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#468009 - 12/28/09 07:37 PM New pic
TeaganPresley Offline
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Registered: 09/07/04
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So here's a new picture for you guys. I know not to make the mistake of asking what you think...we all know you silly rascals with the colorful comments...haha

xox


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#468010 - 12/28/09 07:40 PM Re: New pic
LouCypher Offline
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Put Teagan on and quit looking like a fag...

Btw... your whore is hot.
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#468011 - 12/28/09 07:50 PM Re: New pic
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
lmao.... haha. Your whore is def hot.
Where's Tegan?
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#468012 - 12/28/09 07:52 PM Re: New pic
LouCypher Offline
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Any chance your sister could laugh her ass off?.
That might be fun.
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#468013 - 12/28/09 07:55 PM Re: New pic
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
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Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
Didn't think that was the topic of this thread. You illiterate fucking cunt.

But, why don't you ask her?
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#468014 - 12/28/09 07:58 PM Re: New pic
TeaganPresley Offline
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Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
It is me. I've posted on this account for a long time now & I even did a free chat from my name. Sorry to disappoint

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#468015 - 12/28/09 07:58 PM Re: New pic
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But( | ) why don't you ask her?




Jeff can't afford that much bandwidth...
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#468016 - 12/28/09 07:59 PM Re: New pic
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It is me. I've posted on this account for a long time now & I even did a free chat from my name. Sorry to disappoint




You're fine but you make bad decisions... it's a mixed bag.
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#468017 - 12/28/09 08:04 PM Re: New pic
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Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait...

We get a visit from the Mia and you cunts start to arguing?

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

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#468018 - 12/28/09 08:06 PM Re: New pic
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Cunt... what a beautiful word.

That wasn't an argument. It was a " I hate you for being gone for so long, oh how I miss you!"
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#468019 - 12/28/09 08:18 PM Re: New pic
Anonymous
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Oh, fer fuck's sake Mia. PM.

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#468020 - 12/28/09 08:27 PM Re: New pic
wannacorndog Offline
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Didn't think that was the topic of this thread. You illiterate fucking cunt.

But, why don't you ask her?



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#468021 - 12/28/09 09:50 PM Re: New pic
99% Fiction Offline
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Posts: 2401
The 90's called, they want their make up and tits back. Wait, they said you can keep the square titty on your right.
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#468022 - 12/28/09 10:23 PM Re: New pic
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:



But( | ) why don't you ask her?




Jeff can't afford that much bandwidth...



HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that is great. I would fuck Ava in a hot minute, but that is so fucking funny.
Teagan , that pic is way over-styled. I like more impromptu shots of you (and whores in general). Please post some.
Hope your Xmas was good...
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#468023 - 12/28/09 10:24 PM Re: New pic
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Here's my splooge on this whole topic/thread etc.

1) Teagan was one of the hottest chicks ever to gobble cum on dvd. she also put up with our sorry asses and hung out here for a while. For that, she gets a pass on whatever she does to herself to possibly ruin her all natural beauty. She will always be strokeable and there is not a single weiner-owner or jerker offer on this website who would NOT stick his....weiner....into Teagan's Holes if and when he ever got the chance.

2) Mia is one of the most lovable, non-boring chicks to post here. Both her and her sister are smoking hott, although in very different manners. True, Ava's pooper has grown these past few years but she is still gorgeous and just like Teagan, NO ONE here who has a penis would pass up the chance to poke it into Ava's holes, especially her pooper.

Just like Mia rescued that doggie and nursed it back to health, I wish I had done the same for Mia a long time ago before I was an asshole to her on national TV and put my Wheel in my mouth. I only hope Mia one day sits in my lap again and allows me to snooze in between her boobs....



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#468024 - 12/28/09 10:26 PM Re: New pic
tattypatty Offline
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Just like Mia rescued that doggie




...from a pot of boiling water at Tia Ling's apartment...
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#468025 - 12/28/09 10:34 PM Re: New pic
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The XXXPornTalk paradox. I almost choked from laughing, as you dudes are defintiely humorous, but a woman has to have skin of asbestos in these parts. Here is a toast to any woman who can tolerate XXXPornTalk.

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#468026 - 12/28/09 10:37 PM Re: New pic
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
My right boob isn't square. It's just the way the corset sits. I have had 5 surgeries to correct any problems & that's also why they are the size they are. Wanted to be proportionable to my hips & everything else. Secondly, I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.

xox

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#468027 - 12/28/09 10:41 PM Re: New pic
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Some of these motherfuckers aren't happy unless they are tormenting a woman. "Georgie, porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, but when the boys came out to play, Georgie progie ran away."

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#468028 - 12/28/09 10:41 PM Re: New pic
Kingfish Offline
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I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.




fake tits, like sausage, you don't want to see it being made if you enjoy them.
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#468029 - 12/28/09 10:42 PM Re: New pic
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
When I die, I want some of my flesh to become part of some young woman's breast.

