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#186275 - 08/13/06 06:41 AM Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Ode to Ben English

You get the whores to the shoots on time.
You keep the bitches in line.
You give us a plentiful amount of beautiful women to masturbate to.
I love you.

You give us Mia Rose
Please get her to like vagina
Wa wa we wa.

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#186276 - 08/13/06 07:00 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

Ode to Ben English

You get the whores to the shoots on time.
You keep the bitches in line.
You give us a plentiful amount of beautiful women to masturbate to.
I love you.

You give us Mia Rose
Please get her to like vagina
Wa wa we wa.







I do not know from Ben English, but that poertry was marvelous, sir.

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Quah.

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#186277 - 08/13/06 11:27 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Homeland Security fucking LOVES Ben English.

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#186278 - 08/13/06 02:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Yes. Happy B day Ben English.... ; )
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#186279 - 08/13/06 03:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
DuckHunt Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Yes...come on give it a kiss.

That's not a candle you're blowing out!

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#186280 - 08/13/06 03:23 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Homeland Security fucking LOVES Ben English.


What is Ben paying these days to be a proxy husband for thr foreign whores? I am available.

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#186281 - 08/13/06 03:34 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I wish Ben posted on here. I'd like to throat-fuck him with my keyboard.

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#186282 - 08/13/06 03:35 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Hello, John, What's been going on with you?

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#186283 - 08/14/06 05:18 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Yes. Happy B day Ben English.... ; )




I hope once you acquire a taste for the vagin that you do a scene with Jada Fire.

Ebony and ivory.....
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#186284 - 08/14/06 09:46 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
This is perhaps the gayest thread in XPT history, damn the standards of indecency have declined here.



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#186285 - 08/11/07 09:21 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Bump for this year's birthday.

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#186286 - 08/11/07 11:42 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Bump for this year's birthday.






he going to celebrate with ttboy in las vegas

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#186287 - 08/13/08 06:54 AM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Bump for this year, sorry it's late Derek. I've been ill.
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#186288 - 08/13/08 02:35 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jizz-Tastic Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
Happy B-Day Ben English!!

I salute your work in pounding whores till thier sore!
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#186289 - 08/13/08 02:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Wonder what kind of gift ChrisXXX is going to give his loving friend?

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#186290 - 08/13/08 08:42 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
A wig perhaps? So when they both get drunk at whatever party is held in Derek's honor, C3X can sodomize him like a tranny.
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#186291 - 08/14/08 02:52 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Ben's the man, no question. I think he was the one that helped drive Courtney Simpson out of the porn business with a killer scene in Hellfire Sex IV. Dillen Lauren holds her down while Ben fucks the shit out of her, no anal but some of the hardest oral I've ever seen.

Back of the box pic of Courtney says "Cock first, then oxygen".

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#186292 - 08/14/08 04:01 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
jeremy steele Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/15/07
Posts: 124
Loc: Hollywood
Quote:

Quote:

Homeland Security fucking LOVES Ben English.


What is Ben paying these days to be a proxy husband for thr foreign whores? I am available.




He's getting married to Nikki Jayne at the end of the month. Derek and I have had disagreements, but I hope it works out. Good luck!
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#186293 - 08/14/08 04:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Will you be videotaping the wedding?
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#186294 - 08/14/08 04:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
jeremy steele Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/15/07
Posts: 124
Loc: Hollywood
Quote:

Will you be videotaping the wedding?




I don't film bukkake.
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#186295 - 08/14/08 05:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Jeremiah Steal is gonna carry the wedding rings

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#596494 - 08/11/13 09:55 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English! [Re: Jigaloo]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Bump
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#596497 - 08/11/13 10:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Ben English! [Re: Jigaloo]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
We should get Steele posting here. Some one hold him and I'll beat the soles of his feet with a cane until he commits to 7 posts/day. That is minimum and maximum.
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