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#365326 - 10/06/08 09:59 AM
She is Half My Age #5 cover
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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She Is Half My Age #5...coming soon to www.jerkoffzone.com
Sadly, Nikki Kane now goes by Nikki Cane....she needs one after the hard pounding she took from Joe Blow. Please, ladies, get health and disability insurance....but get this movie first.
Scene breakdown:
1. Nikki Kane BG with Joe Blow (facial).
2. Charlotte Vale BG-anal with Steve Holmes (her first day in porn after meeting Steve at a swinger party; facial)
3. Charlote Vale BJ with her master (facial).
4. Kenzi Marie BG with Joe Blow (swallow finish).
5. Charlotte Vale 5-man blowbang (facials).
6. Sierra Snow BG with Steve Holmes (swallow finish).
7. Charlotte Vale rugby scrum with around 20 dudes (facials).
8. Sophia Layne BG-anal with Dirty Harry (swallow finish).
DVD EXTRAS:
1. Samantha Sixx in a 5-man blowbang/swallow from www.spermcocktail.com
2. Talia Tyler sucks, fucks and swallows from www.loadmymouth.com
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#365327 - 10/06/08 10:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Have you procured the 19y/o porn whore by Madison Ivy for this series yet?
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#365331 - 10/06/08 03:39 PM
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I'm not so sure about Blu-Ray just yet so I've sunk all my money into a technology called HD DVD. I was at Fry's Electronics, saw a bunch of HD DVD discs for $9.99 and thought high quality AND low price.....can't beat it.
I called up my broker on Wall Street and heard shouting in the background. Something about the Dow being below 10,000 for the first time in 4 years. Now, I'm not Suze Orman or anything but I took this as an insider tip. I belive D-O-W must be the trading symbol for the company that owns HD DVD. Long story short, I now am the majority shareholder in the company and will be releasing all my back catalog in this format soon.
On a side note, check out Dirty Harry doing the "lean back" while sodomizing Sophia Layne! This is further proof that he got robbed during the dance contest in Saturday Night Fever. Remember? At first I didn't get why he sang "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a ladies man, no time to talk" during shooting, but now I think I get it.
That's just me. Very intuitive.
LOL - you just can't resist a sarcastic rant!  I wonder if you remember how to shoot it straight anymore. Don't answer. On the phone however I'm sure you're all business with the shrieky 'whore moms' (female agents): "yes sir.. um, mam. no problem.. yes I understand she doesn't want the pops to get in her eyes.. of COURSE I'll be mindful of her afternoon shoot that she needs to show up to without pink eye. Yes, I _realize_ Visine only helps 'so much.' Totally understandable. Ciao, babe! C-U-Next-Tuesday!"
Here in this loveable cesspool of a forum, 99% of the posts of which are boring "escalating one liner insults", maybe the rants are your adapation to dealing with the ankle-biters and snipers - like a bored cat swatting a half dead mouse every so often when the mouse tries getting up again.
As for Dirty Harry, I have a theory that he's the father of T.T. Boy and Talon. If thats true then the mother must've been fairly good looking since the sons ended up somewhere in the middle. God bless than lean mean 90 pound fuck machine - seems like a good guy, as long as its not your daughter who's head he's slamming with a cardoor in Tough Love #16.
In all seriousness I'll take HD-DVD, Bluray, 720p/1080i downloads from a website, whatever the fuck lets me see the girl's face being painted white -- with all the zeal and gusto of a Jackson Pollock effort -- in more pixels and detail (kinda like moving from cassette tapes to CD's - you remember?). HD would make it a few steps closer to "being there", ofcourse minus the sight and smell of the locker room worth of man ass hired as face painters.
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#365333 - 10/06/08 05:04 PM
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Registered: 07/07/08
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At the rate I am losing my hair, looking at Jackson Pollack is like looking in a mirror. Sigh....
Would you rather have hair or the monstrous monster in your pants? 
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#365345 - 10/09/08 05:52 AM
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^^ That would be HD-DVD, Blu-ray is alive and well.
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#365347 - 10/09/08 04:50 PM
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Wait! Now I don't know how licensing fees work but I gave a bunch of money, in cash, to some guy who came by the office today calling himself Blue Ray. He said he collects licensing fees for HD technology and was providing a house call out of convenience.
Why did he not give me a receipt and does anyone know how I can reach Blue Ray? He called me from a pay phone and I don't know how to reach him.
I feel your pain about AACS fees (assuming that's what you mean). Definitely a big pill for small to medium operations. Meantime there's always web delivery for HD but then of course come extra bandwidth costs. Other hand, friend tells me adult Bluray sales and rentals for his operation are pretty brisk, doubling every month. Eventually you'll have to swallow the Blu pill, since god forbid your consumers are deprived of the ability to count individual swimmers within the birthing serum delivered into the latest cutie's mouth.
It's clear - you need a sugarmommy. So what if you have to pop a cialis, grit your teeth, then go in there and give her the hog a few times a week whenever she cries out from the bedroom? Soon you'll have access to her Amex Black - a handy tool for covering production costs as well as shakedown artists along the way to the hefty 1% profit margin.
As long as you shoot in HDV/AVCHD for now, at least more options are open later for back-releasing (i.e. case in point Voyeur releasing an older Breakin' Em In volume as their first Blu release, since it was Amy Ried's first anal and decent demand was expected).
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#365349 - 10/09/08 07:45 PM
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OK. I swallowed a blue pill. Now what?
Next your vision begins to get blurry, and after that you don't remember anything. You wake up very cold, with a burning sensation in your abdomen as you realize you're sitting in a bathtub full of ice and have a blood-soaked towel over your stomach with a note "Good news! You're free to distribute AACS-encrypted Bluray titles. Bad news! Call 911 and tell them you did this to YOURSELF, or else."
You'll be down a kidney but a "thumb up" in the BluRay game.
In all seriousness it's a sad day when when titles like "Food-Assisted-Suicide Girls" (pictured) are already on BluRay, and yet most of the better gonzo companies are still scratching their chins about Blu:
(shiver)
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#365351 - 10/12/08 08:17 PM
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I'm not into the whole BBW thing but I guess many people are.
oh how i'm biting my tongue not to make a bluray player joke...
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#365352 - 11/10/08 03:58 PM
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SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5 was just added to VOD at www.hotmovies.com. E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com and I'll write back with a code for 30 free minutes. Must be 18+.
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#365353 - 11/10/08 04:03 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Um...WHATTHEFUCK is the one on the top right wearing on the box cover? Is she trying to look sexy or was there a Garfield themed-scene filmed?
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#365355 - 11/10/08 04:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Tatty, you really need to stop leaving your hats at your dates' houses. Or try not to live out this 'Half My Age' thing so interpretively.
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#365356 - 11/10/08 07:29 PM
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Um...WHATTHEFUCK is the one on the top right wearing on the box cover? Is she trying to look sexy or was there a Garfield themed-scene filmed?
There is an obvious love of lasagna.
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#365357 - 11/12/08 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Tatty, you really need to stop leaving your hats at your dates' houses. Or try not to live out this 'Half My Age' thing so interpretively.
I just caught that after reading it 2x. 
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#365358 - 11/14/08 12:01 AM
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Haha. I had to check it a couple times, too. Sadly, 20 is now half my age...
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#365360 - 11/14/08 08:02 PM
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Haha. I had to check it a couple times, too. Sadly, 20 is now half my age...
I was referring to the sheets Tatty. Rainbow Brite is kids stuff. I think that's what she meant anyway, that's how I took it after reading it the 2nd time.
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