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#352107 - 08/12/08 06:22 PM Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Please someone make it stop;

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=124311/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=1364466#post1364466.

I am taking donations for 500 gallons of skin care lotion for Gia's butt.

BTW, why do they call XPT "that other board"? Are we not animals? (Note: sarcasm)
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#352108 - 08/12/08 06:38 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
People kiss it here, too, but for different reasons. Let'em. She's cool. Besides, does anybody really give a fuck about ADT? I mean other than for having a laugh?
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#352109 - 08/12/08 08:35 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I can't believe 3toon hasn't made that thread all about him and his obsession yet. unless, vinny is his alt.
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#352110 - 08/12/08 09:43 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

BTW, why do they call XPT "that other board"? Are we not animals? (Note: sarcasm)




Because, for some odd reason, the fanbois think we're beneath them. When in fact, some of ADT's most respected posters ALSO post here (and some since the early days of XPT) & have detracted from the uber-fanboi urges of 'that list'.
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#352111 - 08/12/08 10:03 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
C'mon now...this place IS a cesspool when compared to the fake veneer of "anal sex is clean and proper and doesn't hurt anyone and the girls always cum and actually enjoy the taste of semen!" that exists in the mod-happy land of ADT. I've had 4 alts over there, all banned for doing nothing more sinister than calling out a lie or half-truth from some "industry insider." That place is like the "free medical clinic" set up by Nazi Germany at the early stage of the war....looked like a wonderful place to take a retard for help until you realized what that giant hole was for out back.

ADT is the clinic...we are the hole out back.
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#352112 - 08/13/08 08:11 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I like the analogy, but I don't see Jeff Mike as Nazi Germany. Reverse the roles, and you'll see the facist movement is the mods @ ADT.
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#352113 - 08/13/08 08:29 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I can't believe 3toon hasn't made that thread all about him and his obsession yet.





Seriously. He must be downloading off of the Mr. Marcus board again.


I think Windsock said it best:


Quote:

I used to frequent that chatboard. I enjoyed visiting that chatboard. It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout.






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#352114 - 08/13/08 02:57 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:

I can't believe 3toon hasn't made that thread all about him and his obsession yet. unless, vinny is his alt.




I told Gia I was over it, and I meant it. However, I have no control over others who discover the truth and wish to speak out about it.

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#352115 - 08/13/08 03:06 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

I can't believe 3toon hasn't made that thread all about him and his obsession yet. unless, vinny is his alt.




I told Gia I was over it, and I meant it. However, I have no control over others who discover the truth and wish to speak out about it.



She dont like the black cock, let fucking sleeping dogs lie. Same shit over and fucking over again, damn people, can't you come up with something more entertaining??

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#352116 - 08/13/08 04:43 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Holy shit...TWO instances of Godwin's Law in the same thread and it's still going. That's gotta be a record.
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#352117 - 08/13/08 05:53 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Anonymous
Unregistered


Godwin makes no judgement about the appropriateness of a Nazi analogy, just speculates about the frequency of such an occurrence.

Besides, Godwin made his observation long before Staph and Drew created ADT. I think he'd find the analogy apt.

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#352118 - 08/13/08 08:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I told Gia I was over it, and I meant it. However, I have no control over others who discover the truth and wish to speak out about it.




Sup my nigga? Ima axe u a quechon. I twat u wuz done wif dis place, wuddup wif dat?

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#352119 - 08/15/08 07:16 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Romeo is bleeding Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 35
If anybody is going to kiss Gia's ass, just remember that I volunteered first!
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#352120 - 08/15/08 08:03 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

ADT is the clinic...we are the hole out back.



Please remind me when you were appointed the spokesman for XPT. You can barely manage the quote function here, and your douchebag comments like, "I've fucked plenty of lonely housewives" certainly don't give you much of a leg up here.

So you had some alts killed over at ADT. Big deal, everyone has. Sounds to me like you don't know how to play the game over there very well. Maybe you should take some lessons from Borneo.

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#352121 - 08/15/08 08:27 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
^^^^

Oh wow, there's an official spokesman here? Please, point me in that direction.....I'm all about following rules you sanctimonious douchebag.

This place is the hole out back, a cesspool of irreverent and irrelevant drivel. You just proved the point.

What a prick....and I guess this means you don't like me either, huh? I'm so hurt. And being popular with lowlifes such as yourself was such a life goal for me too.
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#352122 - 08/15/08 11:14 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Friday meltdowns are always the most fun.

