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#198202 - 10/24/06 11:57 AM
how tall are the porn guys, anyway?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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there's a thread going about how tall (or short, as the case may be) some of the porn girls are... i'm curious about the guys. there was a suggestion that vince vouyeur is 5'2" (pardon me while i laugh at him. okay, i'm done now). any input? i'm sure i could do some research on this myself, but it's way more fun to have the commentary that will hopefully accompany the response posts here on xpt. 
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#198204 - 10/25/06 09:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/06
Posts: 72
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Just like with acting you wouldnt want to put a 6'4 guy with a 5'0 girl in a scene.
are you kidding? i would love to see that...a big dude just tossing around a tiny chick like that as if she weighed nothing...maybe throw in a little standing anal full nelson for good measure...
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#198208 - 10/26/06 02:09 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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christian, thank you for your input. and i am so sorry that you had to put your dick in jersey jaxsin. i guess "texas" would have ended up somewhere around knee- high for ya, no?
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#198209 - 10/26/06 02:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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but the dude is right....most of the male performers are around 5'9 or 5'10 or so
that's being very generous, no? i'd say 5'7 to 5'9... 
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#198210 - 10/26/06 04:46 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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if porn was shot without birth control la would soon be overrun by a race of oversexed midgets. with herpes.
when i was younger and i found out stallone was only 5'7 or whatever i remember being dissapointed that rocky/rambo was so short. he may have still taken on the entire russian army in rambo III but it just wasn't the same.
it would suck to be short as a guy- you get paid less, are generally less attractive to women, and get less respect. all initial biological responses in other people which are out of your control, even if you can overcome them. and unlike being bald you can't take comfort in your elevated testosterone levels or hide it with a hat a la fred durst. just another indication that life isn't fair- i'm glad i'm over 6 foot.
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#198211 - 10/26/06 05:47 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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I'm 5'5" and 3/4... At least I'm taller than Vince Voyeur.
I just noticed that IAFD also lists the height of the performers. According to them your fellow country man Branon Iron measures 5'6'' so you could talk eye-to-eye with him. Alas, there are no height entries for Vince Voyeur or Paul Little (a.k.a. Max Hardcore)... 
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#198212 - 10/26/06 06:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/02/05
Posts: 190
Loc: Austin, TX
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Anther reason for short guys would be, the shorter you are the bigger your cock appears. Except in Max's case.
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#198213 - 10/26/06 10:55 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I'm 5'5" and 3/4... At least I'm taller than Vince Voyeur.
I just noticed that IAFD also lists the height of the performers. According to them your fellow country man Branon Iron measures 5'6'' so you could talk eye-to-eye with him. Alas, there are no height entries for Vince Voyeur or Paul Little (a.k.a. Max Hardcore)...
I've stood next to Vince before so that one I know for sure, but alas Max hardcore is taller than I, if only in height. 
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#198214 - 10/26/06 11:19 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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I'm 5'5" and 3/4... At least I'm taller than Vince Voyeur.
I just noticed that IAFD also lists the height of the performers. According to them your fellow country man Branon Iron measures 5'6'' so you could talk eye-to-eye with him. Alas, there are no height entries for Vince Voyeur or Paul Little (a.k.a. Max Hardcore)...
I've stood next to Vince before so that one I know for sure, but alas Max hardcore is taller than I, if only in height.
With or without the Max Hatâ„¢? 
On another note: Judging by his looks I would have guessed Max is in his mid/late 50s but was quite surprised to see that he was born in 1959 (according to IAFD).
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#198215 - 10/26/06 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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With or without the Max Hatâ„¢?
On another note: Judging by his looks I would have guessed Max is in his mid/late 50s but was quite surprised to see that he was born in 1959 (according to IAFD).
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#198216 - 10/26/06 12:48 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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when i was younger and i found out stallone was only 5'7 or whatever i remember being dissapointed that rocky/rambo was so short. he may have still taken on the entire russian army in rambo III but it just wasn't the same.
it would suck to be short as a guy- you get paid less, are generally less attractive to women, and get less respect. all initial biological responses in other people which are out of your control, even if you can overcome them. and unlike being bald you can't take comfort in your elevated testosterone levels or hide it with a hat a la fred durst. just another indication that life isn't fair- i'm glad i'm over 6 foot.
Most of the guys in the SAS are apparently very short, even though most people expect them to be 6ft plus he-men.
Not only are they smaller and less conspicuous targets, but as Eddie points out, they have all the suppressed rage they need to be ass-kicking killing machines. 
Me, I'm 5'8" and lovin' it! 
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#198219 - 10/26/06 02:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I saw Sativa Rose in person. She was at an audition or something. Shes fscking hidious in real life.
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#198220 - 10/26/06 05:06 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I saw Sativa Rose in person. She was at an audition or something. Shes fscking hidious in real life.
Here we are suspending our disbelief on so many issues and then you gotta go and blow this one out of the water.
Her titties are still spectacular though, you can't take that away from us. 
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#198221 - 10/26/06 05:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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fuck...how could i forget kaiya lynn! my sincere apologies to her. and yes i fucked sativa rose anally...it was a g/g/b scene for Combat Zone with sativa and rebecca linares (both anal)...good times!
I suggest you copy/paste this bragging when people give you shit about your gay work. Can't hate a guy who gets pussy and ass of that caliber.
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#198223 - 10/26/06 09:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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I'm sure this thread wasn't meant to include "little people" but come on you gotta show lil pimp some love. 
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#198224 - 09/18/07 02:37 AM
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Registered: 01/23/07
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Loc: Studio City Ca
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and I'm actually 4'10 ...so they are all tall to me
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#198227 - 09/18/07 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yeah, with my heels on (5'9" + 6 inch heel) I am pretty much taller than most...lol...except for a selected few, like Christian... 
Christian is a fucking bear in person, hooker heels or not. Compared to most male whores, he's ALOT larger than most. Manuel Ferrera is even shorter in person than I thought he'd be.
Keep in mind that the porn whores are usually very tiny in comparison. Most seem in between 5'0" and 5'4", and under 130 pounds.
Most seem in the range of 5'8" to 6'0", and under 200 pounds at best. Christian is an exception. Vince is really short, as is Jules Jordan. Mind you, I'm only 5'10" or 5'11" myself (but I'm no porner).
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that's being very generous, no? i'd say 5'7 to 5'9...
You're a big motherfucker, too. So everyone seems short to you.
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#198228 - 09/18/07 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#198229 - 09/18/07 10:56 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 8
Loc: Studio City Ca
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awww thanks Christian....
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#198231 - 09/20/07 07:07 PM
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I saw Sativa Rose in person. She was at an audition or something. Shes fscking hidious in real life.
Do porn stars often appear in regular Hollywood movies and TV shows?
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