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#18086 - 03/10/04 12:37 PM celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Most of the real attractive porn stars originally came to LA to do either mainstream movies or modelling but found they were getting knocked back from both, low on cash they slowly work there way into porn. This might be 100% wrong but for the point of this question i am just going to say it's right. I question which celebrities would've been a porn star had they not of made it. Here is a short list.

1. tara reid (this is a given)

2. ashley judd (had she of not come from money and a semi famous name)

3. pamela anderson (she was heading in that direction)

4. angelina jolie (had she of not being that guy's daughter she would be buttwoman by now, mark my words)


5. william hung (one can only hope)



Did i miss anyone.
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#18087 - 03/10/04 01:29 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
carmen electra

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#18088 - 03/10/04 01:40 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Jenna Jameson.

She´s a celebrity, that´s for sure, but I NEVER saw her fucking for real in any of her movies.

So there.

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#18089 - 03/10/04 02:15 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
shes gonna be on the adt chat tonight

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#18090 - 03/10/04 04:18 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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How did i forget carmen electra. Great call. Jenna jameson is alright, i mean she is like a sexual demon compared to a lot of vivid girls around the mid to late 90's. (devon, jenteal, chasey lain, etc).
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#18091 - 03/10/04 05:51 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
keiko Offline
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Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 122
Loc: the valley
mmmmm... angelina.... those lips were meant to suck dick! and i would kill to see her do anal.

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#18092 - 03/10/04 07:18 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
I can see her using a strap-on. She has that mentality.

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#18093 - 03/11/04 10:56 AM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
I was gonna say smelly monkey, but he's the actual star of that Quasarman video. check the box...

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#18094 - 03/11/04 10:58 AM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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I was gonna say smelly monkey, but he's the actual star of that Quasarman video. check the box...




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#18095 - 03/11/04 08:45 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Asia Argento would make a nice and dirty Belladonna-type porn starlet,for I could picture Dario's girl doing the likes of anal,vaginal,oral,foot fetish,toe sucking,tickling,bondage,and fellatio,and every other act in the poon book.
I also heard that she admittingly watches quite a bit of poon,which makes her a pretty damn cool chick.

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#18096 - 03/11/04 08:48 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I think had drew barrymore not of come from a famous name she would've for sure, like dana plato. I would like to see oprah fuck, it would be very strange and oddly attractive to watch. I bet she is a monster freak, i bet oprah could fit both her fists in her ass at the same time. You go girl.
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#18097 - 03/11/04 08:51 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Red Light Misfit Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
Dana Plato did porn? I thought she just posed?

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#18098 - 03/11/04 08:57 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Dana Plato did porn? I thought she just posed?





No, i think she did a home video with her boyfriend who then sold the rights to it. Well thats according to my bible, my passion of the christ (e true hollywood stories)
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#18099 - 03/11/04 10:25 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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Asia Argento would make a nice and dirty Belladonna-type porn starlet,for I could picture Dario's girl doing the likes of anal,vaginal,oral,foot fetish,toe sucking,tickling,bondage,and fellatio,and every other act in the poon book.
I also heard that she admittingly watches quite a bit of poon,which makes her a pretty damn cool chick.




mmmmm.... asia....

she has done some things that were pretty close, in scarlet woman all the sex scenes were real.
and damn she is hot in Phantom.
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#18100 - 03/12/04 09:07 AM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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Dana Plato did porn? I thought she just posed?



I think she did some softcore stuff,like late-night Cinemax type of crap.
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#18101 - 03/12/04 09:39 AM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Rob,have you seen Asia in "B. Monkey",for she's completely naked throughout half of the movie,and even tries her mightiest to drag Rupert Everett out of the closet and convert him into straightness.
Damn,do I envy Richard Harris' son Jared(who gets to bone her on-screen:that lucky bastard!!!!)

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#18102 - 03/12/04 11:02 AM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
yes.... yes i have. been a fan of Asia for a long time.... mostly cause i was raised on Dario Argento and Fulci movies growing up. (and people wonder why im so fucked!)
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#18103 - 03/12/04 03:28 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Quote:

I was gonna say smelly monkey, but he's the actual star of that Quasarman video. check the box...




When you people are going to learn how to edit and re-link?


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#18104 - 03/12/04 04:25 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
whenever you hold a goddamn seminar on it... showoff but who fucking cares?

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#18105 - 03/12/04 04:45 PM Re: celebrities that would've been porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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There isn't a chance that lurid is over the age of 18. This board is filled with people who are immature but lurids humor is that expected of a 12 year old child. I am not saying this in an attempt to start a argument with him because he makes sammura look like stephen hawkins in terms of intelligence and i'm not going to waste my time battering around a retard. If i was to take a ball park guess of his age i would say 12-15. Mods take note.
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