You're angry that your "alt-ids" get clipped over at ADT, which obviously means you're afraid to really go gung ho with your primary username there. Pretty ghey in itself. Then you come over here and complain about the "lowlifes" and the "drivel." You need to make a choice. Embrace one or the other. Rise above the drivel and quit telling us what a swordsman you are with the "lonely housewives," and post something informative, creative, maybe even humerous. I've done so many times, and I'll put my posts against yours any hour of the day, you say when and how many. And for the record, I gladly sacrificed my primary handle on ADT to provoke Drew into a public meltdown over the DenverDon "PasswordGate" fiasco. See for yourself.

BOHICA, crybaby.

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#352123 - 08/15/08 11:17 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

I can't believe 3toon hasn't made that thread all about him and his obsession yet. unless, vinny is his alt.




Vincent is my id over there, checking out my post history will tell the story.
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#352124 - 08/15/08 11:30 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

I've done so many times, and I'll put my posts against yours any hour of the day, you say when and how many.




Again, you continue to delude yourself with the belief that I find your recognition and acceptance of value.

But for the record:

I don't lament the loss of my alt ID's. I lament that I lose them over such trivial matters as whatever catches the whim of Steph when she's got her period. Some of the more egregious comments I've made under my PRIMARY handle get applauded, no less. What seems to be the case there is true here as well....you are allowed to say whatever the hell you wish as long as you've got seniority. My "Senior" membership over there is doing just fine....I've not had to give up anything. It's all my baby alts that get the axe for no other reason than saying some skank is fat or calling some whore or man-whore out for being a liar.

The difference between us is that you REQUIRE recognition for your offensive nature. I relish in just being offensive, particularly when in doing so others see it as being open and honest and forthright. That is the nature of a real troll....we do what we do for the intrinsic value of creating mayhem and watching OTHERS throw gasoline on our tiny fires. You need some sort of validation for your internet "mein kampf" it would seem instead. To each their own.

The hard part isn't staying unbanned over there....it's staying IN CHARACTER to survive long enough to say whatever the hell you want.

Now run along back to that place in your mind where you are special and unique please. Buh-bye.
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#352125 - 08/15/08 12:34 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
You just contradicted yourself. Twice, actually. Maybe go back and edit that thing.

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#352126 - 08/15/08 12:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

And being popular with lowlifes such as yourself was such a life goal for me too.



This coming from the lowlife that has a false signature about my family and I.


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#352127 - 08/15/08 12:41 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

Quote:

And being popular with lowlifes such as yourself was such a life goal for me too.



This coming from the lowlife that has a false signature about my family and I.






Welcome back Darrah! I've missed you!
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#352128 - 08/15/08 12:42 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

You just contradicted yourself. Twice, actually. Maybe go back and edit that thing.




Is this the post where I'm supposed to be flattered to have garnered so much scrutiny from you? Because, being you, not everyone is entitled to your scrutiny, correct?

Oh, ok....sorry. Thank you I guess?
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#352129 - 08/15/08 03:09 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
This is why I like Friday meltdowns, they just keep going on and on. BOHICA.

Yeah, you don't really show up on my radar too much. And I remember LOTS of users. I had to go back and read some of your posts to find out what you are about. Basically, you post large photos now and then and talk about your strange obsession with anal sex, which I'm guessing is an opportunity that has never presented itself to you, at least with a woman present. Meh, whatever; we all have our interests: Cleetus likes midgets, Monkey liked Audrey Bitoni (leans back ), and Kami liked...well anything with an ATF revenue sticker.

Sorry, XPT has been a meritocracy for a long time. Pretty much started out that way. Grip Johnson got more respect not because he posted more than Brandon Irons, but because he didn't behave like a baby. Sportswami ran away because his own obsessions earned him plenty of scorn. Phlog was a great poster (with a much more creative "anti-ADT" perspectice than you), until he crashed and burned with the "anal laboratory."

This place isn't measured by your "star" rating or your post title, it's about what you contribute. Otherwise, we would hold Darah, who's tripled your post count in a month, in much higher regard. Mr. Poo, Dr Pornz, Kyoto, Smartt, PAFH, these people were disliked for a reason. They posted a lot, but contributed little except igniting widespread hatred towards themselves.

My advice: don't fall into the trap that did them in. c62 used to put it in the context of the Jim Rome show: have a take, don't suck.

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#352130 - 08/15/08 03:28 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
LOL that you wrote a whole post on how to earn respect from fellow posters on a porn forum. And you were SERIOUS about it at that.

Now THATS a great way to end a Friday. Thanks for the laugh.

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#352131 - 08/15/08 03:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
You complained about the crappy posts here. After that, you have no one to blame but yourself.

That's just what happens when you're literate. At last check, there were four Ivy League degrees around here; that's four more than you've ever gotten close to. We're just naturally motivated that way.

I noticed you never bothered to correct your contradictions, or to answer me about even actually having stuck your crank into a female's shitter.

