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#276343 - 09/20/07 07:21 PM
Little pussy kicked out from Wicked party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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http://lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?p=1260 Quote:
Wednesday night, I get my wristband and walk into the Wicked Pictures party at the House of Blues on Sunset Blvd.
Then I’m stopped and told Wicked Pictures does not want me at their party. I’m told I didn’t RSVP.
So I retreat to the sidewalk but that’s not enough for the party organizers. They huddle, stare at me, and then send out the burly bouncer to rip the band off my wrist.
Don’t tase me, bro!
Let publicist Hethalein Mares (heth@wickedpictures.com aim:hethmares 818-349-3593 ext 132/818-349-6620 fax) know how much you appreciate being kept out of the party.
I don’t go to these stupid events for my own pleasure. It’s the last thing I want to do. I do it to serve humanity and to hasten the ultimate redemption.
My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events. They’ve been doing this to me since the summer of 1999 when I made some gentle fun of Steve Orenstein. Other than that, I’ve treated the company with respect because in the sewer of pornography, Wicked is good folks.
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#276344 - 09/20/07 07:26 PM
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
Hmmmmmm... 
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#276345 - 09/20/07 07:49 PM
Re: Little pussy kicked out from Wicked party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
Hmmmmmm...
.....do jews have something like Karma?
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#276346 - 09/20/07 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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.....do jews have something like Karma?
It's called שלימזל, or schlimazl, a person with perpetual bad luck.
Remember the introduction to Laverne & Shirley? 
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#276347 - 09/20/07 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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.....do jews have something like Karma?
It's called שלימזל, or schlimazl, a person with perpetual bad luck.
Remember the introduction to Laverne & Shirley?
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i am figuring Luke with a big L in his shirt hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#276348 - 09/20/07 09:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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#276349 - 09/20/07 09:59 PM
Re: Little pussy kicked out from Wicked party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
Hmmmmmm...
The ironic thing is, don't most of Luke's readers not like him either? It's like the more the industry hates him, the more popular his site becomes.
that remembers me Howard Stern's movie
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#276350 - 09/20/07 10:03 PM
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The ironic thing is, don't most of Luke's readers not like him either? It's like the more the industry hates him, the more popular his site becomes.
Just more deaths for him to pray for.
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#276351 - 09/21/07 12:55 AM
Re: Little pussy kicked out from Wicked party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
i seriously doubt very little, if any, of readers would actually purchase wicked product anyway...
aside from that, if luke did not RSVP, then how could he be mad @ heth, or mr. orenstein? It was known that the gig was invite only and you had to rsvp.
i was working the back of the red carpet because i arranged for Courtney & Eva to do video interviews of the guests for avn.com, so i was busy coordinating things and keeping it rolling and I did notice & send a text up front asking about ol' luke though...because i was wondering what he was doing....
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#276352 - 09/21/07 02:31 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
i seriously doubt very little, if any, of readers would actually purchase wicked product anyway...
I purchase Wicked products, but don't patronise Mr. Ford's site.
In light of this incident, I'm just going to purchase a Wicked product for the hell of it, but not before I have sent Heth a congratulatory email. 
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#276356 - 09/21/07 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Great America
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..because i was wondering what he was doing....
[ robocop voice]what do you love and hate.... [robocop voice voice]
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#276357 - 09/21/07 09:49 PM
Google Boycotts Luke
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My readers should boycott Wicked until they stop banning me from their events.
Didn't quite happen. Instead, Google Boycotts Luke
Why Does Google Blacklist Lukeisback.com?
By LUKE IS BACK | Comments (2)
What Google webmaster guidelines do I violate? Put "Lukeisback" into Google and you get Lukeisback.net. Weird. Was the skin advertising I ran for a year a violation of Google’s guidelines?
+ + +
Boy, Luke. You're just making friends all over the place.
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#276358 - 09/22/07 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Luke, please explain the part regarding 'serve humanity and hasten ultimate redemption.'
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#276359 - 09/22/07 07:46 PM
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Luke, please explain the part regarding 'serve humanity and hasten ultimate redemption.'
I think he serves humanity by providing us with hours and hours of laughter with the CoD. I'm at a loss to explain the "ultimate redemption" part, though.
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#276360 - 09/22/07 08:09 PM
Little Pussy Down Again?
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Just tried to get my daily dose of inanity, but the site is down, again.
What is that, five times in as many weeks? Funny, Gene and Gram don't seem to have this problem.
You must have pissed someone off really bad, Luke. Maybe you should do some more attonement.
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#276361 - 09/22/07 08:27 PM
Re: Little Pussy Down Again?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Just tried to get my daily dose of inanity, but the site is down, again.
What is that, five times in as many weeks? Funny, Gene and Gram don't seem to have this problem.
You must have pissed someone off really bad, Luke. Maybe you should do some more attonement.
that error happen when you are playing with the server or the data base was erased....
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#276362 - 09/22/07 11:24 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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I wonder how many angry emails they got? I will bet none. (not counting the ones luke sent)
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#276363 - 09/22/07 11:32 PM
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I'll bet they got a few congratulatory ones, though.
Pariah, do you really think Luke had the balls to send any? My guess is no. That's why he tried to have others do his dirty work for him.
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