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#322885 - 04/27/08 10:57 AM who would you have a beer with?
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out of these infamous xpt posters who would you like to sit down and have a beer with?






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#322886 - 04/27/08 03:19 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
mallocup Offline
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gia jordan..
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#322887 - 04/27/08 03:22 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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That's fine with her as long as your buying!

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#322888 - 04/27/08 03:26 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

That's fine with her as long as your [sic] buying!


We all know you're too poor to afford beer, you just let fat women piss on you, then take that scratch down to the corner meth dealer, right?

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#322889 - 04/27/08 03:28 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
RyanKnox Offline
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Try to sober up between posts, man. I know you're hitting me with everything you got but you have to form complete scentences.

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#322890 - 04/27/08 03:30 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
freestylah Offline
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Rian Knix wrote...
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Try to sober up between posts, man. I know you're hitting me with everything you got but you have to form complete scentences.




Ahem!
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#322891 - 04/27/08 03:34 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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At least it makes sense. That's more than I can say for Sillie D's drunken banter.

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#322892 - 04/27/08 04:07 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Christ, when was the last time you slept?

Out of that list, I was torn between South and Luke. But I don't think Luke's ever had so much as an O'Douls, so I went with Mikey.

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#322893 - 04/27/08 04:11 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Bornyo Offline
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I voted for Mike South too. Luke wouldn't have a drink much less eat a steak.

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#322894 - 04/27/08 05:54 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Quote:

Quote:

That's fine with her as long as your [sic] buying!


We all you're too poor to afford beer, you just let fat women piss on you, then take that scratch down to the corner meth dealer, right?




Can I drink the beer alone and piss it on you know who?
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#322895 - 04/27/08 06:03 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

At least it makes sense. That's more than I can say for Sillie D's drunken banter.


I'm a drunk, you're a self-described "female cum dumpster."

And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober. You, on the other hand...I hope you know how to finish that.

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#322896 - 04/27/08 06:07 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
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It's amusing to see Luke winning. As others have noted, he doesn't drink alcohol, he just asks the barman for a glass of water and sits there, making you feel awkward as you sip your pint.


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#322897 - 04/27/08 06:19 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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#322898 - 04/28/08 06:54 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Registered: 04/02/05
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It's amusing to see Luke winning. As others have noted, he doesn't drink alcohol, he just asks the barman for a glass of water and sits there, making you feel awkward as you sip your pint.




How fucking un-Australian is that? Just as well he left the country - I've seen men killed in bars for less. Well, at the very least being the object of some very rude words.

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#322899 - 04/28/08 09:42 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Gigi Offline
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fayner, but we'd have to share a ball instead.
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#322900 - 04/28/08 09:49 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Tricia Offline
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Registered: 07/28/06
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I wish I could have voted for Boryno.

Out of the people on the list, I picked Fayner. He amuses me in a good way.

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#322901 - 04/28/08 10:48 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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gia

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#322902 - 04/28/08 10:55 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Ha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked Fayner! Seriously, I'll bet that guy's a lot of fun to hang with.

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#322903 - 04/28/08 11:23 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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gia


i want to share things with gia, just not beer
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#322904 - 04/28/08 12:13 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Who voted for Sal Mckvey?
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#322905 - 04/28/08 01:46 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Quote:

Quote:

gia


i want to share things with gia, just not beer




totally
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#322906 - 04/28/08 02:27 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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This poll is biased and bullshit. I wanna have a beer with Khan Tusion.
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#322907 - 04/28/08 03:02 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
I don't drink alcohol. If I did, then I'd probably have a drink with Mike South.

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#322908 - 04/28/08 04:01 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Since Luke doesn't drink, I guess he's out. So there isn't anyone else there I have interest in talking to at all. I either don't know anything about them [e.g., Porno Dan/Eli Thomas] or I don't like them [e.g., sKurt/Donkey].



If he were there, I would have voted for PornLaw.

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#322909 - 04/28/08 07:43 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Registered: 03/27/08
Posts: 22
Loc: NZ
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fayner, but we'd have to share a ball instead.





Ditto.

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#322910 - 04/28/08 09:40 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Jeff Mike

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#322911 - 04/29/08 09:09 AM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Who voted for Sal Mckvey?




sal mckvey, who else?
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#322912 - 05/01/08 06:58 PM Re: who would you have a beer with?
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So far Donny, Rob, Eli and Porno Dan have all dropped by to vote for themselves!



NICE!!!!!

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