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#502130 - 01/07/11 09:53 PM Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	kinda funny Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39 PM From: "Nate Glass" <nate@takedownpiracy.com> To: "Jeff @ JM" <jeff@jmvideo.net>, "Tony @ JM" <tony@jmvideo.net>, "Brandon Iron" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> guy was a pirate, but i found a comment on a Gag Factor movie, the guy says "if you like this movie, go call your mother and tell her she was a bad parent" for a lowlife freeloader asshole, it was kinda funny. -- Nate Glass Authorized DMCA Agent Email: nate@takedownpiracy.com _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#502131 - 01/07/11 10:11 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	"Authorized DMCA Agent", that's comedy. reminds me of swami's famous "call me for work" tagline. his free wordpress page screams all manner of professional. don't give that clown a fucking dime.
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#502132 - 01/09/11 08:39 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: his free wordpress page screams all manner of professional. don't give that clown a fucking dime. heh mark lets start our own business based on his model. i'll upload vids for 3 hrs a day and you can send out notices for maybe 2 hrs a day. we'll enjoy incredible efficiency and results operating in our self perpetuated market place. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#502133 - 01/09/11 04:44 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	_________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502134 - 01/09/11 11:52 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Thankfully I don't work to please the keyboard warriors of XPT. Allow me to show a few of you shittalkers the error of your thinking. 1. I actually am an authorized DMCA agent. You know how I got that title? A copyright holder aurhorized me. Pretty simple eh? I know you want to portray it like I'm giving myself some self-important title but it actually is what is required by the DMCA law. Nice try though. 2. If my business model was as one of you described then I've been a very busy guy since I would have had to have uploaded over 1.4 million copyright infringements that I subsequently then DMCA'd. I've got a high workrate but even I have limits. 3. If this was all some 'scam' I've cooked up then I am REALLY undercharging. What none of you will care to ask is what figure copyright holders pay for my service. So I'll divulge this figure to you : $250/mth. Wow right what a stupidly low figure. As I met with several of my clients this week in Vegas, one of the recurring themes was they wanted me to charge MORE so that I could expand the service. Also know that other upstart anti-piracy services charge anywhere from 4 to 8 times as much as myself. My low rate also works to keep actual scammers away since they can't/won't compete with my rate. 4. I have been outspoken against end-user litigation that I'm sure many of you would eviscerate anyone who supports that tactic. I realize that there is no winning with most of you, but I have encouraged my clients to not use this tactic though that's ultimately up to them. I found myself in a wonderful conversation with a leader of the EFF today, a group I don't always agree with but we see almost eye-to-eye on this issue. 5. My reputation in this business speaks for itself. Over 13 years of service where I've been jailed 11 times, worked as a buyer for one of the most respected retail chains, worked as an advocate for good business practices in retail both for ethics and fairness to the consumers. Now I work, tirelessly I should add, to offer an inexpensive service to the copyright holders who produce the movies you all know and love. If you want to take potshots at me, by all means, have fun. Just know that I've always worked to help the studios you all love so that they can continue to make movies for the fans like you that I've never taken for granted. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502135 - 01/10/11 12:17 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Oh and regarding my website. My time is my client's money. So I'd rather spend my time doing what my clients are actually paying me for. Since all my clients come to me via referral or word-of-mouth I do not require a slick website. Anyone that wants to build me a fancy website, feel free to contact me. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502136 - 01/10/11 05:41 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: 1. I actually am an authorized DMCA agent. You know how I got that title? A copyright holder aurhorized me. Just WOW! He Lou, you want to be the authorized DMCA agent for a few of my products? PM me! Quote: 5. My reputation in this business speaks for itself. Over 13 years of service where I've been jailed 11 times, I know sailors who have fared better. Quote: Now I work, tirelessly I should add, to offer an inexpensive service to the copyright holders who produce the movies you all know and love. If you still have time to post here, you're obviously not working hard enough. Come on, Nate, I see room for improvement. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502137 - 01/10/11 05:47 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: 5. My reputation in this business speaks for itself. Over 13 years of service where I've been jailed 11 times, Only in porn is that a measure of success. Wow. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#502138 - 01/10/11 06:27 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Quote: Quote: 5. My reputation in this business speaks for itself. Over 13 years of service where I've been jailed 11 times, Only in porn is that a measure of success. Wow. Well Gia I don't believe I listed it as a success but had I, your point would be valid. Allow me to explain why I even mentioned it. I wasn't jailed for selling meth or writing bad checks, I was jailed as a porn clerk in Dallas for simply working for a completely legal store withun a right-wing political city. To appease the anti-porn zealots the vice squad would harrass clerks like me. My charges were 'Pandering Obscenity' and have followed me and my family throughout my life, certainly not something I list as a success, but more of a 'paid my dues' thing. In the anti-piracy market right now there are many unknown entities from outside our industry that have been exposed as frauds who were aiming to bilk studios out of large sums of money. I'm currently laid up in a vegas hotel room with the Vegas sickness that everyone seems to acquire during AEE, and I just have my iPhone which isn't really easy to post to XPT with. I have a few last things I'd like to make known before getting back to the grind so I'll post more later. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502139 - 01/10/11 06:31 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: 1. I actually am an authorized DMCA agent. You know how I got that title? A copyright holder aurhorized me. Just WOW! He Lou, you want to be the authorized DMCA agent for a few of my products? PM me! sure, that would appear to be the ONE major hurdle i'd need to clear in order to compete with nate. now i just need to see if i get can that sasha gray comp off of chuck at a discount price and we're in business. i've decided we're going to work proactively and send out the notices BEFORE the upload and reduce workload by %50. you taken notes nate? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#502140 - 01/10/11 07:31 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Dr. Wallbanger Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/20/10 Posts: 72 Loc: Between a brick and a hard pla...	Quote: Vegas sickness that everyone seems to acquire during AEE Something borne by the great unwashed hordes? Keep those Kwiq Wipes handy!
