Alright, so I'm new here. I have to say this site is a welcome departure from where I used to post on Adultdvdtalk.com. For one reason, it's because, get this, you CANNOT really cuss or talk dirty. I tried to explain to the moderator that, you know, you do for a living watch people fuck all day, but he was having none of that. Second, I like making fun of porn stars. I do all the time. Does that mean that I maliciously hate them? Of course not. So, fair warning. If you have a creamy white box that Veronique Vega won't go down on (google that at your own risk), I'm going to make fun of you for the Vagisil taco. If you have a funky looking soul pole or if your spunk looks like it tastes like an old man's hairy nutsack, I'm going to make fun of you. Do I envy you male porn stars for getting to have basically the time of your lives with everyone's fantasy girls? Sure. I'm a jealous motherfucker in that regard. Does it mean I really hate you? Of course not, I haven't met you. But, I'm still going to cuss you out.

That said, thanks for making this site entertaining and I just wanted to let you all know that I'm looking forward to having a sore forearm with all of you perverts.

MB