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#326118 - 05/07/08 10:12 PM ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Christian celebrates his Nolan Ryan birthday today, the 8th! If I were he, I would enjoy the company and affections of both Lexi Belle and Brynn Tyler. But, likely CXXX will go "exotic" and opt for a dyke-like woman body builder shaped like a cinder block and skin just as soft along with the most deformed looking tranny midget that has ever lived. Enjoy the day and here's to a year of good health, good fortune and continued negative AIM tests. Maybe even a book deal. What did Donkey get you??? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#326119 - 05/07/08 10:15 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	happy b day dude
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#326120 - 05/07/08 11:32 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Christian will never get a book deal- he's already putting everything out there on his blog for free.
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#326121 - 05/07/08 11:42 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
StrategicallyPlaced10 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/22/08 Posts: 88 Loc: Depends on mood.	Quote: Christian will never get a book deal- he's already putting everything out there on his blog for free. So syndicated columnists, essayists (think New Yorker) and others don't publish, in book format, already published work? David Sedaris easily comes to mind. Granted CXXX is no where near The New Yorker, but doesn't really matter. This blog just signed a deal worth 350K. http://postcardsfromyomomma.com I think these guys got 750K: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ The Onion is also free but they have a shit load of books. Just sayin'.
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#326122 - 05/07/08 11:52 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	All of those sites and authors have something to say that is worth paying for. The truth is everyone ought to be paying for these forum memberships. Just saying.
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#326123 - 05/08/08 12:04 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
StrategicallyPlaced10 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/22/08 Posts: 88 Loc: Depends on mood.	Quote: All of those sites and authors have something to say that is worth paying for. Disagree. All of those sites and authors have something to say that is marketable. CXXX could easily fall into this category. Quote: The truth is everyone ought to be paying for these forum memberships. Enough said. I'll take two.
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#326124 - 05/08/08 05:29 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Happy birthday Christian!! _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#326125 - 05/08/08 06:18 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	fatman, you know me too well! and thanks guys _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#326126 - 05/08/08 07:49 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	I think that they really need to make a mainstream movie about Christian's life. No Hollywood screenwriter could have dreamed up half the shit that Christian gets up to - or sticks his dick in to!
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#326127 - 05/08/08 07:52 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
Anonymous Unregistered	In order to maintain my neutrality in the ongoing Donkey/CX3 dispute, I regret to inform you that I cannot wish you a Happy Birthday. Ya fuckin' prick...
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#326128 - 05/08/08 08:34 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Happy Birthday Christian!
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#326129 - 05/08/08 10:38 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
destro AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/23/06 Posts: 486	happy birthday dude _________________________ throatfucking is family entertainment
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#326130 - 05/08/08 11:51 AM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	happy bday _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#326131 - 05/08/08 12:19 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	May you get a cake made from banana Muscle Milk and shaped like boobs the size of your head. Happy birthday, hon. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#326132 - 05/08/08 03:00 PM Re: ChristianSingsHappyBirthday
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Happy Birthday & many returns. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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