Alright, people. Listen up!
The past few days on this board there's been so much talk about cock, I feel like I'm on a Falcon shoot. Between the multiple threads about dick size, guys posting pics of their wieners, and Brandon's 'I Love Dick' avatar (even though he's joking), I've just about had it. Look, I like dick as much as the next nasty fuckwhore but it's just getting more homo erotic up in here than a glory hole in the Castro District at 1:45am. Don't get me wrong, gay guys rock and always keep my make-up tray stocked with Nars, but I don't wanna see this board fall by the wayside. It's bad enough that we can barely attract female posters, which is totally understood since xpt doesn't come with a disclaimer reading 'not for the faint-hearted and just because you fuck and suck on film doesn't make you exempt from ridicule so speak up if anything's been misrepresented and the hazing will cease.' So, let's not turn our guys away.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K