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#175525 - 06/24/06 12:07 AM Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
kate Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
Has anyone else noticed how American porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles? It's all long and flowing, with hardly any variety at all. Goes to show how conservative and dull these women are. Poor dears, their brains might crack if they used their imaginations and decided to do something different.

How about some Ziggy Stardust mullets, girls? Or a buzz-cut here and there. Belladonna had the guts to shave her head some time back, so why can't you? You're all pathetically clone-like, marching to the same hair drum.

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#175526 - 06/24/06 12:21 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Hair do's and cuts that need maintenance every few weeks do not measure up to my plain desires that leave me happy and comfortable. Fuck it if those don't like it. I have other things to deal with like you that won't go away. You're a leech. Stop suckin my blood bizatch or you might get hiv/aids!!! Man that would rain on your parade.

Bornyo... you inspired me with the leech.

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#175527 - 06/24/06 02:58 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Further evidence supporting Kate being a gay man- a thread about hair. But just so you know, my hair was perfectly straight today.
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#175528 - 06/24/06 03:12 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
fuck off and die Offline
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Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
makeup artists are usually the ones that do our hair.
so the lack of creativity is not our fault, but maybe what the director asked for or maybe the makeup artist only knows one stlye.
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#175529 - 06/24/06 05:46 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
kate Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
Well, you see, that's the problem with women. They do what others tell them to do hairstyle-wise. They allow unimaginative hairstylists and straight male directors to decide what'a "acceptable" hairstyle-wise. How about striking out with some imagination, girls? You really need to stop pleasing straight males in the way you prepare your hair. My suggestion is that many of you go out and get mullets, buzz-cuts, asymmetrical bobs etc.

Consider that the reason straight males want you to have long, flowing hair is so that they can pull on it during sex. It's essentially a form of control, and you're falling for it.

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#175530 - 06/24/06 05:57 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
having expended herself (himself) with the males on this board with the pointless argument of the so called Bisexuality of Porn...Kate now takes on the fine women of this community straight on with this jab on Hair Style.


Dont Feed the Kate Troll (unless it is Monkey)
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#175531 - 06/24/06 11:54 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
I'm convinced you are an ugly, hairy Man Beast kate... Do you have that huge black Kong dildo in your ass as we speak? There's no other explanation for these meaningless posts.
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#175532 - 06/25/06 01:43 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Kate seems symptomatic of modern day feminism. She doesn't want men to be masculine. (She wants them to watch other men fuck eachother.) She also doesn't want women to be feminine. (By adopting bizarre hairstyles beyond the traditional long flowing female head of hair.) She has taken the feminist psychosis that there exist no difference between the sexes to heart.

Kate's posts also show she has no understanding of free market capitalism. If she was smart enough to understand that porn is a business and it can only profit and exist by showing people what they want, she'd understand why faggotry and bull dyke hairstyles have no place in mainstream heterosexual porn.

Kate! When are you going to post about how we need federal legislation to force men to pee sitting down?

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#175533 - 06/25/06 01:43 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Has anyone else noticed how American porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles? It's all long and flowing, with hardly any variety at all. Goes to show how conservative and dull these women are. Poor dears, their brains might crack if they used their imaginations and decided to do something different.

How about some Ziggy Stardust mullets, girls? Or a buzz-cut here and there. Belladonna had the guts to shave her head some time back, so why can't you? You're all pathetically clone-like, marching to the same hair drum.




This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "Mr.Kate". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson.

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#175534 - 06/25/06 03:32 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


Kate! When are you going to post about how we need federal legislation to force men to pee sitting down?



I don't care who you are...that shit's funny right there!
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#175535 - 06/25/06 10:13 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Consider that the reason straight males want you to have long, flowing hair is so that they can pull on it during sex. It's essentially a form of control, and you're falling for it.



