I'm in love with Lisa Ann. She is my Goddess, my queen, my MILF! I just can't get enough of her, her eyes, her voice, her breasts, her naughty smile and best of all, her blowjobs!

So far my Lisa Ann collection includes:

Hustler's Who's Nailin Palin
You're Nailin Palin - Interactive
My Friend's Hot Mom
My First Sex Teacher
It's a Mommy Thing 3
Busty Waitresses
Blow Me Sandwich
ZT - Interactive Sex with Lisa Ann (EPIC WIN!)
Gangbanged - Lisa Ann

I just found out about Mother Suckers from another post here (Thanks frankie figgs!) and had to get it! Just the cover got me rock hard!!

Any other Lisa Ann aficionados here? Any recommendations of epic POV blowjobs of hers or any good tit fuck scenes? (other than the one's I mentioned) Preferably one where she's wearing heavy thick lipstick.

Also has she done any blowbangs like a "10 man cum slam" or "gangbang my face"? (more than 4 guys)

she did a blowbang for elegant angel.cant remember the name right now but i think it was massive facials.heres a forum you might fit in better with adultdvdtalk.com .

Anyone who "loves" a porn whore has serious issues. Do yourself a favour, leave mom's basement and go to the mall or something and look at real chicks. Yeah, they might be whores as well, but at least they could be whores that have a redeeming quality or two

either hes confused lust for love or he should be on gaydt.but whatever hell get rinsed out of here.

Wow. Look at the brain on Tyler. Dude, that is the first worthwhile thing you've ever said. Here's to many more!!!

Don't expect me to get all gitty over a backhanded compliment. It's a porn board. If you want quality conversation, look else where

Only teh' gayz get gitty you fucking nimwit. This isn't even worth looking up a good facepalm pic for.

And that wasn't a backhanded compliment, it was, as conquistador would say, a complisult.

To continue, only gayz know what gayz get

Jesus, man. I was anticipating a much stronger retort than that. How about you pretend I'm a black dude and start over.

If you were a nigger, I would put more of an effort. But since I'm pretty sure you're not, I'm fine with a little back and forth. Niggers have to be reminded of where their place is.

Tyler beat me to it (re: the fanboi, not the kneegrows)

guess he got scared off.but lets basque right now:

basque

They're about to give her some "bisk" lol

Lisa Ann is a truly vile and hideous creature. A plastic surgery disaster. Disgustingly, she also spits when she talks.

Indeed. The meat carvers really messed up there. Her redemption role would be next to Aletta Ocean as her porn mom. People should invent toxic agents to rot silicone shells used for tit jobs. A runny relief.

saw this on a myspace bulletin thought id drop it here.

You'd think Sara Jay would get those teeth fixed.

Why, it would be like putting lipstick on a pig. Wait, she is a pig.....

I'm not really sure what the allure is of Sara Jay is, unless you like fat ugly bitches. Guess that's why she only really does IR work. Fucktards who like that fetish don't really care who hideous that tramps are.

She's real popular with the PSE crowd. Do not get it at all.

i think its the tits and ass.

It's the beak and the alien shopping bags. Terminate.

I suggest the clip
"Fuck Stop Telephoning Me (big butts like it big)"

it is her best performance so far.

Lisa Ann Interview

I would definently fuck this old withered whore! Love her massive fake ass and tits. Oh yea her lips too. She really gets my cock hard. Her gangbang scene would have been better if it wasn't IR. I can't get into watching a black dude. Dick color don't match.

What's your problem with Ebony?

Nothing. I like the chicks but I can't get into the scene when there's a "ebony" dude.

You get 4.5 stars for your answer.

You would have got 5 Stars if you weren't afraid of the PC police, and just called them niggers.

http://i.imgur.com/mUZ4L.jpg

I would have but I wanted to use his retarded "ebony" word on him. I'll take the 4 1/2 though.

Back on topic. I've been tweeting Lisa Ann and trying to get her to post here.

Do you really believe she'll come here?

He doesn't have one, just the penis which he apparently spends more time focusing on. I'm guessing he's another ADT transplant.



She's a worthless cunt. Someone needs to remind her that she'll be 40 next year (who the fuck would have known that Gia is older???!).

The Jordan's older? She must've slept in a tupperware box for most of her life then.

Nope !!!!

According to Gia's Washington State drivers license her D.O.B is 05-20-1971 .

He doesn't have one, just the penis which he apparently spends more time focusing on. I'm guessing he's another ADT transplant.


I don't focus on the cock but I can't get into watching some black dick in any color whore. Maybe your're ok with it cuz you like black cock but not me. And yes I am a ADT transplant. I found this site cuz I am a member at that one. That doesn't mean I'm not a twisted bastard. I'm just as fucked up as most you guys. Maybe except that panzer guy, I saw something here about him posting kids or something, but I like to watch hoes get slapped around and treated like shit. I really like when they feel bad or regret what they did. Like that pig Elizabeth Rollings. Now do I get banned cuz I'm from ADT? Or can I stay and talk about how stupid these bitches are?

He doesn't have one, just the penis which he apparently spends more time focusing on. I'm guessing he's another ADT transplant.

This is some black dick lovers quote ^ I fucked up and delted the quote thing after his post.

I don't focus on the cock but I can't get into watching some black dick in any color whore. Maybe your're ok with it cuz you like black cock but not me. And yes I am a ADT transplant. I found this site cuz I am a member at that one. That doesn't mean I'm not a twisted bastard. I'm just as fucked up as most you guys. Maybe except that panzer guy, I saw something here about him posting kids or something, but I like to watch hoes get slapped around and treated like shit. I really like when they feel bad or regret what they did. Like that pig Elizabeth Rollings. Now do I get banned cuz I'm from ADT? Or can I stay and talk about how stupid these bitches are?

You haven't been exposed to Panzer at his worst yet. You are a lucky man.

I think you're entertaining and should stay.

Yea you'd think. Maybe she thinks her fucked up grill is like Madonna's gaped teeth. Sara Jay is a butterface to me. I'd just put a brown plastic bag over her face and use her like it was a facial abuse scene but I'd just cum in her ass so I wouldn't have to nut on a bag.

Elizabeth Rollings. Man, that bitch isn't big, more like orca fat and nowhere near beautiful. A niche lover or just advanced? Sara Jay fuckable? Jesus Christ!

Jondra.

Will someone please remind this skank that she's NOT Sarah Palin? It's getting really old.

Somewhere someone linked to an audio interview with her on Peeperz.com or so. She was all over it and how Axel Braun didn't respect "talent" and got mean on her ass, falling out with Hustler or whoever peddles the shitcoms. All very parental, like her pimping out some musician. The other agents, about the time she was one, would pimp out whores on the private and so on.

it was intentional jondra.in reference to the basque region of espana.

i was going to mention that too but i didn't feel like searching for it.

i could only take about ten seconds of her mumbling man voice monotone before i moved on. apparently the fact that she's "not palin" is completely lost on her. palin is lucky to be palin..what does this man faced hooker expect?.

attention lisa ann.. you're lucky that dosed out geriatric john mccain shares the same decision making skills as you. of course he's a hero and you're a whore so there's that. stfu.

Elizabeth Rollings got out of porn to go and shill for Shelly the Lubben.

Yeah but don't go OTT just for the sake of being OTT.....unless of course that's your schtick..........never mind.