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#247832 - 05/29/07 12:39 PM I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetirement
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Please hire me at Bodymiracle
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#247833 - 05/29/07 12:44 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Please hire me at Bodymiracle




Hurry up and demand that Luke take all mentions of you off his site.
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#247834 - 05/29/07 12:46 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
My God. Pamela Peaks is listed there. For 1600 bucks?
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#247835 - 05/29/07 12:47 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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My God. Pamela Peaks is listed there. For 1600 bucks?




Wait, are you sure that's not what she pays you?

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#247836 - 05/29/07 12:49 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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My God. Pamela Peaks is listed there. For 1600 bucks?




Wait, are you sure that's not what she pays you?






There's not enough money in the world. But maybe the 1600 USD is to put a contract out on her plastic surgeon who clearly is in some 3rd world country like Brazil?
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#247837 - 05/29/07 02:52 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetirement
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Please hire me at Bodymiracle


how much?
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#247838 - 05/29/07 03:16 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hold me. closer to your breasts, please.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#247839 - 05/29/07 03:18 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetirement
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
There sure are a lot of girls on this site that are kinda "long in the tooth" as far as a porn career. My God, Chasey Lain. Last "camera of death" picture I saw of her she was beyond shot out. $1650 an hour! Maybe Windsock would pay that after a three day binge but shit, that's ridiculous. Chloe, Dayton Raines, Teri Weigel, etc.

Body Miracle, where elephants go to die......
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#247840 - 05/29/07 03:37 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetirement
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Jamesn, bodymiracle has booked us together at the W Hotel on 6/5 at 8pm in Los Angeles. I'm hosting and have saved up some AVN earnings for this event. I would like to discuss your hopes and dreams but I expect very rough sex where your peni disregards my comfort. Also, can you sign a stuffed liger that belongs to my nephew he's very sick and loves your work.
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#247841 - 05/29/07 03:40 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Gia, it's a whore rule that you have to put the hotel keycard up for sale on eBay afterwards, so your fans can bid on it.
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#247842 - 05/29/07 03:41 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'll be there, i like w's. would your nephew like a signed polaroid of lori lust too?

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Jamesn, bodymiracle has booked us together at the W Hotel on 6/5 at 8pm in Los Angeles. I'm hosting and have saved up some AVN earnings for this event. I would like to discuss your hopes and dreams but I expect very rough sex where your peni disregards my comfort. Also, can you sign a stuffed liger that belongs to my nephew he's very sick and loves your work.


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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#247843 - 05/29/07 03:44 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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i'll be there, i like w's. would your nephew like a signed polaroid of lori lust too?




Can you stick to the MPR pronunciation? It's "Rori Rust".
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#247844 - 05/29/07 03:49 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#247845 - 05/29/07 03:50 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No lori lust pics. My nephew is too young to be exposed to poor spelling/grammar.
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#247846 - 05/29/07 03:52 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
my agent, derrick hay, is setting up a gangbang WITH the children of the Ronald McDonald house. is he interested in participating? can he get wood on camera? has he seen the Jerry's Kids Blowbang I did yet?

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No lori lust pics. My nephew is too young to be exposed to poor spelling/grammar. He is a huge fan and watches your gangbangs on vod in his bed at the ronald mcdonald house.


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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#247847 - 05/29/07 04:02 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Crap. I dbl posted and edited the wrong one but you got the right one, jamesn. Saving the room key? The coke residue on it alone is worth more than auction price. Jamesn, my nephew is ill, but I feel that the gangbangs should be reseved for me. You pick the guys, but no 8ft tall red sox players.
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#247848 - 05/29/07 04:14 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetirement
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Please hire me at Bodymiracle




Something about this thread is just so terribly wrong.

Jamesn sir, you mean this whore?
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#247849 - 05/29/07 08:41 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
James, do you give BBBJTCNQNS with rimming? I want you to know that I won't TOFTT if you don't deliver.

Love,

pinupmutant

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#247850 - 05/29/07 08:44 PM Re: I'm Actively-Hooking After Coming Out ofRetire
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
cut the aramaic shit out pimupmutant. am i not gorgeous?
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