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#468030 - 12/28/09 10:52 PM Re: New pic
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have had 5 surgeries to correct any problems




Teagan, you shared with us that Gery Goose is your Favorite Vodka. So now I want to know....what's your favorite painkiller after surgery??? (and would you be interested in a cute crippled pervert with a year's supply? )
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#468031 - 12/28/09 11:13 PM Re: New pic
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Burg is looking more human than Hawking in that pic w/Mia. Maybe you should take him up on the offer.

Question for you Teagan: If you knew before the first surgery, that it would take FIVE, would you still have altered the cute lil titties you had?
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#468032 - 12/28/09 11:34 PM Re: New pic
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795


I still think you are hot. How about some cock in ass pics please?
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#468033 - 12/28/09 11:53 PM Re: New pic
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

So here's a new picture for you guys. I know not to make the mistake of asking what you think...we all know you silly rascals with the colorful comments...haha

xox





Nice...post more pics and stick around for a while.

Ignore the criticism everyone gets that here.

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#468034 - 12/29/09 01:32 AM Re: New pic
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Hey Teagan,

Now that you're a contract whore again is there any chance they'd push you into doing guys again?
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#468035 - 12/29/09 01:49 AM Re: New pic
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Any chance your sister could laugh her ass off?.
That might be fun.




Holy shit.

Quote:

Quote:

Just like Mia rescued that doggie




...from a pot of boiling water at Tia Ling's apartment...




Nice.


On topic... I don't wanna fuck Teagan any less than I did before I viewed that pic. Win.
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#468036 - 12/29/09 02:49 AM Re: New pic
steveb Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Given the obsessions on this board, why is no-one mentioning the tattoos?

Personally, I like the tattoos. It pays to pay a professional with the correct kit and functioning color vision. Good work.

As for the pic generally; looks hot to me.

More pics please.
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#468037 - 12/29/09 06:47 AM Re: New pic
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I absolutely hate the tattoos but I would still fuck her until the ink sweated out of her anyway so it is kind of a moot topic of discussion.
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#468038 - 12/29/09 08:56 AM Re: New pic
Begbie Offline
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Registered: 08/11/09
Posts: 21
assuming i can get past her cubic titties , she'd be lots more fuckable if she turn'd her asshole in to a pair of mittens.

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#468039 - 12/29/09 10:47 AM Re: New pic
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
I'm grey goose no longer. Now whenever I drink it my body rejects it. So now I've moved onto Jager.

As far as my meds after surgery. I had a ton of different ones due to it being such an ordeal of a surgery.

I had sleeping pills, anxiety meds, morphine, roxicet, vicodin. But the pain meds weren't prescribed all at once. I had the different versions @ different times.

xox

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#468040 - 12/29/09 11:49 AM Re: New pic
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Secondly, I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.
xox




If you've reached the point where you have to have cadaver flesh sewn into your chest just not to look hideous, don't you think you went a little too far in the first place?
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#468041 - 12/29/09 12:01 PM Re: New pic
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Label me a fanboi or whatever, but my wife and I both approve.
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#468042 - 12/29/09 12:58 PM Re: New pic
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Zombie tits ! I laugh but I actually had cadaver bone infused into my femur to help it heal. That leg now drags and is impossible to reason with.
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#468043 - 12/29/09 02:10 PM Re: New pic
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

My right boob isn't square. It's just the way the corset sits. I have had 5 surgeries to correct any problems & that's also why they are the size they are. Wanted to be proportionable to my hips & everything else. Secondly, I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.

xox




Truly dead inside...

Lookin good btw Teagan.
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#468044 - 12/29/09 03:54 PM Re: New pic
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Not bad for a fat woman
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#468045 - 12/29/09 06:23 PM Re: New pic
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
I could say there was a tad too much make-up in that pic, but I'm not going to.

Teagan is way hot and it is really cool to have a "porn star" that I've actually seen in movies show up here.

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#468046 - 01/01/10 10:12 AM Re: New pic
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Any chance your sister could laugh her ass off?.
That might be fun.




Quote:

Didn't think that was the topic of this thread. You illiterate fucking cunt.

But, why don't you ask her?






Perfect, how didnt this get a round of ass kissing, one of lou's best. . Mia, you should be happy, you are now considered the hotter sister after years of being second fiddle, lap it up sweetheart, your sis is on the fast track to ir porn only.
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#468047 - 01/01/10 11:29 PM Re: New pic
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:






I remember this year, although not the particular convention. Mia was stuck at a booth (Pink Visual?) next to the Jesus freaks, lol.

Quote:

Secondly, I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.




Somewhere, in a land far, far away, me thinks Moblem just went blind after stroking his wiener raw.
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#468048 - 01/02/10 01:40 AM Re: New pic
Cody Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
Quote:

Quote:

I even had to have cadaver flesh sewn into my chest to prevent any sort of squareness that could happen.




fake tits, like sausage, you don't want to see it being made if you enjoy them.




If it was cadaver flesh, that's a damn good job. I'd expect to some skin discoloration or something.
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#468049 - 01/02/10 07:52 AM Re: New pic
99% Fiction Offline
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Teagan, do you know the race of the cadaver? Maybe you now have ghetto tits, like the skinhead on OZ got ghetto gums from the Indian dentist?

If a PW has dead black woman flesh in her titties, is it IR if she does black men? Tritone, can I have a rulling.
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