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#502141 - 01/10/11 07:35 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Dr. Wallbanger Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/20/10 Posts: 72 Loc: Between a brick and a hard pla...	DMCA agent status for all! "I hold the copyright to the words of this sentence and hereby authorize any reading it to be my agents in enforcing DMCA copyright infringement on it, for a fee of 10% of all royalties reclaimed from use of this sentence."
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#502142 - 01/10/11 07:43 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Does he have a website link or only a email address ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#502143 - 01/10/11 08:00 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: I was jailed as a porn clerk in Dallas for simply working for a completely legal store withun a right-wing political city. After arrest #1, I'd quit and leave my porn clerk days alone for fear I'd be arrested again. But that's just me...kill me for being so impatient as to not give such a stellar career opportunity another chance by arrest #8. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#502144 - 01/10/11 08:26 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Does he have a website link or only a email address ? make sure you're sitting down for this one bdm...it's pretty spectacular. http://takedownpiracy.com/ _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#502145 - 01/10/11 09:18 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Lou, in order to divide and conquer as much of the market (US and EU) as possible, I think it's wise to form some sort of trust or cartel. Think IG Farben. We could offer services for an incredible USD 249/month. (And I see room for a further decrease.) What do you think? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502146 - 01/10/11 09:21 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	On the one hand, yawn. On the other, this clown is pretty insufferable. The sense of porn store clerk pomposity ranks right up there with Desi and Monica. "Look at me...look at me...I'm a porno person". I'm waiting for the night janitor at Vivid to start posting about how he's the backbone of the business. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#502147 - 01/10/11 09:26 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	@ night janitor. What is the 'porn store clerk' rank on the VIPP-list? Above or below Knox, Banderas, Mr. Irons? VIPP = Very Infected Porn People _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502148 - 01/10/11 09:32 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	lolz at freestylah. maybe 'porn martyr' should be a new post count title. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#502149 - 01/10/11 09:53 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Dr. Wallbanger Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/20/10 Posts: 72 Loc: Between a brick and a hard pla...	Having done time in the the DMCA response side of this equation, Google et.al. doesn't have much vested interest in quick responses. If the DMCA agents had a way of tipping out to the DMCA enforcers in the ISP and hosting worlds, that would go a long way toward "solving the problem". Even micro-payments add up when there are millions of offenders. Mostly its all stick and no carrot until the ISPs find a way to be the paid agents. Not really a hard problem to solve after that. One way of paying them would be to simply be a fully owned subsidiary. On paper that raises their revenue, improves their stock price metrics (price to sales, etc) and so the execs and vested employees get better stock rewards. The DMCA agent gets more credibility, better tools, and more cooperation. The porn makers get more $$ from paying customers. Everyone wins but the pirate.
