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#228871 - 03/13/07 09:55 PM
Tea and Crumpets
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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This is a kind of mini-pilot that a production company we've been working with put together... If anyone is interested in seeing how weird my parents are (especially my mother) check it out: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Busstop31tv
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#228874 - 03/13/07 10:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Awww, you're so damn cute Holly. It's no wonder so many degenerates banana cream themselves over you.
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#228875 - 03/13/07 10:23 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Adorable, charming, funny and totally fuckable.
Oh, and Holly's all right too. :rimshot:
Holly, you don't sound like I thought you would. I pictured you with a high, possibly squeeky, voice. I don't know why. You sound like how I thought Cassandra would sound.
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#228879 - 03/14/07 02:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Behind-The-Scenes Gold...Thank you Holly!  It was especially cool seeing the footage of your aircraft graveyard shoot, having already seen the stills here on XPT...
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#228881 - 03/14/07 09:09 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I like how Shy Love says she was a CPA but doesn't know what it stands for.
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#228882 - 03/14/07 09:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Damn! And here I stayed up 'til midnight last night doing my 1120 and F-1120, when I coulda just retained the services of Shy "Certified Practicing Accountant" Love...
While it is likely she fucked up "public" for "practicing", if I remember correctly the controller of our Sydney office was called a certified "practicing" accountant, and she wasn't born in the US, so ... maybe.
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It seems they are "practicing" down under, at least.
Wiki entry
But, even on the 1 in a google chance she's registered in Melbourne, would you let her near your books? You'd be hopelessly unreconciled, used meth still booked as an asset and not an expense, and your journal entries would all have incurable STDs.
BTW, would a better name for this show be "TEA & STRUMPETS"???
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#228883 - 03/14/07 12:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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I like how Shy Love says she was a CPA but doesn't know what it stands for.
It easy to verify if she really does have a CPA license. Just run it against the state database. We all know what her real name is.
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#228884 - 03/14/07 01:01 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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BTW, would a better name for this show be "TEA & STRUMPETS"???
'Crumpet' is British slang for an attractive female (singular and plural...one can 'check out the crumpet' at a nightclub or beach, but not 'the crumpets'), as well as being a toasted cake often served with that most quintessentially British beverage, Tea.
Hence the title is bang on. 
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#228885 - 03/14/07 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I have said it before, Holly is the lone exception to the Fan Boy rule, since Holly only MAKES "the Pornogrpahy", she doesnt Perform, no matter how hard we urge her to do so.
It's more than that. Holly works in the porn industry, around all the "glamor" and other muck, yet seems completely un-pornified. I bet that had she not told the other folks in rehab that she shot porn they would never have even suspected it.
Two, she's cute. Ever notice that in pics from AEE and other shows that Holly is usually the only female who looks good? The other makeup disasters are usually hideous to look at, the kind you'd never take home to show mom.
Lastly, Holly has a real career and she's obviously pretty good at it. Most girls in and around porn don't even have the talent to be a good burger flip in the Real World. But it Holly has real talent in photography and filming and would do just fine away from porn as a professional photographer. She shoots porn but isn't dependent on it.
Now we just gotta keep Holly away from  - you're being a good girl, right Holly?
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#228887 - 03/14/07 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I have a thing for blondes and Holly's crushingly cute. Smart and knows her shit without any pretention- plus she knows all the good sushi places and had the chef bring out a dessert with my name on it.
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#228888 - 03/14/07 04:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
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I have a thing for blondes and Holly's crushingly cute. Smart and knows her shit without any pretention- plus she knows all the good sushi places and had the chef bring out a dessert with my name on it.
yeah, she is cute but she won't add me on myspace!
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#228891 - 03/14/07 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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#228893 - 03/14/07 06:28 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Holly has mentioned in the past that her parents are a bit strange. For Brits, they seem perfectly normal.
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#228894 - 03/14/07 06:31 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Oh, by the way Holly ... My myspace url
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#228895 - 03/14/07 08:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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I have a thing for blondes and Holly's crushingly cute. Smart and knows her shit without any pretention- plus she knows all the good sushi places and had the chef bring out a dessert with my name on it.
yeah, she is cute but she won't add me on myspace!
I won't? Sorry I must not have recognized you-- I automatically deny people I'm not familiar with... is your name Testa on your account?
BTW glad you guys liked it. 
must be nice to get sooooooooooooooo many requests you can pick and choose, lol
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#228896 - 03/14/07 08:54 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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I like how Shy Love says she was a CPA but doesn't know what it stands for.
if only teeth were brains.....
i think she wants a carrot
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