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Besides Willie, does anyone remember how back in November of 2005 right after the picture of her yeast infested twat hit the airwaves, she sent me a "private" message saying she was quitting porn for good and going back to Chicago? And I naturally forwarded it to Luke who published it, setting off a minor shitstorm in the process? Imagine just what was at stake at that moment in time...if she had caved in to the abject humiliation, if she did have a conscience and a shred of dignity....THERE WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A BRITNEY REARS (and subsequent sequels)! Sooo close, so close....

She'd be selling Junk Bonds by now to Chinese Brokers with bad teeth in Hong Kong and Shanghai, and maybe even being a real "mommy" to her child. Who is the father anyway? And I wonder what Brandon thought of her kid? Or did he?

(Brandon, with Dick in hand) "Hi Honey how was your day?" *stroke stroke*

(Hillary, fanning her recently scoured pretzel oven twat) "Oh fine I guess; Leah's tweaking again but I did a quadruple anal creampie and made bank today. I wonder how my baby is doing back in Chicago? What is that thing on your dick?"

(Brandon, getting restless) "Huh? Oh thats just some chinese food I dripped on it during lunch at my Shoot today, "A Good Source of Moo Goo Gai Pan". Would you come over here and kneel in front of me with your mouth open please and look into my eyes? Hey....I didnt know you had a baby, Baby!" *stroke stroke*

(Hillary, kneeling in front of Brandon) "Ahhhhh. Like that? Oh shit wait....ow! (A crawfish scurries out of her twat, across Brandon's foot and out the door) HEY....Are you sure that's CHINESE FOOD on your dick!?!?!?"

(Brandon's pager goes off, its Hailey Young wanting to know if he needs to re-shoot her '50 to 1' scene again, and if he wants to go out for drinks afterwards...brandon strokes away, looking down into Hillary's throat) "Ahhh Shit I gotta make a call...open your mouth wide....WIDER please. That's it....ahhhhh!!! *splat Splooge* Wow Thank you for taking that load...wait, who's watching your kid for you back in Chicago?"

(Hillary, gobbling the remnant of Brandon's rancid nut juice but still staring at the spot of Kung pao herpes on his above average sized dick...) "Ummmm my father is taking care of the baby while I lead a care free and debauched life out here in Southern California, doing as I please without a care in the world, indulging in drugs and making ooodles of cash by sacrificing the integrity of my Anal Sphincter Muscles. I can be a MOM later, right now I want to be the best, most PROFESSIONAL asswhore I can be. Oh shit there goes another one of those buggy wuggies out of my twat...where's that cream Sierra Sinn Gave me?"

(Brandon, Dialing Hailey's number while digesting the depravity of what Hillary just told him, which has given him another hardon almost instantaneously...) "Well lets talk later on, I think I smell a Movie out of your real life situation... "A Good Source of Dysfunctional Neglected Children".... Hello, Hailey? Yeah we definitely need to reshoot, I didnt capture the cum oozing past your epiglotus in the last scene we did. Can you be over here in about an hour? And bring some Valtrex if you could please, thanks. Whats that? Xanax? Hold on...Hey Hillary, you still have any of that Xanax you stole from that teenage prostitute I brought home last month from the North Hollywood Greyhound station? Yeah Hailey, we got some....see you in an hour. *sniff sniff* Damn whats that smell Hill?"

(Hillary, legs open fanning her crotch again with one of those battery operated plastic propeller hand held fans) "Sorry, I just sprayed some RAID up there."


...to be continued....

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Jessica Sweet was the original Britney Rears and did two movies to Hillary's one, so it would have made little difference I'm afraid.

Still, if you want to make the world a better place Da Burg, you could use some of your vast wealth to have Will Ryder and Jeff Mullen professionally 'disappeared'.

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Imagine just what was at stake at that moment in time...if she had caved in to the abject humiliation, if she did have a conscience and a shred of dignity....THERE WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A BRITNEY REARS (and subsequent sequels)! Sooo close, so close....

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Jessica Sweet was the original Britney Rears and did two movies to Hillary's one, so it would have made little difference I'm afraid.

Still, if you want to make the world a better place Da Burg, you could use some of your vast wealth to have Will Ryder and Jeff Mullen professionally 'disappeared'.

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does anyone else think that when brandon babysat hillary's neglected child, he might have been tempted to shut it's crying up by sticking his penis in the baby's mouth?

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here's one of my faves, just remember to tip her babysitter....


INGREDIENTS
* 2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast from hillary's vagina.
* 1 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 3 tablespoons white sugar
* 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
* 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 3 cups bread flour


DIRECTIONS

1. Place water, sugar, salt, oil, bread flour and yeast into pan of bread machine.
2. Bake on White Bread setting . Cool on wire racks before slicing.

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VARIATION: for Rye Bread, toss in 1 cup of sasha grey's anal warts.

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(Brandon's pager goes off, its Hailey Young wanting to know if he needs to re-shoot her '50 to 1' scene again, and if he wants to go out for drinks afterwards......

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In you, the hate strong still is.

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VARIATION: for Rye Bread, toss in 1 cup of sasha grey's anal warts.

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I'll stick to Manishevitz, thanks.

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yeah, i would imagine anal warts ain't kosher

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Will Ryder=Jeff Mullen

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Killing them both is the only way to be sure.

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she feeds her babies! yummy! [image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/download.php?Number=221486[/image]

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omg, that is so wrong

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yeasty-goodness.

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If I was her, I'd want my face obscured, too.

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yeasty-goodness.

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Wow, that kicks the nuts off of the Tory Lane pics with her scabby knees!

James, I can almost smell it through the screen.

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Personally I dont see what the big deal is. Yeast infections are very common. I see that same shit on guys dicks in pornos all the time. Guys cant get yeast, unless they have serverely weakened immune systems, me personally, Id stick my dick in that yeast infected pussy and day of the week.

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me personally, Id stick my dick in that yeast infected pussy and day of the week.

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me personally, Id stick my dick in that yeast infected pussy and day of the week.

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you'd also stick your dick in the corpse of a rotting hooker you found in a landfill looking for your dinner.

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You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to pimp out your wife like that. May I suggest you try rehab again james? You probably need to see a shrink, too.

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shot. and a miss.


cry it out, fanboy.

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Direct hit. Here we go again with that cry it out fan boy. You're still a one trick hooker like your wife, actually more like as many tricks as it takes to get a fix, but keep trying to smokescreen the fact your wife is a coked out whore. I guess that's why you're obsessed with Hillary's yeastie cunt.

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shot. and a miss.


cry it out, fanboy.

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yeasty-goodness.

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So that what's on Tyrone Biggums lips!!!

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Here we go again with that cry it out fan boy. You're still a one trick hooker like your wife,

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shot. and a miss.


cry it out, fanboy.

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shot. and a miss.


cry it out, fanboy.

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Change the name for Gods sakes.

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