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#298943 - 02/06/08 03:46 PM Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 04/19/03
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This Skeeter person should win a award for 'Father of The Year'. First he rapes his daughter then he forces his minor son to fist fight. Yep, dad of the year.

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Skeeter: I Want My Money! Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice, Then Comes Up with a New Plan



--Gene Ross


Porn Valley- I had a lengthy chat with Skeeter Kerkove Tuesday night sandwiched between two outraged phone messages which he left me. Here's the first of the messages:

"I want my money from Johnny Thrust and I want it fucking NOW," roars Skeeter. "It's not my motherfucking fault he brought a girl to the set- that he fucking lied to me. We had a clear understanding that the scene is worthless until he finds a way to fucking sell it. I want my motherfucking money from Johnny Thrust also known as the name I gave him in October, 2002- Bad Bob. But I want my motherfucking money!!!

"I don't care that he lies to his woman Gwen Summers how he doesn't do scenes, that Jim Powers is bad, that Otto Bauer is bad and that Skeeter Kerkove is bad and that's why he's late [coming home] while he's chasing and paying for pussy.

"But I want my motherfucking money! Seven days I go worldwide on every fucking gossip website there is. I have tracked down over 300 movies that his wife is not aware of. I got some other stuff up my sleeve and I guarantee you, brother, Jimmy Powers and Johnny Thrust are not going to be jackpottin' around with me and trying to fuck with me and hurt me on the Internet."

[Which kind of explains Skeeter's uproar with Tony Malice who's been issuing JM press releases which quotes Powers as taking indelicate swipes at Skeeter. Powers has said he's never sanctioned these comments and asked that they be removed.]

So I called Skeeter right after I receive the first message. During the course of conversation, he's talking about wanting to take Malice on in a boxing ring. We'll include all of that in another posting.

Then in some another voicemail later in the evening, Skeeter says the following:

"Tony Malice puts his name in every press release. He's the only press release agent in the entire world who puts his own name in the first paragraph. Gene, do you see these eyes??!! These eyes see you and I'm staring you down. Johnny Thrust...coming at you live via satellite. I can't believe his wife has gotten welfare. No wonder he does all that fucking corporation scam in a suite which is not a suite.

[I think Skeeter's referring to what's known as a Fagin Suite.]

"What a bunch of shit," he goes on to say. "I'm getting my money back, Jack!"

"I just talked my oldest son who is a true king and a God. Tony Malice will get $10,000 if he can go two rounds- with a permit- on boxing my oldest son. Two rounds without being knocked down. $10,000. Tony Malice will put up $3,000 which will be provided by Jeff Steward who will capitalize on JM Productions.

"But I say my teenage adult son will knock down Tony Malice in less than two rounds. If he can make it two rounds with my son he gets ten grand. Ten grand is nothing to me. It's nothing to Jeff Steward. It's nothing to Max Hardcore. It's slightly painful for Jim Powers the recent sellout but for Tony Malice who puts his name in press releases in the first paragraph, it's a lot of money. And you go with God."
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#298944 - 02/06/08 03:54 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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"I just talked my oldest son who is a true king and a God. Tony Malice will get $10,000 if he can go two rounds- with a permit- on boxing my oldest son. Two rounds without being knocked down. $10,000. Tony Malice will put up $3,000 which will be provided by Jeff Steward who will capitalize on JM Productions.

"But I say my teenage adult son will knock down Tony Malice in less than two rounds. If he can make it two rounds with my son he gets ten grand. Ten grand is nothing to me. It's nothing to Jeff Steward. It's nothing to Max Hardcore. It's slightly painful for Jim Powers the recent sellout but for Tony Malice who puts his name in press releases in the first paragraph, it's a lot of money. And you go with God."





Usually, isn't it the kids hiding behind their fathers, not the other way around? :headmash:

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#298945 - 02/06/08 03:58 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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skeeter's off his nut lately. i love that man, but even i can't read through all his goofy shit lately.
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#298946 - 02/06/08 04:35 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
Quote:

skeeter's off his nut lately. i love that man, but even i can't read through all his goofy shit lately.




Lately?

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#298947 - 02/06/08 04:46 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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well, "lately" by my standards. you have to understand my position. i used to have like a skeeter mini-shrine... i fast forward through the fucking just to get to the skeeter parts... i have a fucking cat named "skeeter".
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#298948 - 02/06/08 05:01 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Thank God for Skeeter Kerkove, Anal Sex and America! He's the last real cowboy in an industry of sissies! It's time more people got comfortable with the facts.If it wasn't for Skeeter, double anal would not exist! He patented latex you know. I'm not sure if he invented the Internet, but I bet Brigette fucked someone who did!

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#298949 - 02/06/08 05:02 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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well, "lately" by my standards. you have to understand my position. i used to have like a skeeter mini-shrine... i fast forward through the fucking just to get to the skeeter parts... i have a fucking cat named "skeeter".






here's a bag of marbles to replace the ones you lost.

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#298950 - 02/06/08 05:13 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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here's a bag of marbles to replace the ones you lost.





i think i'll string all those marbles together, spit on 'em and have some fun tonight while the husband is at work. no point wasting them inside my head, you know.
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#298951 - 02/06/08 08:14 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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#298952 - 02/06/08 08:27 PM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 08/26/03
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#298953 - 02/08/08 08:57 AM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
PHATBOY Offline
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Tony,
I know how you could win the ten G's. When the time keeper rings the bell fotr the first and second rounds, take two steps forward and then fall down on your own! Dont get up untill the bell rings. Skeeter Jr. cant knock you down if you are already on the canvas.
p.s. I have a bullet proof vest if you want to borrow it.
Seriously....dude...seriously.

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#298954 - 02/08/08 08:59 AM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
The "Kerkove heel grab" is one of the best things ever to happen to porn. I will give Skeeter that much.

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#298955 - 02/11/08 02:40 AM Re: Skeeter: Says He Wants to Box Tony Malice
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
I gotta say I feel for Skeeter. A lot of people in this industry owe me a LOT of money and it's not even close to what people owe Skeeter.
It SUCKS having to chase down money that you've already earned and some shithead just keeps giving you excuses!
Sounds to me like he's trying to shame the money out of Mr. Malice.

BTW, Maximus: It's pretty low to continue fostering a lie that was absurd to begin.
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