I'm done, you may go now.

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#352132 - 08/15/08 03:51 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Willie, Willie, Willie.....

It's just that you seem to have a fixation on earning respect for yourself around here, as if that is somehow important. You need it, I understand that, and you desire it so much that you must find ways to reinforce when others don't seem mindful of the "established order."

You see, my good sir, the difference is that you need to be someone here. Likely because you are lacking this recognition in your real life. I'm here for shits and grins, that's all. You are here for validation.

This is a board about porn whores and degradation of same. It's not therapy. Well not intended as such at any rate.

That's ok...if it makes you feel better, you keep on insisting that the riff-raff such as myself pay due respect to their superiors around here. I won't call you out on it any further...you've demonstrated that it's important to you. I've got bigger plans than to damage your fragile ego.

And as for not answering your little challenges, all I can say, and I do say so with the utmost in care as to not hurt you, is that I don't care enough about you to have a need to validate myself to you. I can tell from the way you quickly had to defend your own "honor" here by posting links back to ADT showing your actions that this may be surprising to you. But again, you are the one with validation issues....I have none. I enjoy what I do for my own enjoyment. The edification only matters when you actually care what others think. And typically this type of psychological flaw points back to a lack of same from your parents or caregivers. But that's a topic for another day and not one I'm really interested in pursuing at the moment.

Now if you will truly excuse me, although I have enjoyed this little chat, I really must be going. TTFN bitch!

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#352133 - 08/18/08 02:06 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
There is someone who is not joining the asskissfest. Guess who it is?




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#352134 - 08/18/08 02:36 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
There is no way I could laugh at CJ or Jag. They are motherfucking awesome!
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#352135 - 08/18/08 05:45 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Anyone else think that if Tritone cracked open his PC and looked at the drives he'd be offended by the Master/Slave terminology?

Dude needs some thicker skin.

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#352136 - 08/18/08 06:08 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
That post makes me want to say that Tritone is a stupid nigger.
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#352137 - 08/18/08 08:14 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Anyone else think that if Tritone cracked open his PC and looked at the drives he'd be offended by the Master/Slave terminology?

Dude needs some thicker skin.






or a thinner skull.

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#352138 - 08/18/08 07:37 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
spiderman Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 27
Loc: Boston
Regardless, how you feel about Tritone, he has a point. Crucifixio_Jones is the biggest uncle tom on the internet. Shuckin' and jivin' variety coon. Dude makes Jesse Lee Peterson look like Malcolm X.

I'm sure he's peeing his pants right now after being named among Gia's token blacks.

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#352139 - 08/18/08 08:01 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
What point?

This is XPT dude. Swimming with sharks at it's finest. Since I arrived here I've been called everything from a child molester to a homosexual to a down syndrome reject. If you want to last here, you need to let it roll right off, or failing that you need to give even better than you get.

Tritone didn't do any of that, he screamed and cried like this was a normal board. It ain't. This is society stripped bare and the only thing that generates respect around here are brains, wit and ambition. (And really nice tits.)

Nobody gives a fuck that Tritone is black. What they do care about is the red button labeled 'Don't Push!' that he straps to his forehead every fucking day. It's the equivalent of walking into the tiger cage wearing strip loin underwear.

For fucks sake dude, the highest compliment we give around here is 'good whore'. What does he expect? And if he's offended so much, why does he keep coming back? He's obviously getting something out of the equation, otherwise, why would he continue to come back and bang his head against the wall?

Yeah, Mr. Tritone isn't getting much sympathy from me.
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#352140 - 08/18/08 08:37 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Regardless, how you feel about Tritone, he has a point. Crucifixio_Jones is the biggest uncle tom on the internet. Shuckin' and jivin' variety coon. Dude makes Jesse Lee Peterson look like Malcolm X.

I'm sure he's peeing his pants right now after being named among Gia's token blacks.










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#352141 - 08/18/08 09:04 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
spiderman Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 27
Loc: Boston
Nah, I'm a real brother. I don't get butt-hurt about this ir shit. White women are all whores to me.
Run an ip check, and come correct next time.

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#352142 - 08/18/08 09:06 PM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Your new name is Spider-Coon.
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#352143 - 08/19/08 01:06 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Two questions:

1) Are you that filesharing motherfucker 'Ethnic Spiderman' from the Mr. Marcus board? If so, kindly knock that shit off.

2) If you're black, how come you're not rocking the black Spider-Man (note correct spelling!) costume in your avatar?

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#352144 - 08/19/08 01:09 AM Re: Gia Jordan Asskissfest on ADT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
How about everyone who posted in this thread just walks away, rents a porno, jacks/jills off, and SHUTS THE FUCK UP!

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