Found this on Luke Ford today and had to find out if anybody knew what is meant by 'slicing pickles'

Jeff Mike, owner of JM Productions, is seeking a new line of work. Everytime I call him after hours, he's too busy to answer the phone cause he's 'slicing pickles'. Now, I'm not sure about you but this did seem like odd behavior from the man behind Bukkake and Gag Factor. I asked him today why he enjoys 'slicing pickles' so much. He had no comment other than telling me how relaxing and mind bending his 'pickle slicing' methodology has become. Apparently, he gets one large pickle and utilizing his pocket knife, he starts chopping the pickle really thin. Super thin, in fact. To the point that when it is eaten with the hamburger, it literally melts in your mouth like butter. "I remove the crunch factor", Jeff told me. "I love pickles, I just don't like the crunch."

Is Jeff cooking or participating in some wierd sex ritual?

This reminds me of the slicing of the garlic by, I think Pauly, in Goodfellas. Does Jeff Mike also use a razor blade?

Malice