHING for some Oxy...


*Edited* I originally typed "overdone Blowjob" where I meant "overdone Boobjob"....I have never had an Overdone BLOWJOB so I must be missing something in my life afterall....


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