( from JoeBrandi.net )

Lets make this simple. There is no such thing as "Gay for Pay". You are either Gay or not Gay. You don't suck a cock because you don't like it or you are doing it just for money. If you need money go get a job. Most men will throw up if they tried sucking a dick. They would gag. I gag just thinking about it. I have a hard time just biting a hot dog..... and I love hot dogs.

Listen carefully women. If you know a guy in the industry who sucked a cock and is telling you it's because he is an actor ONLY, do me a favor please. Open up the phone book and find the closest shrink. The guy is koo-koo with a capital K for Cock. I'm so sick of guys in the adult industry saying "Gay for Pay". Get the fuck out of here! What happened to the real men out there. Where are the men who ride horses, play football and spit?

I'm straight. There's no straight conventions or parades. I don't have a T-shirt with a football on it saying "Straight & Proud". Keep your sexual orientation to yourself. I could care less if you are gay, straight, bi, bi-curious, gay-curious, straight only on Tuesdays, Gay only on holidays, etc. Just keep it to yourself. There's no need to shout it out on a roof top just like your not fooling anyone by saying "Gay for Pay".

One of my best friends is gay, and I have to say that just like if I was writing a blog about midgets I would have to point out that I have at least one midget friend. But honestly it's true. If I didn't have family he would have been my Best Man at my wedding. We get along great. Want to know why? Because he doesn't have a "Gay Pride" t-shirt or a rainbow flag on his car. ( For the record, he had that and I made him take it down because he was moving into a rather rough area...not a good idea )

My wife works in a salon so I'm surrounded by guys who seem like they just did an 8-Ball of Fairy Dust all day, but they all have one thing in common. When you sit down with them they all admit that there is no such thing as Gay for Pay. One drag queen dresses up as Cher every Halloween. He makes Cher look ugly. He's better looking then Cher all done up. He sings, dances and he's got better legs then most women I know. Wait..now I'm sounding gay. Hold on. I have to spit and throw a football while I get my horse.....be right back.

This is what I want every guy to do right now. Sit down and go to a gay website. I know, I know, just do it it's a learning experience. Watch a guy suck a cock. Here's the test. Did you throw up just a little bit in your mouth? If the answer is no then you may be gay. If you said "yes" now here's my questions for you...

Would you suck a cock for $500? How about $5000? How about $5 million?

OK, here's the answer to anyone that says there is such thing as "Gay For Pay". YOU DON'T GET PAID $5 MILLION DOLLARS TO DO A BLOWJOB SCENE ! They are sucking cock for a few hundred dollars..not 5 MILLION. So either they are really really really really broke or they like it. Plain and simple and anyone who argues this point with me is an absolute moron. Guy cocksucking scenes go for a few hundred bucks. These guys pull up in their convertibles and their $200 jeans to a shoot and then say "I'm totally straight dude...its just Gay for Pay". What the fuck? What am I missing?

This all leads to another interesting conversations. These guys who do Tranny movies and then say they are straight. WHAT THE FUCK? It's a dude with a dick. Am I the only one who see's this so black and white? Again, if you are sucking a penis the chance of you being gay is pretty high. I would say at least 99.999% on the low end.

I want any male porn star who reads this who has sucked a cock and proclaims he is just "Gay for Pay" to debate me on this. I want any guy that had a cock rammed up his ass for $500 to please contact me and explain how you are "Gay for Pay" only.

There was a time that I was rolling up quarters to buy food and buy gas to be able to get to work, but there was never a time that I said to myself "Maybe I will suck a cock just on Tuesdays to get myself out of this financial hole." You want to know why I didn't do that? Because I'm straight. I could be the straightest guy you know. I don't even like to watch porn where there's 2 guys banging a chick because if two cocks are touching during a D.P that's semi-gay to me.

No jerkoffs I'm not homophobic. I'm a real man who can tell when another male is full of shit. So to all the bullshit artist male pornstars who are "Gay for Pay"...step right up. I'm waiting to hear from you.

old news

there is no straight-gay for pay, ask Ryan Knox

You dont really think I didnt think this title all the way thru do you? lol

Whatever floats your boat, Skippy.

Too long, didn't read.

Hey, Brandy! Don't you have your own website to post these ramblings?

The fact that you spend so much time and effort on this issue tells me that you have been pondering it quite a bit... is there anything you want to tell us about..?

The opening post reads like it was written by a sexually confused 15 year old boy.

Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much...

Only this board would make me seem gay and not get the point of it lol

Your quote: “You are either Gay or not Gay” is the mantra of homophobia. Your diatribe is a classic example of: you’re not a “real man” cause you suck dick. I deify you to say that in any gay leather bar. You’ll be dealing with gay guys that have more testosterone in their little finger than you have in your whole body. If you’re such a “real man” what are you doing watching porn anyway? Using your definition isn’t watching another guy dick a chick a little bit gay also? Real men are supposed to fuck a chick, not watch another guy do it!

In the scenes I watch the male talent is a dick attached to a body. I expect him to keep it hard and make the female talent look good. I don’t know and it doesn’t bother me where that dick has been before the scene or where it will be after the scene. The talent is a porn actor not a Boy Scout leader. I could care less if he is as queer as a 3 dollar bill; his presence starts and stops with the scene. You can peddle you hate mongering if that gives you a buzz but don’t expect much resonance here. Most people really into porn are tolerant enough to accept different folks need different strokes.

And as for your challenge; it is not the male talent (or female for that matter) making an issue over Gay for Pay. The fact that they do it is so far below the radar it takes homophobes like you to make an issue over it. Keeping track of a male talent’s bi, tranny and/or gay scenes has a certain “fanboy” aspect to it; the rest of us don’t really care.

PS:. The regulars on this board include people both inside and outside the industry that deal with porn on a daily basis. Gay verses not Gay is not a serious concern to them but they do know naivety when they see it. They get the point now the question is: do you?

PPS: Just to make your day I hear rumors that some of the more talented gay actors are negotiating “straight for pay” contracts! But, I guess the question is: are you gay if your watch it?

I thought Donny Long was banned from this site?

What is CX3's take on this?

Also, Ryan or Christian, would you guys do a scene with each other? And if so, who would be the bottom?

wasn't that asian chick with the big cans, loni, straight for pay?

[p.hilton]that's hot[/p.hilton]

Jenna Jameson is now suddenly no longer bisexual though she lived with Nikki Tyler for years and was devastated when Nikki left her for a man.

Joe Brandi = Kate/Arthur/Olinka

[palin]may i call you brandi joe?[/palin]

Silver ..glad you think you can speak for the whole board, this industry etc. Your reply shows your ignorance not only of the adult industry but in life in general. And before you start with how long you been in the industry....I could care less.

Why can't you, as an almost mature male, step up and face the facts? Your head is so filled with male sperm that you don't even understand what the article was about or can comprehend the argument.

Guys like you are better off when you keep your mouth shut because the minute you speak everyone knows how stupid you really are.

dudes! let's stop talking about all this , and get back to the whores! these women aren't just going to hate themselves! (oh wait, yes they are )

let's get together and eat this meat, guys.

I do appreciate a person who is willing to laugh at themselves.

Cheers.

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