#339723 - 06/25/0811:54 PMRe: The least wanted celebrity sex tape ever?
faceblaster
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C'mon, no double fisting?
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I'm sure it has tons of stroke value.
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Quote: At least this has potential for comedy value.
The real least wanted celebrity sex tape ever is of Gene Simmons. Who wanted to see that???
The girl who was in the sex tape with Gene actually came in to see me for polaroids because Hustler was interested in having me shoot her for a feature. I've never seen a girl so young who's had so much plastic surgery. Whatever she looked like in the tape, she doesn't look like that now. It's sad.
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#339731 - 06/26/0809:47 PMRe: The least wanted celebrity sex tape ever?
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Not even for curiosity's sake. There comes a time when ya just gotta say "Hell NO..."
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The first 15 minutes of the tape, he’s eating her out, (and) it looks like a fetus trying to climb back in the womb... Then when he gets on top of her with his little sausage fingers and starts to fuck her and tries to hold on for dear life, he falls off her every two seconds.”
I haven't watched it yet, but it sounds like the funniest thing to hit The Pornography since a bunch of fat crackwhores used Cr%in' Kn*x as a urinal.
#339735 - 06/28/0811:21 PMRe: The least wanted celebrity sex tape ever?
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Quote:
Quote: At least this has potential for comedy value.
The real least wanted celebrity sex tape ever is of Gene Simmons. Who wanted to see that???
The girl who was in the sex tape with Gene actually came in to see me for polaroids because Hustler was interested in having me shoot her for a feature. I've never seen a girl so young who's had so much plastic surgery. Whatever she looked like in the tape, she doesn't look like that now. It's sad.
I have no sympathy for any whore that would fuck that fat balding jew. I hope Shannon sues him into the Stone Age and fucks up their reality show...
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#339736 - 06/29/0802:46 AMRe: The least wanted celebrity sex tape ever?
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understand this that these "quote unquote" celebs need to get some press going after there 15 minutes of fame has expired like stale milk....they will do ANYTHING....to let the world know...hey...I am actually still alive even though my agent cant find me any suitable work or gainful employment....these people must understand and come to grips that fame is fleeting....enjoy it while you can and have some other skills (something with a future) outside of waitressing to support yourself after your time is up.
#339742 - 06/29/0810:15 PMRe: The least wanted celebrity sex tape ever?
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Quote: I can think of no other celebrity who could put out a sex tape with less appeal.
Dr. Ruth and Bea Arthur with a double dong.
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Quote: understand this that these "quote unquote" celebs need to get some press going after there 15 minutes of fame has expired like stale milk....they will do ANYTHING....to let the world know...hey...I am actually still alive even though my agent cant find me any suitable work or gainful employment....these people must understand and come to grips that fame is fleeting....enjoy it while you can and have some other skills (something with a future) outside of waitressing to support yourself after your time is up.
I sense a subtle reference to porn whores in there?
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