All this talk about Prostitution recently (whether it's high end, Brothels, standard Outcall, or even porn shoots, which are in effect a form of prostitution), along with a post Holly Made in the cage about squeezing Ceara's boobs, got me to thinking about what I think is the safest, most fun/least intimate sex act a ridiculously horny male can pay for and still not have to avert eye contact with the chick after he has splooged. Tit fucking...or "boobling" as the Silicon Valley Geeks used to call it when they had their brain dead, drop dead gorgeous secretaries come into their office and shut the door for a private dicktation.

I can recall several women in various occupations and situations who offerred, and actually enjoyed, getting guys off with their tits and actually turned it into a side business of sorts. There were of course the usual escorts/whores who specialized in this activity, but also above mentioned secretaries and assistants who made a career out of allowing their boss to jerk off in betwixt their awesome boobs in lieu of any job skills whatsoever, along with strippers who wouldnt allow your penis to penetrate their bodies in anyway but had no problem massaging the massive hardon they gave you, via lapdances, with their tits and allowing to splooge on them, after hours in your hotel room for a reasonable fee.

So what's everyones feelings regarding tit fucking? Everyone bitches about my posts flying over peoples' collective heads, or being too wordy or esoteric...here is a good old fashioned Tit fucking thread.

I'll throw the following out:

1) Reasonable fees for a good tit fucking run about 200-300 bucks...hopefully you get a enthusiastic, good natured chick who enjoys the act and doesnt put her hand over your cockhead as you splooge and lets it fly where it may. It's a form of cumdodging that, while not as rude as refusing to swallow, still kills the mood.

2) What are the ideal size tits to fuck? I think it's good Holly Mentioned Ceara's boobs because they seem to be the ideal size for such activity. Actually, Holly has decent sized boobs for this as well...Too Big and too small definitely apply here...although you can make it work with just about any size except flat as a pankcake tits...I'd be scared of pierced tits like certain chicks have.

3) Does having the chick jerk you off when u splooge, or doing it yourself, make a difference in the overall enjoyment of the act? Certain chicks know how to jerk you off better than others...I hate the "Yankers", women who seem like they want to take your penis home with them instead of just getting you to splooge.