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#480729 - 03/09/10 07:58 PM Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
daloresdollor Offline
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Registered: 01/11/10
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Is there anyone in the industry that can actually sing? I wonder who will do the book/score for this one? Since they have zero shot at getting any kind of music/song approval from Jim Jacobs or the Warren Casey estate (who did the musical), or the Gibb brothers (wrote some of the songs for the film) I wonder how they will work around this one? Legally they can't even parody the songs because of copyright issues. The concept is amusing but I don't know about the actual end product.

Some of the other parodies were easy to do as far as concepts and jokes go, but isn't a porn musical a little too ambitious and stretching things too thin?

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#480730 - 03/09/10 08:00 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Ohhh I can't wait to see who they cast as Cha Cha DiGregorio.
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#480731 - 03/09/10 08:03 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
i have this dream where Steve Hirsch is driving down the boulevard in his 120K Porsche, sporting his $400 sunglasses, talking to someone on the blackbery and acting like he is the king of the world. some haters pull up beside him and fill his car and skull with about 35 rounds from a high powered fully automatic assault rifle. I always wake up before i find out what happens next.

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#480732 - 03/09/10 08:57 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Quote:

Is there anyone in the industry that can actually sing? I wonder who will do the book/score for this one? Since they have zero shot at getting any kind of music/song approval from Jim Jacobs or the Warren Casey estate (who did the musical), or the Gibb brothers (wrote some of the songs for the film) I wonder how they will work around this one? Legally they can't even parody the songs because of copyright issues. The concept is amusing but I don't know about the actual end product.

Some of the other parodies were easy to do as far as concepts and jokes go, but isn't a porn musical a too ambitious and stretching things a little too thin?




Genesis Skye can sing amazingly!
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#480733 - 03/09/10 09:21 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
TonyBaloney Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
Quote:

Ohhh I can't wait to see who they cast as Cha Cha DiGregorio.




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#480734 - 03/09/10 11:45 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Lexi Belle for Olivia Newton John
Kristina Rose for Stockard Channing
Joanna Angel for Dinah Manoff
Nicole Ray for Didi Conn


It's a porn parody. I don't think anyone is going to expect the cast to sing. Will they even be able to pull off the dancing or broadway style blocking?
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#480735 - 03/10/10 06:18 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Nicki Hunter sings up a storm in Gag Factor 14, before Rick Masters shoves his dick down her throat. Really, she can sing.
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#480736 - 03/10/10 06:22 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
††† Offline
Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Quote:

Genesis Skye can sing amazingly!




Genesis Skye did a good Gag Factor (16).

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#480737 - 03/10/10 06:54 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
charin Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Genesis Skye can sing amazingly!




Genesis Skye did a good Gag Factor (16).




Already noted, watch Commander.

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#480738 - 03/10/10 09:13 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
i wish I could sing...between this and the porn Glee parody I'm dying over here! Why do i have to be tone deaf??? I could play the hell out of Rizzo...have always wanted to play that part. DAMN DAMN DAMN
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#480739 - 03/10/10 01:27 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
You mean they're not going to wait until Brian Surewood is available to do the drag racing scene?
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#480740 - 03/10/10 08:09 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

i wish I could sing...between this and the porn Glee parody I'm dying over here! Why do i have to be tone deaf??? I could play the hell out of Rizzo...have always wanted to play that part. DAMN DAMN DAMN





In need of a guapo response, stat.
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#480741 - 03/10/10 11:43 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical.
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
another must miss.

are these pieces of fucking excrement selling in an alternate universe?

why do they keep getting made?


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#537567 - 12/20/11 05:03 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Dasha Love Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/17/11
Posts: 3
always trying to seal somebody song and violate copyright laws for songwriters.

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#537575 - 12/20/11 05:26 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Who stole from and violated Seal ? Im incensed !
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#537580 - 12/20/11 05:54 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Who could actually jerk off to the shit Vivid rolls out? Vivid shit is just what you use to get your girlfriend to start watching porn before you show her what you really like.
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#537583 - 12/20/11 05:59 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
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^^^"But, Babe, they've got storylines..."

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#537603 - 12/20/11 07:23 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
vivid = Playboy
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#537629 - 12/21/11 05:14 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
fartz Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Fiend hit the nose on the goddamn head. I've never sold a Vivid/Wicked movie to a guy that wasn't with his wife, or wasn't by himself and running down a huge list of things that his wife doesn't like.

I love watching the stars fall out of their goddamn eyes when I explain to them that facials are a sub-standard of porn these days, and it's just something that his hypocrite wife is going to have to deal with.

"What? She doesn't want to see facials, anal, spitting, slapping, or any guy that's not Evan Stone? Well.....there's always Andrew Blake, I guess."


Edited by fartz (12/21/11 05:16 AM)

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#537641 - 12/21/11 07:50 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I have a flying car for the end scene, if needed.

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#537696 - 12/21/11 03:40 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
They used to call it "couples" porn. Lame then, lame now. But the fact is that Vivid makes a ton of coin. They must be doing something right.
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#537706 - 12/21/11 04:23 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
They used to call it "couples" porn. Lame then, lame now. But the fact is that Vivid makes a ton of coin. They must be doing something right.


More like guys buying 2 or 3 vivid titles so he can slip in a gag factor without pissing off his wife. He gets caught he can say it was an accident or blame the mouth breather behind the register for giving him the wrong movie.
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#537724 - 12/21/11 07:15 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
"I don't know how Honey, I Think I Just Ass Spelunked the Neighbor 6 got into the bag".
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#537749 - 12/22/11 04:24 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
fartz Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
I breathe through my nose, thank you.

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#537759 - 12/22/11 07:21 AM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Gives you a better appreciation for your screen name ???
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#537794 - 12/22/11 04:59 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
For his profession, obviously. The whole gonzo here, feature porn there issue is mostly boring. There's shit to be found in both avenues. It's getting tiresome to read all the stereotypes about men, women and the undecided almost everywhere and therefore here, too. If chicks dig porn for real, they might reach a point where all the pretentious little princess aura often found in the hotter, aware pussy owners fades away because all they want is to get off. Dennis Rodman mentioned as much on Howard Stern. Maybe he knows.

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#537807 - 12/22/11 07:35 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Princess 24/7 leads to a lonely life for a broad.
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#537824 - 12/22/11 08:46 PM Re: Vivid is casting for their Grease XXX musical. [Re: daloresdollor]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The hot ones might be able to get feedback by some half-sub. For the all-around highness befitting a princess. When they want something more than just getting fucked. Admiration at home. Although, indeed, being hot all alone without anyone to tell them so makes the princesses sad creatures. Most of them'll never genuinely be taken seriously. Look at Olivia Wilde. Yeah, not gonna happen.






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