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#33109 - 06/20/04 12:50 PM OMG Shawn Reynolds
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I went to the talent for hire section and saw xxx shawn reynolds. I think this guy is the poster boy for homosexuality and if i wasn't so attached to the baseball monkey picture i have i would for sure use the picture of shawn reynolds has in that thread. Vegas has released these odds today


that brandon irons will pay any fee to be in the same room naked as shawn reynolds even if it means he has to hire female talent to be in the scene with them both. $1.02
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#33110 - 06/22/04 10:18 PM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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i am so ashamed to be from the boston area right now, it's the fruitiest, creepiest place ever thanks to this guy and swami's top ten lists and infatuation with someone who spent 43 straight hours telling small-dicked crackerboys to die. and our priests all dress like rob halford.
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#33111 - 06/23/04 04:02 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Registered: 06/04/04
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This newbie can go suck a goats nuts. For those not famaliar with Cambridge it is sort of an artsy fartsy town full of lots of people who are a flaming fairies. I bet this is one of those kind of people

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#33112 - 06/23/04 04:39 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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This newbie can go suck a goats nuts. For those not famaliar with Cambridge it is sort of an artsy fartsy town full of lots of people who are a flaming fairies. I bet this is one of those kind of people





Monkey hands swami his shovel as swami adds another 2 feet to the hole he has dug for himself.


Note for the board, if anyone has a swami picture please post it on this thread the band of urinating monkeys are dying to return , in order for this to happen we will require a nice colour head shot of swami.
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#33113 - 06/23/04 05:01 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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There you go

But honestly I am confused when i searched this was the last one on the page. So here's the first one that came up.
you decide

P.S. nice graphics, douche


You realy should hire someone instead of using your kids

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#33114 - 06/23/04 05:19 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Christ, even the promo poster just begs to be insulted. It's like it was written to set up a joke!


I'll refrain, cuz swami doesn't deserve it.
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#33115 - 06/23/04 05:35 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Monkey, toelicker, and all the other bastards who want me gone... hate to burst your bubbles (prob from giving the Platinum X guys and Shawn Reynolds head... closet cocksuckers from what sources tell me) But those pics are not of me... and btw Smelly Primate... when will you get the balls to tell the board your true identity... I already have... or is the Smelly Monkey really a bitchy lil sissy who has been stalking Sammura (she wanted me to tell you to quit calling her for sex... she doesn;t do the Limp Dickit!

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#33116 - 06/23/04 05:44 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Swami? I don't want you gone. Never have.

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#33117 - 06/23/04 05:44 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Thats not swami...it looks like someone else on this board.

Who it is....I can not say....must restrain myself ....someone else please do it for me

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#33118 - 06/23/04 05:48 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Thats not swami...it looks like someone else on this board.

Who it is....I can not say....must restrain myself ....someone else please do it for me




I'm not smartt enough to guess.

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#33119 - 06/23/04 11:09 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Swami, how's the whole tearfully jerking off in front of the mirror while screaming "why can't i be wankus??" thing working out? still wearing the red and blue lipstick, you crazy bills fan?

you're not even k-sex lite, and fat guys talking about sports hasn't been cool since "da bears"
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#33120 - 06/24/04 08:45 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Why would anyone want to be wankus ?

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#33121 - 03/16/08 12:42 PM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Registered: 03/16/08
Posts: 25
We can tell you there is no homosexuality here, and if there was, I would be doing gay porn and making more money than straight porn pays. I can promise you, there is no content out there whereas I'm doing anything gay because I never did.

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#33122 - 03/16/08 12:46 PM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Four years and thats the best you got p0zzmaster?
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#33123 - 03/16/08 12:50 PM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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We can tell you there is no homosexuality here, and if there was, I would be doing gay porn and making more money than straight porn pays. I can promise you, there is no content out there whereas I'm doing anything gay because I never did.




We have a winner- Cryptic Post of the Day!

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#33124 - 08/07/08 11:29 AM Re: OMG Shawn Reynolds
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Registered: 07/19/08
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Most straight guys who suck dick on camera say the samething, otherwise whore will not work with them. Keep up the front. I'm sure you're not using the name Shawn Reynolds when performing oral pov style for your fans. ChristianX is looking for a partner in crime....you guys should get in bed together...oh shit...I couldn't of said that better myself....LOL
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