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#300566 - 02/12/08 09:35 PM New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
As the busiest male talent in the business and now porn blogger extraordinaire, Christian's sexual appetite knows no bounds. His untraditional route to stardom and willingness to try new things never ceases to amaze fans and haters alike. It's his unabashed honesty that makes him likable even in the cut-throat world of XPT.

So, let's play a new game called Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?

And we're off!!!!
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#300567 - 02/12/08 09:40 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Jordan aka Katie Price


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#300568 - 02/12/08 09:43 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That? *DELETED* *DELETED*
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#300569 - 02/12/08 09:56 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Random Miss Olympian


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#300570 - 02/12/08 10:06 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Buck Angel


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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#300571 - 02/12/08 10:32 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Erik Rhodes


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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#300572 - 02/12/08 10:36 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Jordan Blue


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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#300573 - 02/12/08 10:49 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Simone Fox


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#300574 - 02/12/08 10:50 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That? *DELETED*
pornlaw Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Post deleted by TonyMalice
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#300575 - 02/12/08 11:07 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

Jen X


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#300576 - 02/12/08 11:10 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

George Foreman Grill


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#300577 - 02/12/08 11:25 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Damn. I wish I saw the deleted posts.
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#300578 - 02/12/08 11:30 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Damn. I wish I saw the deleted posts.




They were just random comments about the pics after I'd already posted no comments until I'm done.
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#300579 - 02/12/08 11:32 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild



Those breasts are not fake-looking enough for Christian to get hard.
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#300580 - 02/12/08 11:35 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I think he'd really want the bodybuilder. At least that's my impression.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#300581 - 02/13/08 12:24 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:


Buck Angel





is buck angel, joanna angel's mom/dad?

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#300582 - 02/13/08 12:31 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
This place is getting freaky.


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#300583 - 02/13/08 12:44 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
jordan blue yes twice. jordan price in a wet dream i had. I would actually love to work with Jen X. Thats not Erik Rhodes, he is much bigger. And i have been with like 5 miss olympia chicks.

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#300584 - 02/13/08 12:47 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

And i have been with like 5 miss olympia chicks.





I take that as a confirmation of my prediction.




CXXX loves 'em muscular.
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#300585 - 02/13/08 01:13 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
TheBillyvassi Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
how surreal, last time i had hands on interaction with gia was when i saw one of her scenes on those grisly compilation porn channels in my hotel last trip out west.
now shes deleting my posts ...the internet is a beautiful and odd place

also...the man girl,tattooed,cock-less cum dumpster is gnarly. and ive now proceeded to bleach my eyes
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#300586 - 02/13/08 01:16 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

how surreal, last time i had hands on interaction with gia was when i saw one of her scenes on those grisly compilation porn channels in my hotel last trip out west.
now shes deleting my posts ...the internet is a beautiful and odd place

also...the man girl,tattooed,cock-less cum dumpster is gnarly. and ive now proceeded to bleach my eyes




No harm meant, Billy. I just wanted no posts until I was finished. Carry on and hope you enjoyed the hands-on interaction.
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#300587 - 02/13/08 01:26 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Spunko Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Quote:


Buck Angel




Y'know,I've heard of the existence of BA before,but never really beleived in it.


My innocence is now gone.






BITCH
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#300588 - 02/13/08 08:57 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
that is one badass tattoo above buck's venus.
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#300589 - 02/13/08 08:59 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I was planning to put on some porn and rub one out last night then go to sleep. Then I saw this thread and had to take a sleeping pill. Thanks Gia.
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#300590 - 02/13/08 12:18 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:


Jen X




Isn't that the Ko Jo fashion guy on the Today show?
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#300591 - 02/13/08 12:20 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Anonymous
Unregistered


this thread aint right!!!!!





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#300592 - 02/13/08 01:28 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I like Jordan! The tan and blonde hair don't suit her though

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#300593 - 02/13/08 02:27 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Doctor Killu Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 01/25/08
Posts: 23


I'm just trying to play along. I'm a little surprised Gia has started a trash talking thread.

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#300594 - 02/13/08 02:41 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Gia's got the sharpest "tongue" on the board.

There is no equal on this board to her biting wit.
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#300595 - 02/13/08 02:51 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


I'm just trying to play along. I'm a little surprised Gia has started a trash talking thread.




naw, it's not like that....it's been a running joke on here about what CX3 will hit.

*cue the midget pix*
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#300596 - 02/13/08 03:01 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
"... many a true word is spoken in jest ..."

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#300597 - 02/13/08 03:55 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Paradise Lost Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
Quote:

Quote:


I'm just trying to play along. I'm a little surprised Gia has started a trash talking thread.




naw, it's not like that....it's been a running joke on here about what CX3 will hit.