I'm really at odds with myself here. For the first time I agree with kate/Brandon. I love taking control of a woman in bed. Pull her hair, smack her ass, let her know who's in charge.... I'm not really sure where I'm going with this post, but I need to smack Gia's ass.
(Gia)-><-(me + pulling hair)
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#175536 - 06/25/06 10:15 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Bad_Bad Offline
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I too think Gia has a very spankable pooper, I also like Christie Lee's pooper and would like to spank her.

Gen's got a spanky heiny too.
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#175537 - 06/26/06 09:36 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Morbs Offline
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Registered: 06/07/06
Posts: 93
Actually Porn stars are doing their hair like non porn girls...or is the other way around? What with the streaks and under cuts/dye etc.


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#175538 - 06/27/06 12:03 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Further evidence supporting Kate being a gay man- a thread about hair. But just so you know, my hair was perfectly straight today.




Is your hair naturally straight? I really like your blonde streak ala Rogue in X Men

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#175539 - 06/27/06 12:08 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
I'm almost certain Kate is a gimmick designed to get under peoples skin.
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#175540 - 06/27/06 07:25 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
For fuck sakes - STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS
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#175541 - 06/27/06 08:00 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

For fuck sakes - STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS




Can't we just stick to the classics like "You're mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach, people with Save The Whales T-Shirts try to push her out into the ocean."
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#175542 - 06/27/06 08:37 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I'm almost certain Kate is a gimmick designed to get under peoples skin.




Bingo,its Monkey.
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#175543 - 06/29/06 08:07 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
I have recently compared the IP addresses of Monkey and Kate and they are not the same, although I do believe Kate to be someone's alter ego.. but anything is possible..

Tony
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#175544 - 06/30/06 04:09 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
kate Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
We all know how women toil night and day to adjust their appearance for the purpose of pleasing heterosexual men. Whether it's the compulsion to have long, flowing hair or whether it's the need to paint one's face with all sorts of rouges and lipsticks, it's clearly a case of "I want to make you happy". And these women call themselves liberated? What a joke! Ladies, you'll never be liberated so long as you remain slaves to the notion that you must have long, flowing hair to please hetero men.

If you really want to be rebels, go get buzz-cuts with little tails along the length of the back. It'll shock the straight porn directors, and turn the industry on its head.

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#175545 - 06/30/06 04:24 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Monstar Offline
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#175546 - 06/30/06 04:26 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Hi Kate,

Me again.

I just wanted to say that is perhaps the stupidest post you've crafted yet. I salute your effort to bring down the overall intelligence of this forum by posting such idiocy, but be warned, I don't think you've even gotten close to the depths of stupidity that this forum can sink too.

I think we're suppose to trade insults again, so I'm going to take a moment and call you an ignoramous.

I can't wait to see what you call me in reply.

Ooops, I appear to have angered and annoyed more forum denziens by replying yet again to one of your thread.

It's bad for my "Cred" and I can't be one of the guys without the right "Cred."

You know, I'm starting to think that some people don't like me on this forum.

Well please hurry and post a reply, so I can reply to that and we can continue the cycle which seems to cause so many people so much discomfort.

You know if we keep it up, they may whine to the administrators and have us banned.

I almost got banned the other day, I was cutting and pasting the lyrics from Buffalo Springfield's "What It's Worth" into all the threads below yours to drive your threads off page one.

Yet people feel the need to read your posts and my posts and get angry about it and they turn around a post insults.

No one is standing behind me forcing me to read these posts, and since I've learned that I'm annoying people, it encourages me to continue.

Please reply soon.
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#175547 - 06/30/06 06:03 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I wanna mutilate you Katey-did.

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#175548 - 06/30/06 06:17 PM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

I wanna mutilate you Katey-did.




Gen,

Go do your hair to please me.

Thank you very much.
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#175549 - 07/03/06 08:52 AM Re: Porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I have recently compared the IP addresses of Monkey and Kate and they are not the same, although I do believe Kate to be someone's alter ego.. but anything is possible..

Tony





Tony stop covering for him.You know Kate is Monkey.
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