Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.
Pretty little babies. Hot rockstar mouths, eager to please.
You're so money, baby, and you don't even know it.
Thanks for swallowing that icky, thicky, sticky mess, babe. You've made www.loadmymouth.com a better site for your efforts.
I think I caught swine flu from you, you dirty little pig.
That's ok with me, dude. I had an awesome time with Michelle and her personality is as sweet as her rosebud. I appreciate good cocksuckers whether it's a first-timer or a grizzled vet.
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I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
Brandon, I find most of your girls quite repulsive yet I so badly want to become your minion. I think that Chico Wang's death needs to be honored by me inducted as your new minion. I could even take lessons from Doron. Wait a minute. Scrap that.
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"I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude
Quote: The student becomes the master, so you must be Doron's minion.
Since Doron is Billy Watson's PA (and is obviously too busy to train/haze me) I think that this is a loophole in the system which allows me to Pass Go and collect $200. Have you no heart Brandon?
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"I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude
I get e-mails each and every week. Most are from guys who want to be talent. Invariably, they want to be guaranteed a full-time job fucking hot women each day before they leave their Quick E Mart position to come out west.
The other group are guys who want to intern or whatever term they want to couch it in. They think my one-man band operation is a multi-national corporation. "Please...PLEASE....let me be your man in Shanghai!"
It's just a dude gettin' some head. That's it. Some shoots have more than one dude. That's that. Class dismissed.
There is no Sales and Marketing Division. There are no Black Ops or covert opertations flying to exotic locations. The caviar dish is empty and the champagne bottles are empty from all the enemas that have been given lately.
If you want to produce content, buy a camera and hire some women. Then try to recoup your investment. If successful, repeat.
Brandon why don't you get yourself booked on Opie and Anthony? It seems you are a friend of the show and they use the pics you send them on their websites. It seems like you could pitch telling some of the backstories to make a decent interview.
I was on the show....once. Hillary Scott and I spent an hour at the station. A few years passed then Bree Olson stole my thunder. Things will never be the same.
I forgive, but I don't forget. Wait. I forgot what I was talking about. Don't forget to forgive? That's it.
My point is that Bree and I will never be together as our professional interests clash. I am fine with submitting pics of bare chested lassies to Opie and Anthony.
Quote: I get e-mails each and every week. Most are from guys who want to be talent. Invariably, they want to be guaranteed a full-time job fucking hot women each day before they leave their Quick E Mart position to come out west.
Pretty fucked up when guys who are making $7.50 per hour (or less) are complaining about full-time work, at a job that is likely part-time anyway - when a $75-100 per scene(read: 10-13x) that a mope makes in the amount of time it takes to blow their load on even the ugliest whores face?
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