"Hi! I'm
Olivia Sinclair and I'm going to swallow this goo for you now at
www.loadmymouth.com. (Site Update
#580) Please go there soon or I might vomit. No, really....this is fucking disgusting."
Now, the above was clearly impossible as Olivia could not have said so much with that salty surprize on her tongue. Really.
If you guys want to know how it really went down with no bullshit, ok...here it is. Olivia Sinclair is worthy of the title of Pig Slut....and I say that with pride, too. It's with the utmost respect and admiration that I lay these facts on you:
* Olivia is a Mom of 2 kids; swings with her cool hubby; has a 34C chest.
* ex-accountant at a car dealership.
* enjoys the swing club Purgatory in the Detroit area and tells you a secret passcode to say to her if you see her at the club. She says she will suck your dick....for real.
* Olivia fantasizes about being with multiple guys, too....for real. She is a member of
www.swinglifestyle.com. (Am I making it any easier to get laid....am I?)
* she enjoys watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. She would love to fuck Vanna White.
* my favorite part is where she sucks me and she and I roleplay about the mother-daughter sex talk...me being the daughter, of course. Man, there is some fucked up shit that slutty moms must be telling the future porn slut hookers in the not-so-distant future. It's so fucking creepy to hear that I had to keep listening to Mommie's Instructions on Pleasing a Man and get a big fat boner.
* Seriously, though, I felt like I'm in with a sort of cool club or something. I've witnessed The Talk.
* Even more seriously, I loved every second of my 20:55 with this honoradble pig. I salute this scraped-kneed cocksucking wonder and plead for her return so that I can cockpunch that uvula like a speedbag. This super-MILF is cougaritious and I want her to know that I spanked it re-watching it - sans fast-forward - a few minutes before scribbling this. It was the best
Mother's Day ever.
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