Lisa Ann has started a GoFund me page to raise 500K for legal fees to well I'll let her explain it:

#LisaAnnFansUnite

Lovers, I am reaching our for your help. I am faced with a legal battle that is too big to fight alone and too important to walk away from. Fighting this fight will not only help Me, but potentially raise the standards and the awareness for future producers. I am sure I am not the first producer to go through this, but if I do this right, I may be the last.

This legal battle with my previous distributor has resulted in cutting off the residual income I had set in place for myself by producing my own movies. I also have not had access to my production companies master hard drives, my legal paperwork and the tools that I needed to reproduce the potential of creating that income again. It has also cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills, coming out of the savings I worked years to set aside to retire on. Te personal stress, loss of income, the time spent waiting on the responses to move forward legally has all been brutal. This is not what I worked for over 20 years for and also not the retirement plan I had set in place for myself.

I am reaching out for your help. I need 500,000. to put the pedal to the medal with my legal battle. As insane as that sounds, it is VERY real and very much what I am waking up to and going to bed to thinking about. That is what is needed to do everything right and properly fight for my rights..

If 100,000 of you give $5.00 I reach my goal.

Some of you have grown up with me, some grown up to me.. It is time to take this relationship to a new level..

#LisaAnnFansUnite

Use the hash tag so I can follow you on all social media and thank you for helping me in this battle.. xoxo

I like Lisa Ann and all but this reminds me of Asia's "Oh help me, I had no life insurance on my dead husband" stunt. Who exactly is it that has her content on lock?

http://www.gofundme.com/unx6gg

OK, who here donated the $4500?

Someone show this to Nikki Benz.

Half a mil should be asswipe money to a chick who's been around the block since the sun exploded into birth.

fucking hell, it's already at 7K. What the fuck is this shit? These whores truly have no shame.

Me personally I would rather deal drugs than cyber-beg.

Marks are there to be bled dry. Whore just puttin spigots in em.

Or if you suck 100,000 dicks for $5, you reach your goal.

Perhaps she should look into not retiring. That's what people do when their lifespan exceeds their money. Fuck her and her being the only thing between the 1st Amendment and totalitarianism give me money bullshit. And I'm a fan of hers.

OK so its Jules Jordan she's feuding with....

brilliant move by Lisa Ann. She gets to defame his character without actually defaming his character. And she clearly has got under his skin hence the tweets.

I don't understand Jules. Why not just give the girl her master's and let her go away quietly? Why be petty? How does this benefit him at all? I guess he can say he is defending his company against future content producers of his doing the same thing.

i hope jules hire isis to chop off her fake mellon titties with the dullest knife they can score.

Why wouldn't Jules Jordan return "Lisa Ann's masters"? My guess is that they are not hers to demand. What did the contract between them have to say about ownership and authorship of the product?

If her films are worth so much money, she doesn't need the donations. If she needs the donations, then her films are not worth shit and she would be better off pocketing the 500k as a nest egg, rather than using it for a lawsuit over films that won't make her bank.

Dumb whore probably thinks she's getting fucked on the accounting, because she's only moving 1/2 dozen units a month. Between pirating and whores who are actually hot, she should be so lucky that 6 guys are willing to fap to her.

Back when I was tweaking I hit the philly stroll to get a BJ. It was like 4am and the only white girl out was FAT. I mean fucking huge. I just wanted to get this done so I picked her up. This was like 1998ish. This crazy bitch wanted $60 bucks for a BJ and I told her no. I offered $20. She's arguing with me about it and I'm like no way. So after all these wild claims of why she's worth 60 she asks me why shes not worth that much. I explain to her that she's not attractive to me so I'm going to have to close my eyes and access my spank bank while she's sucking to get my nut. If I have to do 80% of the work because I don't want to look at you or touch you then I'm only going to pay $10. She caught my lower price reduction right away and asked what happened to the $20. I told her she's wasted my time arguing and made me explain myself so now she's only worth 10 to me. She took the tenner and even gave a pretty good BJ with a condom.

The fundraising page appears to be gone.

If there's one thing a whore hates is to be called out on whorish behavior in public.

Possibly (a) she presold the rights for an advance from JJV, (b) she pledged them as collateral for a loan from JJV which she has not repaid. I Don't really want to use my UCC search account for this, but there.

*like*

That is indeed another possibility to explain retaining the masters, even in the case that they "belong to" Lisa Ann. They belong to her the way a mortgaged house belongs to its putative owner — not until you pay back the money. Good call.

Do Evil Angel and Jules Jordan Video let the directors "own" their back catalog?

Now the Hillbilly Avenger has chimed in-

Lisa Ann Wants What Is Rightfully Hers
By MikeSouth
May 19th, 2015

I saw this and so I decided to look into it because several readers were asking about it.

It turns out that back on Nov 7 2014 Lisa Ann terminated her distribution agreement with Jules Jordan Video. The termination was mutually agreed on via email.

Lisa attempted to arrange pick up her existing product (dvds) that her company had paid for, as well as othe property belonging to her company including Masters of all movies previously distributed through JJV as well as all of the original model releases and paperwork for each movie previously distributed through JJV.

This is common practice Lisa Ann owns the titles pays for the duplication, packaging and other costs, JJV is the distributor who basically acts as a sales agent.

On December 8th: Instead returning her property Jules Jordan Video put it all on “sale” at 60% off without authorization from Lisa Ann. In these deals the sales agent obviously cannot put the product on sale for any price other than the agreed on price without consent from the content owner, in this case that is Lisa Ann. It seems from where I am sitting that this was an attempt at retribution on the part of Jules Jordan because selling her titles in this manner devalues them in terms of future sales.

