It's you that I adore
You'll always be my whore
You'll be the mother to my child
And a child to my heart
We must never be apart
We must never be apart

Thus begins The Smashing Pumpkins' Ava Adore. Well, I found someone else to call my whore today when I met lovely 20-year-old Ariel Adore. This Gothy goo-gobbler is all tatted up but she was patted down as I fondled her D cups and pinched her phat ass. Do the kids still call it that? WHO GIVES A FUCK! The spider lured another fly into the web and she barely got to explain her alt-loving snake bite lip piercings before her DSLs were put to work. The kids call 'em Dick Sucking Lips and when it comes to this 5'3" actress, I can confirm it. I don't have to ask for a second opinion, not even from her mother who tricked her out at 18 as a stripper and shouted "Show us your tits!" from the audience.

You can't make this shit up, guys. Dysfunction on parade. I'm happy to introduce you to this horny little hooker. I'm in love!








Seriously, she's a sweetheart. Great head and a lot of fun.

But, Lilly...

Fuckable for sure but I do not approve of her eye shadow choices nor the metal bits in her face.

Brandon Iron = Porn's Will rogers..."I never met a whore I wouldnt Shoot my load into..."

That being said, if this chick ditched the goth, piercings, fixed her hair and stopped doing S&M so that the welts and scars on her ass would heal, she'd be strokeable. Potential is there, but it is buried under years of self esteem built ONLY by sucessfully firing up the propane tank under the trailer so "mom" can cook spaghetti Ohs before her Hell's Angel BF comes over with some sex toys he stole from a Mongol's whore.

As it is, lets call this whore neither strokeable nor unstrokeable. FYI, I actually liked spaghetti Ohs when I was in grade School. That was back when they still had that shit in them that tasted good but gave you cancer in lots of inconvenient places, like earlobes.

The kid stays in the picture.

She looks like Gia P. And that make up is an atrocity.

She's "expressing" herself.

Well... her tits are pretty nice. Just think positive.

Also, I am responsibel for some of those marks on her butt. You can see a hand print in one of her doggie pics. Her ass cheeks were beautiful handfuls of silky love pillows.

Fairuza Balk

Some people want every girl to fit the same mold. While it's true that some girls I hire have mold growing on them, at least they are individuals.

Power to the peep hole, people. Just watch the whores do their thing in their natual habitat and celebrate their independence from the rest of society. Happy 4th and drink a 5th.

You should have kept this whore under wraps till October, Then rolled her out as Vlad the Inhaler.. no ..Glans the Impaler.


Whatever..piss fucken poor Bi.
Get better or get broken fuckface.

An unpopular opinion that I'm sure I'll catch flack for, but I find her very -worthy. She also looks like she would be a complete psychopath in the bedroom/living-room-sofa/rented-D*****L***-studio. Like Kelly Wells when she shoots a scene type crazy, and that has always been a fantasy of mine.

I like the tattoos, too.

This girl is really cute, very unique. What site is this from and could you PLEASE post more pics?

I know I speak for the silent majority when I say she's cute. Ariel did www.loadmymouth.com but I prefer to send people to www.brandoniron.com so that everything I do can be seen.

Nixon claimed to speak for a "silent majority," too.

Just a third of the energy...

What's the use of the facial iron? Is she chained to the wall by these things? Are they used to administer electro-shocks? Is it a horse in disguise (Mrs. Ed maybe)?

Just curious.

Someone told her to get bolt-ons and I think she misunderstood.

Nice one, Mr. Irons!

No, sir, a nice one would be installing magnets in the head of your penis.

So his magnetized head would be atrracted to your Iron?
Well said Mini-meat... fucken think before you post, pustule.

And the only bolt ons that whore should be sporting are Herman Munster style..

Keep knockin' what you can't have, sir. The first rule of pouting is to pretend you don't want it. You are doing a fine job.

I'm sure you get to be with better women every day of the week. You just don't have to the time to talk about it or post pics, right? Right.....


You keep faking the funk until you realize people have moved on to rap and hip hop. Then you can fake that, too.

Please do not even try to spank your monkey, Lou. Bongo isn't down for any more of your bullshit and he got teeth!