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#502150 - 01/10/11 10:38 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Oh god am I hung over, but thats beside the point. Anyway you idiots are fucking with the wrong guy. Nate is one of the good guys. Now I need to go lay down. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#502151 - 01/10/11 11:56 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Quote: Just WOW! He Lou, you want to be the authorized DMCA agent for a few of my products? PM me! Well you're well on your way. Glad I could help you out. Quote: I know sailors who have fared better. I hope they went gentle on you. Quote: you still have time to post here, you're obviously not working hard enough. Come on, Nate, I see room for improvement. Well since you aren't a client of mine, I feel no need to meet your requirements for improvement. However, I see room for improvement as well. I normally wouldn't be posting on XPT because I know the deal here and realize that there is nothing to gain by me posting. However, as I was pretty much immobilized in a hotel room in Vegas with the most basic of cable, I had some time to kill. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502152 - 01/10/11 11:59 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Quote: After arrest #1, I'd quit and leave my porn clerk days alone for fear I'd be arrested again. But that's just me...kill me for being so impatient as to not give such a stellar career opportunity another chance by arrest #8. How many STD's did you have to contract before you gave up porn? Did you quit after the first one? You'll forgive me if I don't take career criticism from someone whose image is immortalized in the $5 DVD bin at your local truck stop porn shop. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502153 - 01/10/11 12:02 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Quote: On the one hand, yawn. On the other, this clown is pretty insufferable. The sense of porn store clerk pomposity ranks right up there with Desi and Monica. "Look at me...look at me...I'm a porno person". I'm waiting for the night janitor at Vivid to start posting about how he's the backbone of the business. Can't believe I'm going to actually give the opinion of "Barry The Pirate" the time of day, but what the hell. I am not a porn store clerk. That is where I started in this business over a decade ago. Maybe if you took the time to read my post you'd have realized that. I guess you were too busy growing your beard out so you could solicit work as pedo-Santa at the local flea market. Good luck with your career Barry. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502154 - 01/10/11 12:15 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Nate, it's best to ignore these knuckleheads now, I think their misunderstanding of Jeff's post speaks for itself. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#502155 - 01/10/11 12:31 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Jerkules Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/09 Posts: 12903 Loc: 3 feet high and rising	Arrested 11 times to keep his right to mop come out of jack off booths and sell dildos. Probably for the same reasons you are arguing with these guys. You have clients that value and pay for your service, be happy with that. _________________________ Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#502156 - 01/10/11 01:50 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Dr. Wallbanger Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/20/10 Posts: 72 Loc: Between a brick and a hard pla...	The OP was funny... Now move along, nothing to see here folks...
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#502157 - 01/10/11 02:52 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Quote: Quote: On the one hand, yawn. On the other, this clown is pretty insufferable. The sense of porn store clerk pomposity ranks right up there with Desi and Monica. "Look at me...look at me...I'm a porno person". I'm waiting for the night janitor at Vivid to start posting about how he's the backbone of the business. Can't believe I'm going to actually give the opinion of "Barry The Pirate" the time of day, but what the hell. I am not a porn store clerk. That is where I started in this business over a decade ago. Maybe if you took the time to read my post you'd have realized that. I guess you were too busy growing your beard out so you could solicit work as pedo-Santa at the local flea market. Good luck with your career Barry. I believe you did. As a matter of fact, I knew you would. And I know you'll continue to respond. You're getting some attention. You said earlier you don't care what us knuckledraggers think of you, but you're responding. No different than Desi or Monica. Porn Martyr sounds right. I read your post. You were a counter jockey in a fuckbook store. Now you're at the bottom of the totem pole as an anti- piracy secret agent man. As far as prestige goes, you've moved from blowbang towel- off guy to...well, dp towel- off guy. But hey, every voyage begins with a single step. Or wipe in your case. You're right. In the last 2 days since your first defense (if you can call it that) I've been growing my beard. Hilarious stuff. So to top it off, you're a stupid man's Coke Stevenson. So feel free to keep not responding. Kicking retards is fun. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#502158 - 01/10/11 03:19 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7598 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Pirates ARE funny! _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#502159 - 01/10/11 03:27 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Quote: So feel free to keep not responding. Kicking retards is fun. Just too bad no one gut kicked the one that birthed you. _________________________ DUN DUN
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#502160 - 01/10/11 03:33 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Quote: Quote: So feel free to keep not responding. Kicking retards is fun. Just too bad no one gut kicked the one that birthed you. Couldn't help yourself, could you? You keeep telling yourself you won't respond. Then you hit the Refresh button. And all the resolve evaporates. It's OK, Desi. This too shall pass. Not without you being kicked a few more times, I'd imagine. But it'll pass. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#502161 - 01/10/11 03:55 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Dear Nathan: Quote: Quote: I know sailors who have fared better. I hope they went gentle on you. I'm afraid you lost me here, just as I lost you with my first post. That's OK! Quote: Well since you aren't a client of mine, I feel no need to meet your requirements for improvement. No, I'm not one of your clients. But you might be one of my clients? Who knows? Not you. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502162 - 01/10/11 03:56 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Nate, it's best to ignore these knuckleheads now, I think their misunderstanding of Jeff's post speaks for itself. Don't you have some porn to watch, Mr. Chapman? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#502163 - 01/10/11 10:46 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Gotta admit that Nate has got in some good body blows on Barry here.
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#502164 - 01/11/11 08:35 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	^^^Really? Must've been sunning my beard when that happened. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#502165 - 01/12/11 04:48 AM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Oh god am I hung over, but thats beside the point. Anyway you idiots are fucking with the wrong guy. Nate is one of the good guys. Now I need to go lay down. Hey Jeffy, Nate may very well be one of the 'Good Guys'. True. But it certainly doesn't seem to prevent him from being a fucking asshole. He's just reaping what he's sown here. If you wanna stand up for this pretentious cocktwaddle, feel free. _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#511516 - 04/29/11 06:26 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY [Re: Jeff Steward]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	really? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#511521 - 04/29/11 06:49 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY [Re: Jeff Steward]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Was willst du, freepornstarpez? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#511527 - 04/29/11 07:02 PM Re: Sometimes Pirates are FUNNY [Re: Jeff Steward]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Does Nate scan this site? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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