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#607169 - 03/04/14 07:39 PM Jackin' To The Hipster Porn
Uncle Joe Offline
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I've got this sweet $12.00/month subscription deal to ATK Hairy, and for the past couple of years they have been increasingly using more-n'-more hipster models. Personally I don't like hipsters with all their trends, beliefs and actions but I do like to bust a nut to some hipster girl finger-diddlin' her hairy asshole.



Some contributing photogs even seem to specialize in hipster-looking models.


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#607173 - 03/04/14 08:55 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#607179 - 03/05/14 12:02 AM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just kill yourself. Please. I'm begging you.
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#607198 - 03/05/14 03:49 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ew. That turns you on? It's like looking at men with some lady parts. Doesn't do anything for me AT ALLLLLLLLllllll. It makes me think they smell like that public hair, oily skin, sweat smell. Unless you have a super clean diet, IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH!

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#607199 - 03/05/14 04:05 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
turningblue Offline
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Jessi Palmer is a hipster?
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#607203 - 03/05/14 05:16 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Ew. That turns you on? It's like looking at men with some lady parts. Doesn't do anything for me AT ALLLLLLLLllllll. It makes me think they smell like that public hair, oily skin, sweat smell. Unless you have a super clean diet, IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH!

I like to jack to the anals and butts and that hipsters seems to be the trend on ATK. Sometimes I just need to squeeze one out and just move on. According to their profiles, 90% of them seems to be vegetarian/vegan while other 10% seems to like hot dogs with beets. ATK had some sets with you that they moved to the Classic site [its where they dump their old sets from 6+ years ago], but you didn't even stuck a finger up yer' butt so I did not jacked or downloaded the sets.

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#607210 - 03/05/14 05:45 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Ew. That turns you on? It's like looking at men with some lady parts. Doesn't do anything for me AT ALLLLLLLLllllll. It makes me think they smell like that public hair, oily skin, sweat smell. Unless you have a super clean diet, IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH!
Where the hell have you been. Jackin' to men with some lady parts has been Panzer's MO for over a decade now. You didn't see the photos he posted he posted shaving a tranny asshole?
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#607211 - 03/05/14 06:10 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Ew. That turns you on? It's like looking at men with some lady parts. Doesn't do anything for me AT ALLLLLLLLllllll. It makes me think they smell like that public hair, oily skin, sweat smell. Unless you have a super clean diet, IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH!

I like to jack to the anals and butts and that hipsters seems to be the trend on ATK. Sometimes I just need to squeeze one out and just move on. According to their profiles, 90% of them seems to be vegetarian/vegan while other 10% seems to like hot dogs with beets. ATK had some sets with you that they moved to the Classic site [its where they dump their old sets from 6+ years ago], but you didn't even stuck a finger up yer' butt so I did not jacked or downloaded the sets.


Did Gen's butthole have the hairies? PIX?
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#607215 - 03/05/14 07:14 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Tranzer, yet mother has a hairy quim that reeks because of that decades-long yeast infection. Probably explains why you came out of her cunt so stupid.

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#607216 - 03/05/14 07:17 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Shouldn't Panzer be a neighbor on GIRLS?

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#607217 - 03/05/14 07:18 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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He looks like the lead on that show. Or rather she looks like him.
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#607226 - 03/05/14 08:34 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: JasonH]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: JasonH
Where the hell have you been. Jackin' to men with some lady parts has been Panzer's MO for over a decade now. You didn't see the photos he posted he posted shaving a tranny asshole?


I've been back on the board (hardly what you call it) a fraction of the time that I took a hiatus for med school. So I'm definitely not in the loop of it all anymore. Sue me.

You would think these girls bodies would look a lot better if they're vegetarian or vegas.

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#607227 - 03/05/14 08:42 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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It was Klaus from LadyboysFuckedBareback.com who shaved the tranny asshole. #Wasn'tMe

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#607231 - 03/05/14 09:00 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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That is one of you internet holdings, isn't it...Klaus?

More importantly, was Gen's butthole hairy in the ATK shoot? Do you have a pic of her hairy butthole to share?
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#607233 - 03/05/14 09:03 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is one of you internet holdings, isn't it...Klaus?

More importantly, was Gen's butthole hairy in the ATK shoot? Do you have a pic of her hairy butthole to share?

My hand is bigger and hairier that the Klau's guy's.

I don't have a pic but the anus was tight-looking and almost hairless, with couple of ginger strays around it. The sets were boring. I don't have access to ATK Classics but I will try to dig something up. It was from the era where XXX sites advertised themselves on the panties, tshirts and tanktops.

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#607236 - 03/05/14 10:14 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
Willie D Offline

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Tranzer, if we gave you lessons on how to jump off a bridge and kill yourself, would you listen?

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#607238 - 03/05/14 10:45 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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God no. It'd be another Exxon Valdez oil spill.

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#607253 - 03/06/14 06:36 AM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The only time I ever turned down pussy was with a hipster girl. Gen is correct about the smell. When the panties came down....woof!

I knew her fairly well, so I just told her that sometimes being ironic can go a little too far, and that hygiene should trump all. I mean, this girl was from a super rich family. She should know that.

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#607281 - 03/06/14 06:27 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I have some of my ATK stuff on my website and there's no hairy butthole :-P

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#607289 - 03/06/14 10:35 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
I have some of my ATK stuff on my website and there's no hairy butthole :-P

I remember there was some ginger stuff around the butthole, especially in the green/white cheerleader uniform set.

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#607290 - 03/06/14 10:37 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: bogardus]
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Originally Posted By: bogardus
The only time I ever turned down pussy was with a hipster girl. Gen is correct about the smell. When the panties came down....woof!

I knew her fairly well, so I just told her that sometimes being ironic can go a little too far, and that hygiene should trump all. I mean, this girl was from a super rich family. She should know that.


Fix the World Week: An Open Letter to Rich Hipsters Who Smell Fucking Awful

http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/...-fucking-awful/

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#607291 - 03/06/14 10:52 PM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Less than a week ago I came to one of my friend's [I have not stayed in touch with him since the new Superman movie was in theaters] apartment to help him fix new curtain rods and he said that I look like a hipster. I'm not a hipster - I'm just a greedy jew. I only have 3x short sleeve shirts that I bought over 2 years ago and 8x pairs of exactly the same pants.

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#607294 - 03/07/14 03:19 AM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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You do have 800 pairs of underwear though. Granted it only fits shemales, not he-whales.
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#607298 - 03/07/14 06:23 AM Re: Jackin' To The Hipster Porn [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Bootysexual
Originally Posted By: bogardus
The only time I ever turned down pussy was with a hipster girl. Gen is correct about the smell. When the panties came down....woof!

I knew her fairly well, so I just told her that sometimes being ironic can go a little too far, and that hygiene should trump all. I mean, this girl was from a super rich family. She should know that.


Fix the World Week: An Open Letter to Rich Hipsters Who Smell Fucking Awful

http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/...-fucking-awful/


That's excellent! Thank you, my Hasidic friend.

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