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#248042 - 05/30/07 01:42 PM PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
man what a great idea..and with jm behind it to make it as humiliating as possible..the gag factor projectile vomit for distance, a 40 yard dash with huge buttplugs inserted, bike race with dildos for seats, see who could throw a shot put into a whores wide open hole from farthest away, i think i'm onto something here

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#248043 - 05/30/07 01:43 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
GoatBoy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
Then what?
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#248044 - 05/30/07 01:54 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Then what?




We watch and eat popcorn.
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#248045 - 05/30/07 01:55 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
GoatBoy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
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Then what?




We watch and eat popcorn.




Roger that
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#248046 - 05/30/07 02:08 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Smut, please tell me that avatar is not your ink. That's just god awful. If there's one thing I hate is shitty ink.
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#248047 - 05/30/07 02:59 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
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Smut, please tell me that avatar is not your ink. That's just god awful. If there's one thing I hate is shitty ink.


are you kidding me? it was taken with a camera phone so that could be why it looks like it does..but i'd go toe to toe with anyone on here and put my ink up to the challenge. why you got a thing against barney fife?

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#248048 - 05/30/07 03:02 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Smut, please tell me that avatar is not your ink. That's just god awful. If there's one thing I hate is shitty ink.


are you kidding me? it was taken with a camera phone so that could be why it looks like it does..but i'd go toe to toe with anyone on here and put my ink up to the challenge. why you got a thing against barney fife?




I scored on Don Knotts in Death Pool '06.
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#248049 - 05/30/07 03:05 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
if you don't like don knotts i have frankenstein on a bigwheel, a sacred hamburger, a nightmare before christmas sleeve complete with boo from monsters inc, a kids story about a girl and her hippo mr biscuits piece, a heart with 2 crossed revolvers, audrey hepburn, tank girl, and a tat of my buddys kids show pancake mountain oh yeah and the black label never forget elephant..and sons birthdate and name on fingers..maybe you'd like one of those better than the greatest law enforcing deputy of all time mr barney fife

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#248050 - 05/30/07 03:06 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Javelin into the face of the porner of your choice. No distance limit, so a short run up is cool.
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#248051 - 05/30/07 03:07 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
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Javelin into the face of the porner of your choice. No distance limit, so a short run up is cool.


joanna angel from 2 feet please!

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#248052 - 05/30/07 03:09 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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if you don't like don knotts i have frankenstein on a bigwheel, a sacred hamburger, a nightmare before christmas sleeve complete with boo from monsters inc, a kids story about a girl and her hippo mr biscuits piece, a heart with 2 crossed revolvers, audrey hepburn, tank girl, and a tat of my buddys kids show pancake mountain oh yeah and the black label never forget elephant..and sons birthdate and name on fingers..maybe you'd like one of those better than the greatest law enforcing deputy of all time mr barney fife




Holy crap, it's The Illustrated Man! Some of those sound pretty cool... I'm particulary curious about the Frankenstein on a big wheel.

Note: I don't dislike Don Knotts, I just figured his days were numbered. I also had Andy Griffith, so when I logged on that morning, and saw a pic of the two of them as a headline, I thought I got a 2 for 1 deal.

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#248053 - 05/30/07 03:11 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Javelin into the face of the porner of your choice. No distance limit, so a short run up is cool.




joanna angel from 2 feet please!




Sorry, she's in the Hammer event. Also, it's a real hammer.
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#248054 - 05/30/07 03:11 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
you seem quite nice i'll change to frank on a bigwheel for you...keep in mind my pictures wern't taken by some professional tattoo picture taking guy so granted they're not going to look the best

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#248055 - 05/30/07 03:12 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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you seem quite nice i'll change to frank on a bigwheel for you...keep in mind my pictures wern't taken by some professional tattoo picture taking guy so granted they're not going to look the best




The only problem is, these tats aren't on Smutpeddler. They're on the skin covering his couch. It used to be yellow, but he figured it was time for a change.
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#248056 - 05/30/07 03:19 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md

The only problem is, these tats aren't on Smutpeddler. They're on the skin covering his couch. It used to be yellow, but he figured it was time for a change.




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#248057 - 05/30/07 03:38 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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you seem quite nice i'll change to frank on a bigwheel for you...keep in mind my pictures wern't taken by some professional tattoo picture taking guy so granted they're not going to look the best




That's a fucking bad-ass tat! You got me beat by far, I have the Crimson Ghost, solid black, and that's it.



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#248058 - 05/30/07 03:41 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
there is never anything wrong with a misfits tat..i only wish someone would go back and remaster all their old tracks to make them sound better.i dl'd the new bad brains record, recording quality sounds just like its 82 again. i'll try and put some more tat pictures up here..should be a members tat post on here somewhere


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#248059 - 05/30/07 03:42 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#248060 - 05/30/07 03:42 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
still trying to figure out the board how to go about adding more than 1 pic at a time

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#248061 - 05/30/07 03:46 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
i just love the idea of random tattoos whatever pops into your head going for it..my next pieces i want are to finish the universal monsters chest piece i have, dracula in a red wagon with the creature from the black lagoon behind him holding on with floaties on. and a traditional pin up chick only a big fat obese one holding a chicken with a bite out of it or something..oh yeah and a grimace i love that thing

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#248062 - 05/30/07 03:53 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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i just love the idea of random tattoos whatever pops into your head going for it..my next pieces i want are to finish the universal monsters chest piece i have, dracula in a red wagon with the creature from the black lagoon behind him holding on with floaties on. and a traditional pin up chick only a big fat obese one holding a chicken with a bite out of it or something..oh yeah and a grimace i love that thing




That's really cool. You gotta get what you like man, stuff that appeals to you or that's important to you.

If you couldn't tell from my avatar, I'm a horror freak... if I had the dough, I'd add on to my Misfits tat, and then get Rev Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2, Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, and Pinhead, in some sort of sleeve. Been thinkin' about that one for a while, it would be my "I just won the lottery" splurge.

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#248063 - 05/30/07 04:06 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


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#248064 - 05/30/07 04:09 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Now THAT'S what you call commitment.

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#248065 - 05/30/07 05:21 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
smutpeddler Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
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Smut, please tell me that avatar is not your ink. That's just god awful. If there's one thing I hate is shitty ink.


I'm still bitter about some porn whore saying my ink is awful.....my artist was in national geographic...that takes some skill if you're not a belladonna titted gollum bitch

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#248066 - 05/30/07 06:11 PM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Now THAT'S what you call commitment.






This fucker, if he lives long enough, will scare the fucking shit out of his grand children in 40 years.
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#248067 - 05/31/07 12:30 AM Re: PORN OLYMPICS MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
We have a girl/girl and toys themed series over in the UK called 'Lubed'. In one of the volumes, subtitled 'Lubed Olympics', chicks took turns to see who could shoot/squeeze (you know...Thai hooker with a ping pong ball style) a dildo out of their vagina the furthest.


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