*cue the midget pix*





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#300598 - 02/13/08 03:57 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Paradise Lost Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143



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#300599 - 02/13/08 09:07 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5094
Loc:
Little People Porn! I Love America for its diversity, even in its perversion.
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
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#300600 - 02/14/08 08:54 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Somar Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/08/07
Posts: 39
I've never met Christian, but we have worked with him for some of our sites and I know some of his friends and they all say good things.

Oh and apparently we were at the same dinner a few Internext's (vegas) ago. Because I have a pic with him and a friend of mine.

Anyone know his email? I'll send it to him.


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Edited by Somar (02/14/08 08:55 PM)
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#300601 - 02/14/08 09:15 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:



Anyone know his email? I'll send it to him.




here you go

gclyde@yahoo.com
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#300602 - 02/21/08 10:52 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Apparently, Christian would NOT hit this:


Cross-reference clicky

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#300603 - 02/21/08 11:58 AM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
MisterRage Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 26
Quote:

Apparently, Christian would NOT hit this:


Cross-reference clicky







That has to be the biggest camel toe ever! Look's like Homer Simpsons mouth.
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#300604 - 02/21/08 12:14 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

That has to be the biggest camel toe ever! Look's like Homer Simpsons mouth.






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#300605 - 02/21/08 12:57 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Where the hell is Christian,? We need answers.
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#300606 - 02/21/08 01:14 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Little People Porn! I Love America for its diversity, even in its perversion.




I had a dream I gave a midget a bj the other night. I did it because he came at me with some big sob story about how a girl has never loved him and he's never had any sexual contact with a girl. So I felt bad for him and did him a favor. I love how giving I am in my dreams. Does this mean I'm really sick, or I'm just spending too much time on this board?
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#300607 - 02/21/08 02:06 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5094
Loc:
His absence may mean he has 'hit it'. Repeatedly.
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#300608 - 02/21/08 02:09 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5094
Loc:
Quote:

Quote:

Little People Porn! I Love America for its diversity, even in its perversion.




I had a dream I gave a midget a bj the other night. I did it because he came at me with some big sob story about how a girl has never loved him and he's never had any sexual contact with a girl. So I felt bad for him and did him a favor. I love how giving I am in my dreams. Does this mean I'm really sick, or I'm just spending too much time on this board?




Frankly, little people, chubbies, the maimed, everyone on God's green earth deserves a little love. Blowing a midget, however, may stand beyond the call of duty.
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#300609 - 02/21/08 02:33 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Little People Porn! I Love America for its diversity, even in its perversion.




I had a dream I gave a midget a bj the other night. I did it because he came at me with some big sob story about how a girl has never loved him and he's never had any sexual contact with a girl. So I felt bad for him and did him a favor. I love how giving I am in my dreams. Does this mean I'm really sick, or I'm just spending too much time on this board?




Holly have I ever told you i am really short?
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#300610 - 02/21/08 04:52 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
MisterRage Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 26
Quote:

Quote:

That has to be the biggest camel toe ever! Look's like Homer Simpsons mouth.









Funny...how did you do that?
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#300611 - 02/21/08 05:09 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Funny...how did you do that?




I can't take credit for that one. Someone sent it to me in an email a long time ago. When you mentioned that, I had to find it.
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#300612 - 02/21/08 10:50 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


Well Christian- answer the question. Have you or will you?

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#300613 - 02/21/08 11:03 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
lol.....neither bornyo. lol
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#300614 - 02/21/08 11:16 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863


Did Kurt and Luke have a child?
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#300615 - 02/23/08 08:59 PM Re: New Game: Hey Christian, Have You Hit That?
funnybone1 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/13/08
Posts: 1
I'm The Most popular Guy In Porn!

You can trust me because I say so!
Everybody loves me and anyone that doesn't is ignorant.
Even Lickwood likes me. See how excited he is?

Whaaaaaaa!

No one commented on my self admiration article. I even
sent it to Gene Ross to try and get more attention than my boring blog.

Whaaaaaaa!

I'm too dumb to realize that everyone that's not gay and reads
my blog, does so to learn who I work with so they can avoid
working with those people on the sets. The only people I have defending me are Fags and Trannies

Whaaaaaa!

I can't stand not getting the attention I so deserve.
I should get award for best Attention Whore!
Maybe an award for "The Most Likely To Spread Cooties"
Please anything, just give me an award! I'm too great
to be ignored!

Whaaaaaaaaa!

I work all the time because I'd even fuck a donut.

Please Help Me! I Need Attention!

Whaaaaa!


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