Last Thursday, after a legal battle, Lisa Ann was granted access to her product. She would be allowed to have the dvds, but not the packaging (even though she paid for the packaging it had Jules Jordans Logo on it.) She was told that in order to resell the product she would be required to put a sticker over the logo. Lisa was supposed to be picking up the hard drives containing the masters, the entire library of movies, the photo galleries, as well as all of the legal paperwork for the movies.

At the day of the pick up, Lisa Ann was not allowed to be present, she arranged to get a truck, and make the pick up. The hard drive was returned but not as she had given it to him, it was only the drive itself, no casing, no adapters or cables. (This also indicates that he may be keeping the original drive and was returning her a copy. Once the drive was accessed the following day, there were only movie files on the drive. No photos and no talent legal paperwork.

Jules answer was to attempt to ridicule her for not having copies of the masters, an infantile response reminiscent of the movie “Idiocracy”. The reason Lisa would want the masters and the paperwork back is very simple, first it is her property and second if Jules Jordan Video is no longer the sales agent he shouldn’t have it at all, lest he do something scummy like sell it dirt cheap without her permission.

I have been in these type deals before and what Lisa is asking for is very standard for the reasons pointed out.

Apparently there was some issue because Lisa Ann was asking for donations to support her legal battle with Jules Jordan Video. Personally I could care about that, believe me if people would fund my fight against Mansef/Manwin/MindGeek I would certainly take it.

Jules Jordan has not replied to me in this matter.

Cant she just download the movies from a tube site like everyone else?

Gee, South saw this as a chance to jump on Jules' dick? No way.

If you read all that in South's speaking voice it's fucking hilarious.

Sounds like Seth Galifanakis, Zack's gay Southern cousin on Between Two Ferns, right?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/41124b5136/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-sean-penn

Sorta-to-not really. No lisp, but higher pitched, especially when he's pissed off (and off-base) about something which, as we all know, is often.

Well, there's always Wesley Pipes.

http://www.gofundme.com/j4m51g

Only cancer can silence him.

The hemp oil. Brutha needs the hemp oil.

With lung cancer he should get the part in an Eric Garner "I can't breathe" porn parody.

He made a grand in 5 months. He could do better than that pan handling in a park somewhere.

That would take effort. Thugs don't care for that. My recommendation is for him to do the new Darkie extreme sport: suicide by cop.

Nice try at poaching, but it only proves my point, Parrot.

When Is A Master A Master
By MikeSouth
May 22nd, 2015

One of the interesting things that came out of the Lisa Ann Jules Jordan story is how the use of the term “master” has changed in a relatively very short period of time.

If you are old school like me and date back to before films were shot on digital cameras or rapes then you know that the camera masters were the absolute MOST valuable copy of the video. The reason is because in those days, when everything was analog you lost quality with every copy generation, so typically you made copies of your camera masters…those were called second generation copies, you then used those to edit, creating the edit masters, which were third generation copies, from those you made your duplication masters which were fourth generation copies and from those you made the product for the cutomer typically those would be fifth or sixth generation masters….and remember ever generation loses sme quality from the generation before it, so by the eith generation the quality was usually bad enough that it was starting to be unwatchable.

As you might understand those camera masters being the original first generation video were lik gold, you protected those at all costs.

Digital video changed that, when you make a digital copy of a digital master there is no generation loss the copy is in every way identical to the source. These days as is the case with Lisa Ann’s “masters” the term is used a bit differently because her masters are actually digital files the duplication master is in every way exactly as good quality as the camera master.

When the video is compressed to fit on DVD there is some quality loss in the compression but a copy of a copy of a caopy of a copy of the DVD you bought in a store looks exactly like the DVD you bought in the store because as long as it is a copy and not recompressed it is identical in every way.

So you hear a lot of old schoolers saying that we would never allow the masters out of our hands…and that is true…but a copy of a digital master is identical in quality to the master

These days we typically create an edit master from digital copies of our original masters that edit master contains all the edits, effects, titling etc and is wha is sent to the duplicators for mass creation of the product (DVD, BluRay etc)

These are still called masters but you send one to your distributor who sends it to the duplicator to do your duplication, it is this master that Lisa Ann wants returned…not the camera masters, she has those.

But to understand think of it this way if I am distributing your product for you and I have edit masters or duplication masters I have the ability to do nefarious things with those masters so if I am no longer distributing your product you would not want me to have those masters because I could use them to do evil things to you, like create compilations and duplicate your product and sell it for 1 dollar a DVD. so it would be understandable that you would want any and all copies of your product returned.

I am not saying Jules Jordan would or would not do evil shit, but to ask for it all back is common business practice, as is returning it. Just remember that the term master has a very different meaning these days than it did when each copy of a copy was lower in quality than the copy before it. All of my analog masters are and always will be in my possession even though they have all been converted to digital these days…but back before digital that camera master was the best the video would ever look so they were much more tightly guarded.

Yes, the illiterate hillbilly used the word "rapes" instead of "tapes." What a fucking poltroon.

Worse than using "poltroon?"

poltroon (plural poltroons): An ignoble or total coward; a dastard; a mean-spirited wretch.
Synonyms: (ignoble coward): craven, dastard.

One of these days the Oraquick tests on MS's "set" will fail and the fat ferretfucker will get AIDS from a ditchpig in a dirty sundress. It's written.

Brendan, how much did you collect from RLD? How much goes for herpes medicine every month?

The answer to both questions is the same: not enough.

I always figured his demise would be a whore contracting some gonorrhea in her throat, from one of the mopes he pulls off USASexGuide's Streetwalker threads, then suing and being awarded his mom's condo along with the Cousin Fucker Bukkake domain & archive.